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Gamer comics, NOT for casuals

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It’s morning. Mr. Lolly is talking to Myrtle Myrtle: Did you see the vampire? Were you scared? Lolly: Nah, I’m not scared of that undead shit. Guy gets killed once and now we’re supposed to be scared of him? Come on! Myrtle: Well, you were probably near death! What were you doing when it attacked? Lolly: I dunno. I just remember that the ostrich happened to be holding its neck really close to my neck. Myrtle: So if the vampire missed by just a few inches… YOU’D be dead instead of your ostrich! Lolly: Huh. Yeah. Lolly: (thinking) Whoa… I’m going to die one day… Lolly: Damn!
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Where were these jerks when they took the tempur-pedic asscrack from us?
The tempur-pedic logo, featuring a reclining nude woman. Her ass is tastefully conveyed with a single line delineated the curves at the bottom of her ass cheeks. The classic tempur-pedic logo. This one goes all in on ass, with the full crack visible. A logo for real freaks. There was a time when I was a teen and sometimes I was grounded from the internet and I didn't really have much for "resources" offline, but I saved a tempur pedic brochure that came in the mail under my mattress and it got the job done in a pinch. Then my mom found it and she thought I saved it because I wanted a new mattress and that I was keeping it a secret because I knew she couldn't afford to buy me one, and I just went along with it because I thought I'd get in trouble for jacking off to the logo, and she ended up buying me this shitty off-brand foam mattress and I got horrible sleep for like three years
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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DAILY POWERUP 203
Mr Lolly from Abbeycourt, an eight year old blond boy in a sailor uniform, ever the schemer, looking at the viewer with a malicious smile and fingers interlaced. The background is blue and has dollar signs around him, symbolizing how he only thinks about money
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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DAILY POWERUP 201
Partially lineless, full color. Posey from Abbeycourt, sitting and holding a glass of wine, saying “I could fix you” in a dialogue bubble to the right of her head. She’s a brunette in a pink and white dress, at a dinner table with a pale green chair and tablecloth. The background is jade green.
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Lolly: Damn. So much for the ostrich that I suddenly decided was my mealticket a few hours ago. Devlin shows up, still in clown makeup. Devlin: Mr. Lolly! I heard there was another attack! Did you see the vampire? Lolly: Friendliacci? What do you care? Are you a vampire hunter like Mr. O’Helloran? Devlin: Mr. Lolly, I am Mr. O’Helloran! Lolly: Oh. Yeah, your vampire got my ostrich. I could sue, you know. Devlin: Did you see anyone in your room? Anyone drinking the blood perhaps? Maybe even making implausible excuses for being in your room? Lolly: Nah, no one but Lord Longnether. He just came in here to taste the blood real quick and then left. Devlin: Hmm, so he’s staging his own investigation… Probably wants to claim the reward for himself! Lolly: I could tell that he was telling the truth because he actually had blood on his mouth.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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No big deal, he's just destroying himself to find out if he can reconstruct himself from the debris.
Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert creator,' paralyzed below waist in medical emergency
In a sobering personal health update, Scott Adams, revealed he is paralyzed below the waist and is undergoing emergency treatment for a tumour near his spine. The 67-year-old's announcement came via h...
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December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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trying to come up with a "Dark Brandon" version of Trump called Dark Drumpf that's even worse than the regular trump, so far all I've got is that he feeds those football players poison instead of mcdonalds
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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DAILY POWERUP 199
Daily for December 14 through 15. The Powerup characters in parody of the Parallel Lines album cover by Blondie, with Alix as Debbie Harry and several male characters standing in as the guys, in order being Teabag, Moobs, Dorkwinkle (to the left of Alix), Shadow and Chug (to the right of Alix). The artwork is mostly lineless with a red hand lettered font reading “Powerup Comics!” With “Powerup Daily” in smaller, italic lettering above. It is also signed and dated in a similar italic style, although with a black border. The background mirrors the album cover, with a black gradient in the middle where the vertical black and white stripes flip.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Obviously it's stupid and demeaning that they talk about this as a selling point. Personally I find it helpful and it will inform my purchase, but it's insulting to most of their audience. I just happen to be interested in this sort of thing. But generally it sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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We see a dark scene as Lord Longnether attacks in the night. Voice: AAAAAAUGH! Mr. Lolly holds up a candle. We see Lord Longnether once again attacking an ostrich. Lolly: What the hell are you doing in here? Longnether: Well, you’re not going to believe this, but I’ve once again coincidentally blundered into a scene of recent ostrich violence. I was just tasting this red stuff on the ostrich’s neck to see if it’s blood. Lolly (thinking): Even though I think completely in terms of scams and grifts, it would never occur to me that Lord Longnether, a harmless silly man, might lie to me. Longnether: Ah! It is!
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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DAILY POWERUP 198
Daily for December 13, 2025. Uncolored pencil sketch on unlined paper of Shadow from Powerup, it’s really simple with bold lines, with the most detail in the gun and on the decal of his shirt.
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Yes, thank you Amanda from Patreon, I have been hoping to sqeeze a little bit more out of the people who subscribe to my patreon. It's nice of them to support me out of the goodness of their hearts, but now that I think about it, maybe it's time I demanded more.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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If Charlie Kirk had been a gamer he would still be alive today, since his enemies could have simply blasted his neck virtually in a game.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Silent panel Chug: Did you hear? Trump is significantly loosening federal restrictions on marijuana. Shadow: Lol. I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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pausing the porno so i can pick up tomorrow where I left off
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president
jacobbogage.bsky.social Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social · 22d
🍃 SCOOP 🍃

President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.

The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Mugthirst, terrified, tries to flee. Mugthirst: Aaaaaiiieieeeee! Mugthirst: Help! Help me! It’s going to kill me! Friendliacci: I told you, I’ve got the whole situation under control! Just trust your old pal Friendliacci. Mugthirst: Friendliacci… He’s demonic! Friendliacci’s going to kill me! Friendliacci: But Lord Mugthirst, I am Friendliacci! Mugthirst: No! No!!! Don’t kill me! Please! I’ll do anything! Please! Friendliacci: Oh, I get it. Friendliacci: Whimpering with fear to attract the vampire’s attention! Good instinct! I’ll just aim my deadly weapon at your half of the room! MEANWHILE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOUSE Lord Longnether, in full vampire mode, stands over a slumbering Mr. Lolly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Everyone on here celebrating and dunking on articles about some guy named Grotch Torbern being in the hospital for lead poisoning, and when I look him up he's a manoverse podcaster with 200 followers known for saying it's gay to take your shoes off when you shower.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Friendliacci: Uh-oh! Cold sweats? Shivers? Looks like we’ve got a case of the scaries! Mugthirst: P-p-please go away! Friendliacci: Have no fear, Dr. Friendliacci’s got the cure! Laughter! Mugthirst: no Friendliacci pulls out a giant pill. Friendliacci: Here, buddy, swallow this pill! Mugthirst: gurgle Friendliacci opens up the pill, and a spring-loaded can-of-worms worm pops out. Friendliacci: Whoops! We got a live one here! Well, they say a pill with a worm in it’s better than a pill with half a worm in it, am I right? Friendliacci: Don’t forget to wash that down with a big glass of water! Friendliacci sprays Mugthirst in the face with water. Mugthirst: Gwuh! Friendliacci: Seriously old man, I’m glad we get to have this time to get to know each other and bond.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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This site isn't perfect but one time on Twitter I was complaining about anime having too much fanservice of underage girls, and a bunch of gross fucks came out of nowhere and started spamming my replies with explicit lolicon shit, and I don't think that would happen here.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Did someone send a chat request? I got a push notification saying I had one, but nothing in my inbox. Worried it's someone trying to claim our reward for donating food and we aren't receiving it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Friendliacci: Friendliacci and his big boom-boom are going to make you laugh and keep you safe from vampires! Mugthirst: Wha… What’s in the cannon? Friendliacci: Wooden stakes! They’re a special vampire weakness. If a vampire gets impaled on one of these babies, he’s a goner! Mugthirst: What happens if you blast someone who’s not a vampire with that contraption? Friendliacci: Hmm? Oh, a human? I think they’d probably be fine. Friendliacci: I think it only hurts vampires. I mean, these are just ordinary sharpened wood stakes, there’s no cannonball or anything in there. I’m sure it’s fine. Mugthirst: Dear god, he’s a maniac!
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Just realized there are young people on here who probably never read it. Listen, Gamer Dilbert never happens without Marijuana Simpson.

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Marijuana Simpson : Homer_Marijuana : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
the pdf and txt files for Marijuana Simpson, as originally posted by Twitter user Homer_MarijuanaOriginal Description:i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think...
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November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Devlin O’Helloran is with Lord Mugthirst. He’s got his big stake cannon at his side. Devlin: You have nothing to fear, Lord Throbwood. As soon as that vampire scumbag gets one eyelash through the door, I’ll blast him to vampire hell. Devlin: Please, go ahead and enjoy a normal stress-free bedtime, and concentrate on being good bait. Mugthirst: Why in the blazes should I trust you, you blasted weirdo? Why should I even believe this whole vampire business isn’t some Irish delusion? Devlin: Poor old fella, I can see that your nerves are getting to you. Mugthirst: No, I just think this whole thing is mad. Devlin: Don’t worry Lord M., I know what will cheer you up… (Momentarily) Devlin is now fully dressed as Friendliacci. Lord Mugthirst is terrified out of his mind. Friendliacci: Heyo! Who’s ready to be my bedtime buddy for the night?
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Whenever I struggle in life, I know I can make it thanks to a group of people who will never let me down: the gaming community
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM