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ROOTBEER-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · Dec 12
I've been trying to get into new music again, so I'm starting a thread of that sort of thing. Gonna try to update it semiregularly.

Starting off: Aephanemer and their album Utopie. Really good symphonic melodeath. Kinda neoclassical? Recommended by Angry Metal Guy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDak...
Par-delà le Mur des Siècles
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gilmored85.bsky.social
Pedocon Theory
pinknews.bsky.social PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 19h
A former South Carolina Republican lawmaker and member of the ultra-Conservative Freedom Caucus, who supported drag and trans healthcare bans “to protect childhood innocence”, has been handed a prison sentence for distributing vile child sexual abuse material.

Read more: https://bit.ly/3NNbW9K
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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sodrock.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
so yeah, actually
excerpt from an article in the London Evening Standard. July 23, 1990: Cow tools inspired a new organisation in California called The Fellowship of the Unexplained, who wrote Larson: "The Cow Tools Fellows have been brought together by an absolute certainty that your cartoon means something."
February 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
thechunch.bsky.social
I disagree with Stancil on enough stuff to find him annoying, but
A: I could probably chat with him IRL and have neutral-to-positive opinions, and
B: He's shown a fuckton of courage in the face of these trying times

which is more than one can say for a number of folks on this webbed site.
slothropsmap.bsky.social Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 18h
There have always been reasons to think Will Stancil is a great guy with mostly great ideas, but better late than never. Surprised and delighted to see who is giving him love. Encouraging sign of unity.
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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petermazzocco.dev
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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tiny.baby
Yeah he died
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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silverwingprime.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
Watching Heated Rivalry, and couldn't help but realize that given the time frame it's set in the show could well end with Ilya Rozanov bleeding out in a Ukrainian trench. Then I thought, how much better would it have been if Frasier had ended that way?
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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niedermeyer.online
THEY CAN'T EVEN SELL TOY CYBERTRUCKS TO CHILDREN
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 20h
Knockoff diecast Cybertrucks have made their way to the import crap liquidation store lol
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
I love to take a fiber supplement and a stool softener at the same time. Really give my guts something to think about. The Toilet Man's Speedball.
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
the adult fans of lego will make january 6 look like a bar mitzvah party
josephpolitano.bsky.social Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 21h
nothings real until you see an executive order but Trump is threatening 10% tariffs on goods from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, the UK, Germany, the Netherlands, & Finland unless they let him annex Greenland
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump + We have subsidized Denmark, and all of the Countries of the European Union, and others, for many years by not charging them Tariffs, or any other forms of remuneration. Now, after Centuries, it is time for Denmark to give back - World Peace is at stake! China and Russia want Greenland, and there is not a thing that Denmark can do about it. They currently have two dogsleds as protection, one added recently. Only the United States of America, under PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP, can play in this game, and very successfully, at that! Nobody will touch this sacred piece of Land, especially since the National Security of the United States, and the World at large, is at stake. On top of everything else, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, and Finland have journeyed to Greenland, for purposes unknown. This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet. These Countries, who are playing this very dangerous game, have put a level of risk in play that is not tenable or sustainable. Therefore, it is imperative that, in order to protect Global Peace and Security, strong measures be taken so that this potentially perilous situation end quickly, and without question. Starting on February 1st, 2026, all of the above mentioned Countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, and Finland), will be charged a 10% Tariff on any and all goods sent to the United States of America. On June 1st, 2026, the Tariff will be increased to 25%. This Tariff will be due and payable until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland. The United States has been trying to do this transaction for over 150 years. Many Presidents have tried, and for good reason, but Denmark has always refused. Now, because of The Golden Dome, and Modern Day Weapons Systems, both Offensive and Defensive, the need to ACQUIRE is especially important. Hundreds of Billions of Dollars are currently being spent on Security Programs having to do with "The Dome," including for the possible protection of Canada, and this very brilliant, but highly complex system can only work at its maximum potential and efficiency, because of angles, metes, and bounds, it this Land is included in it. The United States of America is immediately open to negotiation with Denmark and/or any of these Countries that have put so much at risk, despite all that we have done for them, including maximum protection, over so many decades. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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jane.meangirls.online
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
TONY: Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil. Here with me to discuss cancel culture on college campuses is Leon Chang. How are you Leon?

ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill

TONY: Not how it's pronounced
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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kzxcellent.live
I don't really have a caption for this one.
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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cooperlund.online
Bari Weiss can’t take Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil from you, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil is a state of mind
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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youranonjd.bsky.social
Jennifer is main-charactering. Look at that smile. Ear to ear.

You’re a hero, Jennifer! Well done!
Bad ass lady punching ICE
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Monday you can fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart

Thursday doesn’t even start

Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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powerupcomics.bsky.social
There's only one law on Popeye's libertarian island: The 2nd amendment
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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samjmintz.bsky.social
This is such unbelievably bad journalism. I hope the RTs were worth it. What does "reportedly" mean? Who are your sources on any of it? It's fucking garbage.
danlehner.bsky.social paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 1d
extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
well?
The cow tools cartoon with a bipedal cow showing off crude tools, except the cow has picked up the lump-with-handle and is holding it out towards the viewer (in a photorealistic human hand) and asking "hey man you want a hit of this"
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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wilburwurthless.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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recreationalhaunt.bsky.social
His feet are heavy and slow. He always sleeps. He says that he will soon die. He tries to dance in light and in shadow and he is a least favorite. He always sleeps, the president. He is waddling, waddling. He says that he's about to die.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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powerupcomics.bsky.social
Allen: Time to exterminate more brain parasites. Shadow: I just wish they didn’t use innocent federal agents as hosts. Chug is pointing the device at an ICE agent Chug: Hey, why is the parasite detector going crazy? Allen: That agent has a queen parasite. I’m afraid it can only be removed by torturing the host to death with pliers. Shadow and Chug are torturing the host to death with pliers. Shadow: This whole situation is so sad and unfortunate.
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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jamellebouie.net
and here i was, eager to begin my weekend with a joyous Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
aprilglick.bsky.social April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 1d
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
Alexandra Steigrad @AlexSteigrad From a CBS rep: "This is not a segment for broadcast. This is not a real title. This is not a real sponsor. And this is not a real story. This is simply an experimental mockup the graphics team created with placeholder text for a potential non-televised, in-person private event."
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM