dave
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LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
Hey can I watch your dog run and play around? I forgot to bring my dogs
August 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey can I watch your dog run and play around? I forgot to bring my dogs
Final Fantasy Tactics taught me my turn based pussy eating style
August 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Final Fantasy Tactics taught me my turn based pussy eating style
The "Secret of Skinwalker Ranch" is the name of the hard cider varietal they sell produced from the orchard out back. If you buy a growler they take you on a short tour and tell you skinwalkers aren't real.
July 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The "Secret of Skinwalker Ranch" is the name of the hard cider varietal they sell produced from the orchard out back. If you buy a growler they take you on a short tour and tell you skinwalkers aren't real.
Spending days traveling through the Amazonian rainforest to accuse the shaman of being addicted to Ayahuasca and staging an intervention
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spending days traveling through the Amazonian rainforest to accuse the shaman of being addicted to Ayahuasca and staging an intervention
Yeah, the guy uses all his Holodeck time just sitting in the corner smoking crack. He doesn't even decorate it like a hotel room or anything, it's just the straight grid. He's sober on the ship. There's no rule against it but we've all lost a little respect for him. Generates a crack pipe every time
July 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yeah, the guy uses all his Holodeck time just sitting in the corner smoking crack. He doesn't even decorate it like a hotel room or anything, it's just the straight grid. He's sober on the ship. There's no rule against it but we've all lost a little respect for him. Generates a crack pipe every time
“How to Jack Off Your Cock" is Michael Pollan’s sweeping and often thrilling chronicle of the history of self stimulation … intertwined with a self‑deprecating travelogue of his own cautious but ultimately transformative adventures as a middle‑aged masturbatory novice.”
July 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“How to Jack Off Your Cock" is Michael Pollan’s sweeping and often thrilling chronicle of the history of self stimulation … intertwined with a self‑deprecating travelogue of his own cautious but ultimately transformative adventures as a middle‑aged masturbatory novice.”
Seagulls only target white people food. If you bring a plate of soul food and leave it on the beach it will remain completely unperturbed. Hold a big bowl of bibimbap over your head, they won't touch it. These common sea birds are vehemently racist.
July 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Seagulls only target white people food. If you bring a plate of soul food and leave it on the beach it will remain completely unperturbed. Hold a big bowl of bibimbap over your head, they won't touch it. These common sea birds are vehemently racist.
Never watch a meteor shower with a UK Grime rapper. Every shooting star "got me vexed"
July 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Never watch a meteor shower with a UK Grime rapper. Every shooting star "got me vexed"
I would like to begin this post by acknowledging that the Cyberspace on which we gather today is the occupied/seized/stolen/ancestral/traditional land/territory of the True Posters who are all around 35-40 by now with varying degrees of life success and/or mental illness
July 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I would like to begin this post by acknowledging that the Cyberspace on which we gather today is the occupied/seized/stolen/ancestral/traditional land/territory of the True Posters who are all around 35-40 by now with varying degrees of life success and/or mental illness
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This is one of those moments when the hollowness of our democratic systems becomes visible to the public. Facts are verified, but deliberation is pure performance, and accountability is nowhere. The system absorbs truth without ever acting on it.
Protesting over Gaza’s starvation feels like screaming into a void – but we mustn’t stop | Nesrine Malik
Protesting over Gaza’s starvation feels like screaming into a void – but we mustn’t stop | Nesrine Malik
Political platitudes and a few trucks of aid won’t save the children dying now. But they show leaders can’t ignore public opinion for ever, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik
www.theguardian.com
July 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
This is one of those moments when the hollowness of our democratic systems becomes visible to the public. Facts are verified, but deliberation is pure performance, and accountability is nowhere. The system absorbs truth without ever acting on it.
Took a bubble bath and forgot to add in any water. Jumped in and severely bruised my pelvis. The bubbles did nothing to cushion my fall.
July 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Took a bubble bath and forgot to add in any water. Jumped in and severely bruised my pelvis. The bubbles did nothing to cushion my fall.
Recreating RedWall with all modern rappers. E-40 badger. Drake fox. Kendrick - wolf. Figure out Gunna etc. unfortunately I'm on death row and the project likely will remain unfinished
July 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Recreating RedWall with all modern rappers. E-40 badger. Drake fox. Kendrick - wolf. Figure out Gunna etc. unfortunately I'm on death row and the project likely will remain unfinished
In 2025 we will realize Human beings were supposed to have been collecting pollen with our eyelashes this entire time. We are nature's most negligent pollinators
July 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In 2025 we will realize Human beings were supposed to have been collecting pollen with our eyelashes this entire time. We are nature's most negligent pollinators
I just saw Jewel at tent city :( she's homeless again :(
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I just saw Jewel at tent city :( she's homeless again :(
Hail Mary, full of grace! Cameron is going to reveal Na'vi pussy in the new Avatar. It looks like a fern frond. I chiseled off a bunch of plastic with a flathead screwdriver down in the Florida theme park on a statue but there was too much damage to make anything out. Can't wait for the new flick.
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hail Mary, full of grace! Cameron is going to reveal Na'vi pussy in the new Avatar. It looks like a fern frond. I chiseled off a bunch of plastic with a flathead screwdriver down in the Florida theme park on a statue but there was too much damage to make anything out. Can't wait for the new flick.
Switch all ICE agents out with the guys from those ghost hunting shows and vice versa. Ghost hunter cowards will be meekly peering around aisle corners in Home Depot harming no one. Meanwhile armies of fascist ice agents will be storming old asylums. We might actually catch a fucking ghost for once.
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Switch all ICE agents out with the guys from those ghost hunting shows and vice versa. Ghost hunter cowards will be meekly peering around aisle corners in Home Depot harming no one. Meanwhile armies of fascist ice agents will be storming old asylums. We might actually catch a fucking ghost for once.
Monstera houseplants depend on the polychloride vapors off gassed by vinyl records for respiration. If you remove them from their natural habitat, the IKEA storage cube unit they quickly wither and die.
July 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Monstera houseplants depend on the polychloride vapors off gassed by vinyl records for respiration. If you remove them from their natural habitat, the IKEA storage cube unit they quickly wither and die.
Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit
They're lying about Selena Gomez's age and they're lying about tectonic plates. I think she's younger than 33. 28? Will figure out the plate stuff later
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
They're lying about Selena Gomez's age and they're lying about tectonic plates. I think she's younger than 33. 28? Will figure out the plate stuff later
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July 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Buddha taught that life is suffering due to attachment and desire and that all things are ultimately impermanent, but they didn't have Six Flags back then. The one by my house has been open since like 1996
July 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Buddha taught that life is suffering due to attachment and desire and that all things are ultimately impermanent, but they didn't have Six Flags back then. The one by my house has been open since like 1996
Sneaking a tiny red Curtis Sliwa into my Imperial Guard Warhammer army
July 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sneaking a tiny red Curtis Sliwa into my Imperial Guard Warhammer army
Does anyone know which soup is the best for increasing Primal Endurance? Minestrone?
July 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Does anyone know which soup is the best for increasing Primal Endurance? Minestrone?