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blayne ⛧
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genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any

• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25

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don't see the future you want? make it.
Blayne shows off a boxy cropped black t-shirt with the following in pink gothic text: DEFIANCE LIBERATION TRANSGRESSION
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Shelves at a knick-knack store filled with Halloween Hello Kitty figurines, ghosts, haunted houses, and an orange wooden sign that says BOO
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Behind-the-scenes still of Delainey Hayles smiling as Claudia in Interview With the Vampire while modeling fresh burn-injury makeup covering her face and chest and hands. Over the image are the words "this is fine"
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Still from Step Brothers of Brennan walking out of a wedding reception while saying, "This wedding is horseshit." "Wedding" has been edited to read "year."
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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budding indie press UNDERTAKE HER is gearing up for a busy 2026

in the meantime, check out its first two titles:

🖤 salon sinister: issue 1 of a new queer horror lit mag from wildly talented weirdos www.salonsinister.com

🖤 bite back: my first collection of poetry bookshop.org/p/books/bite...
logo for SALON SINISTER a copy of BITE BACK: POEMS by Blayne Waterloo
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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november 12

cw: assault
NOVEMBER 12 I made it home safe. Fishnets torn to threads. A dark vignette framed my vision as it faded in and out. I remember nothing, least of all who I was just hours before. If I’d been— If I’d seen— If I’d known— I made it home safe. Black clothes and liner swim in chemical bile as I sleep. I was made for this reason. For ripped tights and guilty slumber. This petite form was never meant to stand a chance. But I made it home safe. #poetry
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A black goat chews hay. Over the image in white are the words: do it, boycott that fuckass sequel
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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every tattoo is my favorite tattoo but this one is my special little guy
An exposed pale lower back reveals the number 666 shaped so that the bottom of each 6 meets to face each other in the middle
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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if she looked at me like this i'd need new pants
Still from The Omen (1976) of Mrs. Baylock looking sternly at the camera with her sharp green eyes
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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*kiss sounds* c'meeeeere
Still from The Omen (1976) of a doberman watching from the woods lightly panting with its tongue showing
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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birth control: the movie (1976)
Still from The Omen (1976) of Damien in his black suit and tie and hat amid a graveyard of crucifix headstones
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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broke and busted but cute about it
Blayne smiles with their eyes closed toward the sun while wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, a black beanie over their wavy auburn hair, a black and gray striped turtleneck, and a gray-brown-checked pea coat Blayne smiles while wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, a black beanie over their wavy auburn hair, a black and gray striped turtleneck, and a gray-brown-checked pea coat
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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when someone learns and shares that roberta in now and then was supposed to be an out lesbian
Still of Nicolas Cage in ConAir smiling with his eyes closed as the wind blows through his long hair
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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🕯 a spell for different 🕯
A SPELL FOR DIFFERENT Light the bottom until you expose the wick, then rest the base in its melted pool. “Collective” carved in the middle, a dark tower amid fresh lavender, basil, calendula. With a blaze on top. As the pitch creeps, it melds the herbs as one. Catching the flame’s spread in its new formation. Let it cool before naming it. #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Still from The Deadly Spawn of a three-headed, razor-toothed worm monster with the words "antifa" edited over it
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Still from The Deadly Spawn of a three-headed, razor-toothed worm monster with the words "no marriage for you" edited over it
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Still from The Deadly Spawn of a three-headed, razor-toothed worm monster with the words "have more babies" edited over it
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Still from True Blood of Terry standing at the bar saying, "Can't listen to politicians no more. I get a seizure."
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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this scene is my pump-up song
Still from True Blood of Lafayette looking down at someone offscreen while saying, "Tip your waitress."
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Screenshot from the Chani app of a weekly reading transcript that reads: Then, on Sunday, did I mention Mercury is stationing retrograde? And we will feel it all week. We're going to be like, "Why is this - is this thing on? Is this calculator working? How is the math not nothing? Why is this person not responding to me? What got lost? Where did it get lost?' Goob from Meet the Robinsons looking tired and irritated in his baseball uniform and undereye circles
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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this is one of my favorite episodes of any show
Still from s5e5 of What We Do in the Shadows of Nandor the Relentless speaking to an anchor on local television news with the name card on the screen reading NANDOR DE LAURENTIS: NEIGHBORHOOD RESIDENT
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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OLD HORROR FOR NEW GENERATIONS in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign logo surrounded by movie posters for Frankenstein (2025), The Crazies (2010), Suspiria (2019), and Nosferatu (2024)
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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WOKE HORROR FOR THE MEDIA ILLITERATE in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign logo surrounded by movie posters for Horror Noire, Frankenhooker, Barbarian, and Night of the Living Dead
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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GOTHIC HORROR FOR HORNY MOMS in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign logo surrounded by book covers for Kat Dunn's Hungerstone, Isabel Cañas' The Hacienda, Silvia Moreno-Garcia's Mexican Gothic, and J Sheridan LeFanu's Carmilla
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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GOTHIC HORROR FOR HORNY MOMS in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign logo
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM