cluesan al-gaib
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cluesan al-gaib
@clueless.bsky.social
· Feb 3
there is much pain in this world but not on this porch
rn i wanna see as many styles of black mary jane flats as possible so i know what to haunt secondhand sites for. i have “discovered” like 25 new shoe brands that all have nice supportive black mary jane flats w wide toe boxes by simply clicking links for shoes i like, more shoes appear. i did this
i ❤️ to manipulate the algorithm
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
rn i wanna see as many styles of black mary jane flats as possible so i know what to haunt secondhand sites for. i have “discovered” like 25 new shoe brands that all have nice supportive black mary jane flats w wide toe boxes by simply clicking links for shoes i like, more shoes appear. i did this
like??? people who think chatgpt is alive/god. ur talking to a toaster bro. like thinking ur microwave is jesus
imagine letting the computer manipulate you….. ruled by an appliance?? no. sorry. u work for me
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
like??? people who think chatgpt is alive/god. ur talking to a toaster bro. like thinking ur microwave is jesus
i ❤️ to manipulate the algorithm
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i ❤️ to manipulate the algorithm
mfs were cooking when they invented robes
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
mfs were cooking when they invented robes
the way the OG of this was my bible
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the way the OG of this was my bible
my parents visited for christmas and i couldn’t get out of bed and they just left without seeing me at all and now i want to die
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my parents visited for christmas and i couldn’t get out of bed and they just left without seeing me at all and now i want to die
awww i know me so well
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
awww i know me so well
christmas eve beat
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
christmas eve beat
u can’t tell me shit, my most stylish friend said i have actual eclectic style that works for me
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
u can’t tell me shit, my most stylish friend said i have actual eclectic style that works for me
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glad tidings !!!! this is a threat !!
December 2, 2023 at 5:23 AM
glad tidings !!!! this is a threat !!
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kid’s bestie couldn’t remember the name of nightmare before christmas so she called it “the horrible night before christmas” lmfao
October 11, 2023 at 7:10 PM
kid’s bestie couldn’t remember the name of nightmare before christmas so she called it “the horrible night before christmas” lmfao
still not over this
yall helpppppp a restaurant in this christmas parade today gave out a RIB
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
still not over this
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if you need me i’ll be trying to make this shit festive…. i guess…..
December 11, 2024 at 9:09 PM
if you need me i’ll be trying to make this shit festive…. i guess…..
uh oh
going to make christmas kolaches this year or die trying !!
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
uh oh
shaving lasts like sub 6 hours on me and gives me crazy ingrowns, the way i wax i have almost no irritation and very few ingrown hairs. allow my years of pain, to be ur gain 🫡
it takes me like 5-10 mins to do my armpits now, after like 15 straight years of it. but a self-brazilian would still take me an hour even with my experience so don’t rush it!!
u can just rinse off extra sugar wax but hard wax i like to use coconut oil in the shower to loosen it, then gentle soap
u can just rinse off extra sugar wax but hard wax i like to use coconut oil in the shower to loosen it, then gentle soap
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
shaving lasts like sub 6 hours on me and gives me crazy ingrowns, the way i wax i have almost no irritation and very few ingrown hairs. allow my years of pain, to be ur gain 🫡
gotten stupid good at waxing over the years. 0 redness 0 irritation & i got hella sensitive skin. prep, products, technique, & aftercare all really do matter but u can still do it cheap!! can’t remember if ive done a waxing thread already or not but im gonna do one now bc i never sleep correctly!!
just got almost all my armpit hair in one wax pull… y’all wanna see 👀
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
gotten stupid good at waxing over the years. 0 redness 0 irritation & i got hella sensitive skin. prep, products, technique, & aftercare all really do matter but u can still do it cheap!! can’t remember if ive done a waxing thread already or not but im gonna do one now bc i never sleep correctly!!
i showed up for a pool party in 8th grade with a bright red strip where i ripped my skin off waxing my belly button
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i showed up for a pool party in 8th grade with a bright red strip where i ripped my skin off waxing my belly button
i like that all mulder’s coats are too big for him.. cozy king
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i like that all mulder’s coats are too big for him.. cozy king
just got almost all my armpit hair in one wax pull… y’all wanna see 👀
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
just got almost all my armpit hair in one wax pull… y’all wanna see 👀
my hair is so fucking enormous rn
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my hair is so fucking enormous rn
spread nair on my legs so i know it’s real
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
spread nair on my legs so i know it’s real
too many new followers, time to post some infrequent nudes
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
too many new followers, time to post some infrequent nudes
kid talked me into getting a cat carrier backpack…….. these poor cats got no idea what’s coming
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
kid talked me into getting a cat carrier backpack…….. these poor cats got no idea what’s coming
afaik he hasn’t done anything wrong.. but i simply do not trust michael bublé
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
afaik he hasn’t done anything wrong.. but i simply do not trust michael bublé
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so like does anyone wanna pay my rent as a bit lol, lmao
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
so like does anyone wanna pay my rent as a bit lol, lmao