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blayne ⛧
@ewhag.com
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genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any

• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25

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blayne ⛧ @ewhag.com · 5d
mantra for the dark months 🖤
The bible wouldn’t have me. I saw to that. I’ve been shirking Eve From the start.
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hey, what 2026 horror media are you looking forward to?

personally, idk if i can survive until summer for the vampire lestat.
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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me: i'm so proud of how i managed this year

how i managed:
Bugs Bunny sits on the edge of his bed looking tired with his hands between his knees awkwardly. Over the image is the word GABAPENTIN Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls sits up in bed looking tired and annoyed. Over the image is the word GREENERY
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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i bet that jingle horse is happy he can finally put his feet down
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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me: i'm so proud of how i managed this year

how i managed:
Bugs Bunny sits on the edge of his bed looking tired with his hands between his knees awkwardly. Over the image is the word GABAPENTIN Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls sits up in bed looking tired and annoyed. Over the image is the word GREENERY
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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mayawest.online
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
brooklynmarie.bsky.social Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 18h
Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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we took our holiday card photo. nailed it.

@michaelwaterloo.bsky.social
Michael and Blayne sit on the hearth in matching pajamas while Michael holds Jillian the beagle in the air and Blayne holds Rorschach the black-and-white cat in the air
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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hey, what 2026 horror media are you looking forward to?

personally, idk if i can survive until summer for the vampire lestat.
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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christmas dinner was prepared beautifully by the talented @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social 🎄
Potato wedges, baked asparagus, and a medium-rare ribeye are laid out on a square white plate
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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time for david harbourganda
Still from Violent Night of David Harbour as Santa Still from Violent Night of David Harbour as Santa tied up with string lights
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Still from Home Alone 2 of Kevin speaking to Trump but Trump’s been replaced with Zohran Mamdani
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We had a nice Christmas. Merry Christmas and happy holiday to all.
A pair of Le fleur converse boots that I got for Blayne An excited Jillian the beagle opening presents Rorschach the cat look dapper af A bundle of gifts with playa society shirt on top
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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little full. lotta sap.
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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same person
Still from Better Watch Out of Luke outside in his winter coat and christmas sweater Still from American Psycho of Patrick Bateman in his suit and reindeer ears
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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facetiming with my wonderful father-in-law. and his thumb.
A smart phone is propped screen-forward on a stack of books as an older man is depicted with a short white beard, an orange t-shirt, and his thumb covering part of the picture
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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jiggity-jig (hee-haw, hee-haw)
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I can admit when I’m wrong about something. INFLUENCERS was a surprise. Check out my review for Horror Movie Blog.
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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this year did not completely destroy me. so there's that.
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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heated rivalry is iwtv in jock form
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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oh she _get_ it get-it
ewhag.com blayne ⛧ @ewhag.com · 1d
🎶 kevin's mom has got it goin' on 🎶
Still from Home Alone of Catherine O'Hara as Kate smiling Still from Home Alone 2 of Catherine O'Hara as Kate Still from Home Alone of Catherine O'Hara as Kate on the hotel phone Still from Home Alone 2 of Catherine O'Hara as Kate scowling with Erika Kirk eyes
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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🎶 kevin's mom has got it goin' on 🎶
Still from Home Alone of Catherine O'Hara as Kate smiling Still from Home Alone 2 of Catherine O'Hara as Kate Still from Home Alone of Catherine O'Hara as Kate on the hotel phone Still from Home Alone 2 of Catherine O'Hara as Kate scowling with Erika Kirk eyes
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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happy gay christmas gay eve
Still from Mean Girls (2004) of Damien on stage at the talent show in a white suit, saying into the microphone, "Don't look at me."
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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oh, honey.
ewhag.com blayne ⛧ @ewhag.com · Nov 28
the most 2023 of trees
A fake Christmas tree strung with white lights and silver snowflakes sports a silver star on top that's too heavy and brings the top of the tree to a dramatic Whovillian tilt
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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them: any plans for the holidays?

me: oh yeah me and my partner—
A white chihuahua squints at the camera
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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one of my most popular designs
a black and white typography edit. there is white text that reads "don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes." in the middle of the design is a hand holding a scorpion by the tail. between the scorpion's claws is a human eyeball. the entire image is edited to look photocopied.
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM