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Shadow: Hey Alan can I change my moveset to Scorpion? Alan: Sorry, no. Shadow: I just picked Kano because I wanted to do the heart thing. I thought I’d be able to change it later. Alan: Our technology does not allow you to change it. Shadow: I don’t even like Kano! Nobody does! 33 years of advances in graphics and he still just looks like a guy with plastic sh*** glued to his face! Alan: I can’t change it. Shadow: What about Raiden? Can I be Raiden? Chug: Don’t be Raiden, dude. You’re gonna look mega-racist in that hat. Alan: You don’t get the costume, just the moveset. Shadow: Great, then can you change it? Alan: No! Shadow: Can I make my own “get over here” harpoon? Alan: I don’t care. Shadow: OK well we’re gonna need to stop by Home Depot then.
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Shadow and Chug see a FAKE ice agent (actually dead and controlled by an alien brain parasite). Chug: OK, NOW the screen is flashing sort of a wine color, how many kinds of parasite are there? Alan: Quite a lot. Alan: This is a “progenitor” parasite. It can only be destroyed by breaking the host’s bones with a sledgehammer and pulling his intestines out through the anus. Shadow: Ugh. FINISH HIM Shadow uppercuts the agent into the air. The agent falls down below the original screen as Shadow and Chug watch. The agent falls all the way down into a pit of spikes and is impaled. Chug: Shad, we still have to do the intestine thing! You can’t use stage fatalities like that! Shadow: *Sigh* I’ll go down and get him…
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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Chug is pointing the parasite detector at another ICE agent. Chug: OK, now there’s a blinking amber light. Alan: That ICE agent has a super-parasite. Alan: It can only be destroyed by cooking the host and feeding its flesh to other infected ICE agents. Shadow: Damn! Shadow and Chug kill the parasite host using Mortal Kombat moves. Shadow and Chug shove the body in the oven, its face is frozen in fear. Shadow and Chug are cutting slices off from the body and making sandwiches. Shadow and Chug are handing out sandwiches to ICE agents. Shadow: I hope no one who doesn’t know about the alien brain parasites sees us and mistakes what we’re doing for violent protest.
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Allen: Time to exterminate more brain parasites. Shadow: I just wish they didn’t use innocent federal agents as hosts. Chug is pointing the device at an ICE agent Chug: Hey, why is the parasite detector going crazy? Allen: That agent has a queen parasite. I’m afraid it can only be removed by torturing the host to death with pliers. Shadow and Chug are torturing the host to death with pliers. Shadow: This whole situation is so sad and unfortunate.
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Wally: Scott Adams… died? But we were just starting to get to know him. Alice: He’s gone… Wally: It’s a good thing there are other people who can do Scott Adams’s job. Scott Adams will be with us whenever we read Gamer Dilbert. Wally: He’ll be reading from heaven… All the characters from Gamer Dilbert sing “Just One Person,” best known for its use in the Muppets Tribute to Jim Henson. “If just one person believes in you Deep enough, and strong enough believes in you Hard enough and long enough Before you know it Someone else would think "If he can do it, I can do it" Making it Two whole people who believe in you Deep enough and strong enough believe in you Hard enough and long enough There's bound to be some Other person who believes in Making it a threesome Making it three people, you can say Believe in me And if three whole people, why not four? And if four whole people, why not more And more and more And when all those people believe in you Deep enough and strong enough believe in you Hard enough and long enough It stands to reason You yourself will start to see What everybody sees in you And maybe even you (maybe even you) Can believe in you, too” -By Hal Hackady, from Snoopy! The Musical
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Shadow: We protest you. You are now protested. ICE agent: Could you not? We’re all a little on-edge after that lady tried to run one of us over with a sideways-driving car. Chug: Why shouldn’t we? We have 1st amendment rights. ICE agent: Yes, well, you’re making me feel bad while I’m trying to do my job and enforce the law. ICE agent: People are committing the atrocious crime of coming into this country and doing undesirable jobs without doing the paperwork, taking away jobs from Americans like you! ICE agent: And the only way to stop them is to occupy American cities and terrorize the population. And shoot the local moms. Chug: He’s right. I have immigration enforcement to thank for my career as a seasonal fruit picker. Shadow: And I have them to thank for my career as a dishwasher at a Mexican restaurant. Chug: All right, we’ll stop protesting you… for now! Shadow: Do whatever you want. We won’t hold you accountable. But we’ve got our eye on you.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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An ICE agent is performing immigration enforcement on a sinister little old lady. Shadow: Look! There’s another one! Agent: I’m deporting you to hell for the crime of not getting out your passport fast enough! Chug is looking at the alien parasite detector. Chug: This one’s human. He’s NOT infected by an alien parasite. Shadow: Got it! Peaceful protest only! Shadow and Chug are holding signs. Shadow’s sign says “ABOLISH certain excesses associated with ICE!” Chug’s sign says “Reduce ICE budget 5% NOW!” Shadow: Sorry sir, but we protest what you’re doing. Chug: If you choose to continue, please understand that we disapprove.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Alan: This device detects brain parasites. You’ll be able to use it to tell which ICE agents are human, and which ones are aliens who need to die. Shadow: Thanks. This will help us to exterminate aliens while avoiding any form of violent protest. We see two men in tactical gear kicking an ethnic minority who is lying on the ground. Chug: Let’s try it on those two agents who appear to be following orders and just doing their job. Shadow: Good idea. FAKE agent 1: Please, can we see your papers? FAKE agent 2: We’d like to check your immigration status, please! Chug: According to this device, these two are NOT real ICE agents. They are walking corpses with alien brain parasites. Shadow: Then we will have to kill them. Chug has ripped off the head and spinal column of one of the false agents. Shadow has ripped the heart out of the other. Chug: It brings me no pleasure to do this. Shadow: I wish these alien brain parasites never existed.
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Shadow and Chug are gaming. Shadow: It sucks that ICE blew away that lesbian mom in the cities. Chug: We’d better protest peacefully, and vote. Alan arrives. Alan: Shadow and Chug, an alien mind-control parasite has taken over the bodies of many of your planet’s government agents. Alan: In particular, many of the US agency known as “ICE” have been infected. To save the universe, I need you to kill them. Chug: Damn, so if we murder these alien-infected ICE agents, that won’t be, or advocate, actual violent protest against human agents? Shadow: We deplore violent protest. Alan: They’re already dead. The specific ones I want you to kill are merely vessels for alien parasites now. Chug: Well fine, we’ll reluctantly do it. Alan: We can equip you with alien tech to give you the movesets of Mortal Kombat characters of your choosing, fatalities included. Shadow: We will use this responsibly. (To be continued)
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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The Earl is walking by. Lolly: Hey! Where are you going with all that money in your pockets? Earl: Oh, I’ve decided to go get some apes at that Romani camp after all. Lolly: WHAT? Earl: It was too humid yesterday. I thought the moisture might cause the apes to get moldy before I could get them to my humidity-controlled ape-case. Today is much better.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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A photo of an ice scraper, plus the shape of Minnesota. Says "Get ICE off our WINDSHIELDS!"
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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It’s morning. Mr. Lolly is talking to Myrtle Myrtle: Did you see the vampire? Were you scared? Lolly: Nah, I’m not scared of that undead shit. Guy gets killed once and now we’re supposed to be scared of him? Come on! Myrtle: Well, you were probably near death! What were you doing when it attacked? Lolly: I dunno. I just remember that the ostrich happened to be holding its neck really close to my neck. Myrtle: So if the vampire missed by just a few inches… YOU’D be dead instead of your ostrich! Lolly: Huh. Yeah. Lolly: (thinking) Whoa… I’m going to die one day… Lolly: Damn!
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Where were these jerks when they took the tempur-pedic asscrack from us?
The tempur-pedic logo, featuring a reclining nude woman. Her ass is tastefully conveyed with a single line delineated the curves at the bottom of her ass cheeks. The classic tempur-pedic logo. This one goes all in on ass, with the full crack visible. A logo for real freaks. There was a time when I was a teen and sometimes I was grounded from the internet and I didn't really have much for "resources" offline, but I saved a tempur pedic brochure that came in the mail under my mattress and it got the job done in a pinch. Then my mom found it and she thought I saved it because I wanted a new mattress and that I was keeping it a secret because I knew she couldn't afford to buy me one, and I just went along with it because I thought I'd get in trouble for jacking off to the logo, and she ended up buying me this shitty off-brand foam mattress and I got horrible sleep for like three years
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Lolly: Damn. So much for the ostrich that I suddenly decided was my mealticket a few hours ago. Devlin shows up, still in clown makeup. Devlin: Mr. Lolly! I heard there was another attack! Did you see the vampire? Lolly: Friendliacci? What do you care? Are you a vampire hunter like Mr. O’Helloran? Devlin: Mr. Lolly, I am Mr. O’Helloran! Lolly: Oh. Yeah, your vampire got my ostrich. I could sue, you know. Devlin: Did you see anyone in your room? Anyone drinking the blood perhaps? Maybe even making implausible excuses for being in your room? Lolly: Nah, no one but Lord Longnether. He just came in here to taste the blood real quick and then left. Devlin: Hmm, so he’s staging his own investigation… Probably wants to claim the reward for himself! Lolly: I could tell that he was telling the truth because he actually had blood on his mouth.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Someone should make him poop using hypnotism. I would expect him to have that power himself, but if not he should swallow his pride and get a hypnotist in there right away.
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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We see a dark scene as Lord Longnether attacks in the night. Voice: AAAAAAUGH! Mr. Lolly holds up a candle. We see Lord Longnether once again attacking an ostrich. Lolly: What the hell are you doing in here? Longnether: Well, you’re not going to believe this, but I’ve once again coincidentally blundered into a scene of recent ostrich violence. I was just tasting this red stuff on the ostrich’s neck to see if it’s blood. Lolly (thinking): Even though I think completely in terms of scams and grifts, it would never occur to me that Lord Longnether, a harmless silly man, might lie to me. Longnether: Ah! It is!
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Yes, thank you Amanda from Patreon, I have been hoping to sqeeze a little bit more out of the people who subscribe to my patreon. It's nice of them to support me out of the goodness of their hearts, but now that I think about it, maybe it's time I demanded more.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Silent panel Chug: Did you hear? Trump is significantly loosening federal restrictions on marijuana. Shadow: Lol. I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Mugthirst, terrified, tries to flee. Mugthirst: Aaaaaiiieieeeee! Mugthirst: Help! Help me! It’s going to kill me! Friendliacci: I told you, I’ve got the whole situation under control! Just trust your old pal Friendliacci. Mugthirst: Friendliacci… He’s demonic! Friendliacci’s going to kill me! Friendliacci: But Lord Mugthirst, I am Friendliacci! Mugthirst: No! No!!! Don’t kill me! Please! I’ll do anything! Please! Friendliacci: Oh, I get it. Friendliacci: Whimpering with fear to attract the vampire’s attention! Good instinct! I’ll just aim my deadly weapon at your half of the room! MEANWHILE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOUSE Lord Longnether, in full vampire mode, stands over a slumbering Mr. Lolly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Friendliacci: Uh-oh! Cold sweats? Shivers? Looks like we’ve got a case of the scaries! Mugthirst: P-p-please go away! Friendliacci: Have no fear, Dr. Friendliacci’s got the cure! Laughter! Mugthirst: no Friendliacci pulls out a giant pill. Friendliacci: Here, buddy, swallow this pill! Mugthirst: gurgle Friendliacci opens up the pill, and a spring-loaded can-of-worms worm pops out. Friendliacci: Whoops! We got a live one here! Well, they say a pill with a worm in it’s better than a pill with half a worm in it, am I right? Friendliacci: Don’t forget to wash that down with a big glass of water! Friendliacci sprays Mugthirst in the face with water. Mugthirst: Gwuh! Friendliacci: Seriously old man, I’m glad we get to have this time to get to know each other and bond.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Friendliacci: Friendliacci and his big boom-boom are going to make you laugh and keep you safe from vampires! Mugthirst: Wha… What’s in the cannon? Friendliacci: Wooden stakes! They’re a special vampire weakness. If a vampire gets impaled on one of these babies, he’s a goner! Mugthirst: What happens if you blast someone who’s not a vampire with that contraption? Friendliacci: Hmm? Oh, a human? I think they’d probably be fine. Friendliacci: I think it only hurts vampires. I mean, these are just ordinary sharpened wood stakes, there’s no cannonball or anything in there. I’m sure it’s fine. Mugthirst: Dear god, he’s a maniac!
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Devlin O’Helloran is with Lord Mugthirst. He’s got his big stake cannon at his side. Devlin: You have nothing to fear, Lord Throbwood. As soon as that vampire scumbag gets one eyelash through the door, I’ll blast him to vampire hell. Devlin: Please, go ahead and enjoy a normal stress-free bedtime, and concentrate on being good bait. Mugthirst: Why in the blazes should I trust you, you blasted weirdo? Why should I even believe this whole vampire business isn’t some Irish delusion? Devlin: Poor old fella, I can see that your nerves are getting to you. Mugthirst: No, I just think this whole thing is mad. Devlin: Don’t worry Lord M., I know what will cheer you up… (Momentarily) Devlin is now fully dressed as Friendliacci. Lord Mugthirst is terrified out of his mind. Friendliacci: Heyo! Who’s ready to be my bedtime buddy for the night?
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Shadow: We love to game here, but sometimes, you gotta get serious. A lot of gamers in America have lost SNAP benefits and are about to go hungry. Chug: Non-gamers too. Raven: Here at Powerup, we believe in being able to eat a damn sandwich. Dorkwinkle: There’s nothing “dorky” about nutritious meals for everyone! PS2: If the government’s not doing its job, it’s time for gamers to take over. Jack Thompson: Even I, Jack Thompson, can’t argue with that. FROM NOW UNTIL THE SNAP BENEFITS RESUME DM us proof that you’ve made a donation to a food shelf, pantry, or other anti-hunger charity in the US in, any amount (along with your email address), and we’ll give you a six-month gift subscription to the Powerup Comics Patreon. Get access to tons of comics that haven’t been released to the public yet by helping your fellow gamers and non-gamers. Shadow and Chug are gaming. And smoking cigarettes too. Shadow: And if you know someone who’s on SNAP, do them a favor and buy them some smokes too. Chug: They should have some epic cigs. Shadow: Powerup Comics believes in beating tobacco. But not like this. You shouldn’t have to quit because you can’t afford groceries. Chug: Give them the dignity of quitting on their own terms, gamers!
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Mr. Lolly: Did you hear about the vampire next door? Boy, this is a lucky break for us greedy crooks, am I right? Earl: Vampire? I'm sorry, I don't follow. Lolly: Their ostriches are dropping dead and they think it's a vampire. This is gonna drive up the prices of our ostriches. Basic economics. Supply and demand's a bitch! Lolly: And the best thing is, I don't even have to do anything! I just let this alleged spook work his magic! It's the perfect scam! Earl: Scam? Lolly: Oh, hell yeah. This is what it's all about for me! Scamming is my favorite thing! I love scamming everyone I meet! I love betraying people's trust! All the time! Lolly: Except for you of course! Lolly: Needless to say, I'll be keeping a close eye on my valuable ostrich. She's sleeping in my room tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Throbwood: Yech. That really killed the mood for me. Feeling your gross slimy tongue in my mouth just caused me to imagine that you might try to use other slick, odd-smelling orifices on me! Posey: That’s the idea, you flaccid simpleton! Throbwood: Away from me, harlot. I would be alone. Lord Throbwood is pointing a flintlock pistol at his head. Throbwood (thinking): I wonder if it’s possible to blow out just the part of my brain that was attracted to me a minute ago.
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM