blayne the hag
@ewhag.com
genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any
• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25
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• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25
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blayne the hag
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💥 2.2.26 | EW, HAG: GO APE SHIT 💥
- what can we learn from gordy and ben?
- peer safety tips
- salon sinister subs open 2.14!
- new horror books
- new horror movies
- and maybe some hope if we have time
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- what can we learn from gordy and ben?
- peer safety tips
- salon sinister subs open 2.14!
- new horror books
- new horror movies
- and maybe some hope if we have time
subscribe: ewhag.com
CANCELED
because everything i have to say can be summarized with:
i don't care if helping others costs my life. we will all be dead before the empire is collapsed. when faced with the decision to protect someone else or run away, i'm no longer scared of whatever pain protecting someone brings me.
because everything i have to say can be summarized with:
i don't care if helping others costs my life. we will all be dead before the empire is collapsed. when faced with the decision to protect someone else or run away, i'm no longer scared of whatever pain protecting someone brings me.
one time last year i put some cat snacks in the bathroom cabinet for emergencies and forgot all about them. rory did too.
until tonight.
i threw said cat snacks away. still. he hollers.
until tonight.
i threw said cat snacks away. still. he hollers.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
one time last year i put some cat snacks in the bathroom cabinet for emergencies and forgot all about them. rory did too.
until tonight.
i threw said cat snacks away. still. he hollers.
until tonight.
i threw said cat snacks away. still. he hollers.
deep cut, coming right up
The Stepford Wives
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
deep cut, coming right up
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just remembered it's F13 week 🥹🖤
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
just remembered it's F13 week 🥹🖤
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this issue is a basin for longing — for another era, place, person, taste. at a time that's so lacking hope, i want this issue to be a treasure chest of possibility and escape.
can't wait to see what everyone's yearning 🖤
can't wait to see what everyone's yearning 🖤
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
this issue is a basin for longing — for another era, place, person, taste. at a time that's so lacking hope, i want this issue to be a treasure chest of possibility and escape.
can't wait to see what everyone's yearning 🖤
can't wait to see what everyone's yearning 🖤
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*grabs copy of ottessa moshfegh's lapvona*
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
*grabs copy of ottessa moshfegh's lapvona*
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
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and everyone else 🖤
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
and everyone else 🖤
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SUBS OPEN SATURDAY ☠️
Hunger. Desire. Sudden, insatiable need for nourishment, a vice, or flesh itself.
Salon Sinister is preparing to open for submissions once again. This time, we want you to explore your queer horror CRAVINGS.
We open for poetry, short fiction, and art on Valentine's Day.
We hunger. Indulge us.
Salon Sinister is preparing to open for submissions once again. This time, we want you to explore your queer horror CRAVINGS.
We open for poetry, short fiction, and art on Valentine's Day.
We hunger. Indulge us.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
SUBS OPEN SATURDAY ☠️
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stunning — STUNNING — representation to bring a wider audience and more money to people who are actively harming those being represented. this is a dystopia.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
stunning — STUNNING — representation to bring a wider audience and more money to people who are actively harming those being represented. this is a dystopia.
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like. what if we didn't play the game that punishes differences and runs on innocent blood in the name of representation. what if. i'm so tired of everyone taking their poison crumbs and calling it progress.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
like. what if we didn't play the game that punishes differences and runs on innocent blood in the name of representation. what if. i'm so tired of everyone taking their poison crumbs and calling it progress.
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I arrived too late to an abduction yesterday. Ice vehicles boxed in a food delivery driver on the highway. They took him, and when I came on the scene (with a few other neighbors in cars), his keys were still in it. We found his phone, a debit card, his car title and registration.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I arrived too late to an abduction yesterday. Ice vehicles boxed in a food delivery driver on the highway. They took him, and when I came on the scene (with a few other neighbors in cars), his keys were still in it. We found his phone, a debit card, his car title and registration.
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Remember to tell people that things have NOT DEESCALATED. Pulling 700 agents means there's 2,300 agents on our streets, terrorizing us and kidnapping our neighbors.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Remember to tell people that things have NOT DEESCALATED. Pulling 700 agents means there's 2,300 agents on our streets, terrorizing us and kidnapping our neighbors.
just remembered it's F13 week 🥹🖤
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
just remembered it's F13 week 🥹🖤
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So, this little ANGEL returned 2 weeks ago on a night it was going to hit 0 degrees down here. She came right up to me and was the sweetest. I was able to take her to my vet, her her vaccinated and fixed. I just got word that she - Helga, 7 years old - was adopted this morning for her forever home 🥲
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
So, this little ANGEL returned 2 weeks ago on a night it was going to hit 0 degrees down here. She came right up to me and was the sweetest. I was able to take her to my vet, her her vaccinated and fixed. I just got word that she - Helga, 7 years old - was adopted this morning for her forever home 🥲
can i bring my cat to work i promise he'll just sleep in my lap and eat all the food
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
can i bring my cat to work i promise he'll just sleep in my lap and eat all the food
SUBS OPEN SATURDAY ☠️
Hunger. Desire. Sudden, insatiable need for nourishment, a vice, or flesh itself.
Salon Sinister is preparing to open for submissions once again. This time, we want you to explore your queer horror CRAVINGS.
We open for poetry, short fiction, and art on Valentine's Day.
We hunger. Indulge us.
Salon Sinister is preparing to open for submissions once again. This time, we want you to explore your queer horror CRAVINGS.
We open for poetry, short fiction, and art on Valentine's Day.
We hunger. Indulge us.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
SUBS OPEN SATURDAY ☠️
keep following and unfollowing me
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
keep following and unfollowing me
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beating your fucking ass with kindness and consideration
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
beating your fucking ass with kindness and consideration
also this is a blast you'll love it
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
also this is a blast you'll love it
*grabs copy of ottessa moshfegh's lapvona*
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
*grabs copy of ottessa moshfegh's lapvona*
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
that's it. i'm gonna go find a cave, commune with the forest, and replace my eyes with those of a horse. leave me alone.
like. what if we didn't play the game that punishes differences and runs on innocent blood in the name of representation. what if. i'm so tired of everyone taking their poison crumbs and calling it progress.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
like. what if we didn't play the game that punishes differences and runs on innocent blood in the name of representation. what if. i'm so tired of everyone taking their poison crumbs and calling it progress.
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
and everyone else 🖤
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
and everyone else 🖤
do i know any professional birth chart readers 👀
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
do i know any professional birth chart readers 👀
everyone is going from consuming the epstein files the same way they check their fantasy lineup to tuning into a giant mainstream sex-trafficking event. survivors aren't hysterical — your pastime is abuse.
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
everyone is going from consuming the epstein files the same way they check their fantasy lineup to tuning into a giant mainstream sex-trafficking event. survivors aren't hysterical — your pastime is abuse.