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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
Isn't this website basically a tertiary colony of Something Awful, a website that made you pay 10 dollars to make a new account if some mod disliked you enough?
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Isn't this website basically a tertiary colony of Something Awful, a website that made you pay 10 dollars to make a new account if some mod disliked you enough?
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/19/2014 7:37:05 AM
From: Peter Thiel
"As I watch dawn take hold I am reminded of the blossom we savoured together."
From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/22/2014 15:38:05 PM
To: Peter Thiel
"V good. EnjoYed pedophiling withh u. C u in June."
Sent: 5/19/2014 7:37:05 AM
From: Peter Thiel
"As I watch dawn take hold I am reminded of the blossom we savoured together."
From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/22/2014 15:38:05 PM
To: Peter Thiel
"V good. EnjoYed pedophiling withh u. C u in June."
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/19/2014 7:37:05 AM
From: Peter Thiel
"As I watch dawn take hold I am reminded of the blossom we savoured together."
From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/22/2014 15:38:05 PM
To: Peter Thiel
"V good. EnjoYed pedophiling withh u. C u in June."
Sent: 5/19/2014 7:37:05 AM
From: Peter Thiel
"As I watch dawn take hold I am reminded of the blossom we savoured together."
From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com
Sent: 5/22/2014 15:38:05 PM
To: Peter Thiel
"V good. EnjoYed pedophiling withh u. C u in June."
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More Fox News viewers just learned about Trump’s appearances in Epstein’s emails from Stephanie Miller than from any Fox News host or journalist today.
Stephanie MIller uses her appearance on Hannity to say Trump is all over the Epstein Files to the Fox audience..
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
More Fox News viewers just learned about Trump’s appearances in Epstein’s emails from Stephanie Miller than from any Fox News host or journalist today.
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Not only is he Catholic, he’s Benedictine!
[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Not only is he Catholic, he’s Benedictine!
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from: professoroak@kantolab.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
from: professoroak@kantolab.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
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He emailed this to himself at 2 in the afternoon.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
He emailed this to himself at 2 in the afternoon.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
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i have said this before but i think that the people who were “charmed” by epstein wanted to be charmed
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i have said this before but i think that the people who were “charmed” by epstein wanted to be charmed
NYT management would curbstomp a baby if it meant they got to go to one (1) more elegant dinner party.
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
NYT management would curbstomp a baby if it meant they got to go to one (1) more elegant dinner party.
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This is like the bizarro version of Walter Cronkite declaring the Vietnam War to be unwinnable.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is like the bizarro version of Walter Cronkite declaring the Vietnam War to be unwinnable.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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crying that googling her name immediately turns up getty photos of her with both trump and epstein and the trump photo is three years after the one with epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
crying that googling her name immediately turns up getty photos of her with both trump and epstein and the trump photo is three years after the one with epstein
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went to a bar in a small town we loved dressed goth to the nines as always as soon as we walked in a great big man shouted "holy shit lads the cure's getting back together"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
went to a bar in a small town we loved dressed goth to the nines as always as soon as we walked in a great big man shouted "holy shit lads the cure's getting back together"