"Should I do it? Do you think I should do it? Some people think I should do it. I don't know."

The Donald Trump Award Four Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence

Snl purgatory where the ratings are terrible and he gradually realizes that they only go up the closer he gets to harming himself

Could he host daily SNL?

is she single?

I'm still mad about this, the old ass used to be so lovingly crafted that you could tell where the hole was

yeah but i'm a gamer

Someone should make him poop using hypnotism. I would expect him to have that power himself, but if not he should swallow his pride and get a hypnotist in there right away.

this is really hard sorry

when dark drumpf talks about wanting to bang his daughter he clarifies that he would not want it to be consensual

They should have a special little part of their website that says whether a game is going to have skimpy costumes that you can check it if you're curious and aren't sure if you want to drop seventy bucks on it. But it's just annoying to come out and say it.

Sorry, forgot alt text, this is a screenshot of an email I got that says "Ready to earn more from your most committed fans?"