dave
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Funny Hotel and Motel Reviews. Ask Me About The Feast Days of Jack Frost.
WOMEN'S KNEECAPS ARE TOO DAMN PHALLIC THESE DAYS!!! YOU'RE DOWN THERE IN MOUND TOWN TRYING TO EAT P AND ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THESE BULGING CAPS! LOOKING LIKE SHAFT HEADS! YOU START LICKING CAP! YOU COMPLETELY NEGLECT THE P. EVERY TIME!
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
WOMEN'S KNEECAPS ARE TOO DAMN PHALLIC THESE DAYS!!! YOU'RE DOWN THERE IN MOUND TOWN TRYING TO EAT P AND ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THESE BULGING CAPS! LOOKING LIKE SHAFT HEADS! YOU START LICKING CAP! YOU COMPLETELY NEGLECT THE P. EVERY TIME!
Trump really wants to acquire Greenland. Funny. He has such a sweet tooth I was a bit surprised he didn't have his eyes on Candyland! Yes. Someone needs to make sure he doesn't grab Queen Frostine by the pussy. This guy makes Lord Licorice look like Fred Hampton! Bless us all.
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Trump really wants to acquire Greenland. Funny. He has such a sweet tooth I was a bit surprised he didn't have his eyes on Candyland! Yes. Someone needs to make sure he doesn't grab Queen Frostine by the pussy. This guy makes Lord Licorice look like Fred Hampton! Bless us all.
Vibewise? I'm trying to go from Arbus to Arli$$, man. Condo, dude. Get some mound in my condo. Peace.
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Vibewise? I'm trying to go from Arbus to Arli$$, man. Condo, dude. Get some mound in my condo. Peace.
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any little bit helps thank you all so much
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January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm in need of help again
I need $450 to pay the rest of my bills for the month
any little bit helps thank you all so much
venmo.com/u/almightybob
I need $450 to pay the rest of my bills for the month
any little bit helps thank you all so much
venmo.com/u/almightybob
Hey Cirque du Soleil keep yer dang trap shut about the goings on in the good ol' US of A! HUGE ASSAULT RIFLES. SWAT TEAMS. If I wanted a European to tell me what to do I'd obey my nightly dream where Asterix demands I massage his legs. These Colors Don't Run.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Hey Cirque du Soleil keep yer dang trap shut about the goings on in the good ol' US of A! HUGE ASSAULT RIFLES. SWAT TEAMS. If I wanted a European to tell me what to do I'd obey my nightly dream where Asterix demands I massage his legs. These Colors Don't Run.
The guy eats Big Macs for lunch. He gets taken out or dies of natural causes every other week. They walked Vance through the hall of Clone Vats his first day. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. We're on #28. I hate to break this to you. Dolly the sheep was like 1992. Wake up.
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The guy eats Big Macs for lunch. He gets taken out or dies of natural causes every other week. They walked Vance through the hall of Clone Vats his first day. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. We're on #28. I hate to break this to you. Dolly the sheep was like 1992. Wake up.
Did it happen? Yeah, it did. The teacup monkey I ordered from Malaysia in an attempt to go viral has died. I think it just came with a bunch of diseases. It bit me. Unpleasant little creature. It froze to death overnight. My apartment is cold.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Did it happen? Yeah, it did. The teacup monkey I ordered from Malaysia in an attempt to go viral has died. I think it just came with a bunch of diseases. It bit me. Unpleasant little creature. It froze to death overnight. My apartment is cold.
They're forcing Kim Petras to perform at Davos in a gothic Pikachu outfit at the neoliberal "Blood Rave" They pulled the same shit with Ke$ha. This is what they do to Protestant women at Davos whilst coming up with austerity measures galore.
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
They're forcing Kim Petras to perform at Davos in a gothic Pikachu outfit at the neoliberal "Blood Rave" They pulled the same shit with Ke$ha. This is what they do to Protestant women at Davos whilst coming up with austerity measures galore.
It is not necessary to go to the bathroom with the exclusion of urination. It is a nasty habit and should be avoided at all costs. Hold it in until it goes away. That's what you want to make? Those things? It is of material reality and the result of a sick consciousness. Try not to.
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It is not necessary to go to the bathroom with the exclusion of urination. It is a nasty habit and should be avoided at all costs. Hold it in until it goes away. That's what you want to make? Those things? It is of material reality and the result of a sick consciousness. Try not to.
Brainstorming anti-ICE protest tactics. Sic ol' Freddy Krueger on their ass. Xenos from the Alien flicks (facehuggers, big ones) Suck their masks off with shop vacs. "Mel's Hole" Morgellons Grenade. Poison (WW1 style gas attack) Potato Gun, piss on them, grave robbers to family plots, Reason, Logic.
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Brainstorming anti-ICE protest tactics. Sic ol' Freddy Krueger on their ass. Xenos from the Alien flicks (facehuggers, big ones) Suck their masks off with shop vacs. "Mel's Hole" Morgellons Grenade. Poison (WW1 style gas attack) Potato Gun, piss on them, grave robbers to family plots, Reason, Logic.
I think I could take a Kashoggi up to 3 limbs if it was for you girl *r&b beat kicks in*
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I think I could take a Kashoggi up to 3 limbs if it was for you girl *r&b beat kicks in*
Bashar al-Assad is in the new Life is Strange Reunion game coming out soon. As a humiliation ritual.
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Bashar al-Assad is in the new Life is Strange Reunion game coming out soon. As a humiliation ritual.
They should call the Dems the dens because it feels like they're hibernating. A Black Bear may be more in touch with the electorate at this point.
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They should call the Dems the dens because it feels like they're hibernating. A Black Bear may be more in touch with the electorate at this point.
The fucked up thing is that a lot of Fuentes' arguments are fundamentally flawed.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The fucked up thing is that a lot of Fuentes' arguments are fundamentally flawed.
When I say When It Happens it means New Boss Baby with Baldwin coming out in theaters. Not an elderly man getting hurt!
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
When I say When It Happens it means New Boss Baby with Baldwin coming out in theaters. Not an elderly man getting hurt!
Well I have a new great fear in life. Getting "Mogged by Clavicular" Setting up a scarecrow
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Well I have a new great fear in life. Getting "Mogged by Clavicular" Setting up a scarecrow
There should be creatures such as Goombas in real life. Easy enemies to all mankind that are fairly easy to dispose of. Coming at you in a straight line down the sidewalk that you have to stomp on. I think it would bond everyone a little bit.
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 PM
There should be creatures such as Goombas in real life. Easy enemies to all mankind that are fairly easy to dispose of. Coming at you in a straight line down the sidewalk that you have to stomp on. I think it would bond everyone a little bit.
Doing my AM intensity somersaults workout all over planet fitness. I truly do not give a fuck. During cooldown I read my tintin comics on the mats
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Doing my AM intensity somersaults workout all over planet fitness. I truly do not give a fuck. During cooldown I read my tintin comics on the mats
Wow you are so pretty. Do you like T.M.N.T? Turtles? I can’t afford Warhammer. You don’t know WH40k? Dumbass. I’m repainting my Turtles figs.Do you want a fig? How about a date;)
That’s when I take real figs and dates out of my pocket. Trying too hard. I should just be myself. Be suave. Darn it!!
That’s when I take real figs and dates out of my pocket. Trying too hard. I should just be myself. Be suave. Darn it!!
January 20, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Wow you are so pretty. Do you like T.M.N.T? Turtles? I can’t afford Warhammer. You don’t know WH40k? Dumbass. I’m repainting my Turtles figs.Do you want a fig? How about a date;)
That’s when I take real figs and dates out of my pocket. Trying too hard. I should just be myself. Be suave. Darn it!!
That’s when I take real figs and dates out of my pocket. Trying too hard. I should just be myself. Be suave. Darn it!!
Make Heaven Crowded? Is that some Stuffing reference from Erika Kirk? She’s stuffing her bra for the whole tour? Her hubby is burning in hell while she stuffs. I love when gals stuff but Kirk’s politics are reprehensible. I’m going to go. If she’s stuffing I’m going. I don’t care.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Make Heaven Crowded? Is that some Stuffing reference from Erika Kirk? She’s stuffing her bra for the whole tour? Her hubby is burning in hell while she stuffs. I love when gals stuff but Kirk’s politics are reprehensible. I’m going to go. If she’s stuffing I’m going. I don’t care.
I'm pretty sure they have further darkened the WTC Freedom Tower reflecting pools because manga torrent site Bato is down. Rightfully so. I don't know, it looks darker to me. The best mangas are the ones you imagine anyways...
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I'm pretty sure they have further darkened the WTC Freedom Tower reflecting pools because manga torrent site Bato is down. Rightfully so. I don't know, it looks darker to me. The best mangas are the ones you imagine anyways...
Will Stancil is out in Minneapolis scouring with his ham radio for young P-Word. Drying it allllllll up. Dry Ice smoke from their loins. Could care less about ICE. I see you big dawg.
I’ve heard young women facing down threatening ICE officers on open dispatch channels in ways you wouldn’t believe. The officers announcing they’re going to be arresting and jailing the observer, and the observer, voice shaking, calmly reasserting their constitutional right over and over.
January 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Will Stancil is out in Minneapolis scouring with his ham radio for young P-Word. Drying it allllllll up. Dry Ice smoke from their loins. Could care less about ICE. I see you big dawg.
i was researching mutual aid/direct action and a mouse ran by my feet with mouse sized big titty hooters and it had a little mouse bra on as well
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
i was researching mutual aid/direct action and a mouse ran by my feet with mouse sized big titty hooters and it had a little mouse bra on as well
I miss my indie sleaze days. Me and Julian Cassavettes smoking cigs in our coats. One night we punched Wavves in the back of the head simultaneously while he was using the urinal because he smiled at a cop. Manhattan, baby. Mcarthur pool. We'd piss in Mcarthur pool before the show. Life.
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I miss my indie sleaze days. Me and Julian Cassavettes smoking cigs in our coats. One night we punched Wavves in the back of the head simultaneously while he was using the urinal because he smiled at a cop. Manhattan, baby. Mcarthur pool. We'd piss in Mcarthur pool before the show. Life.