Cass Andra. Part-Time Ghost, Seasonal Specter
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Extra! Extra! Jellyfish who tried to contrive reach across the aisle moments with Sean Duffy only to get insulted lacks backbone.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Extra! Extra! Jellyfish who tried to contrive reach across the aisle moments with Sean Duffy only to get insulted lacks backbone.
I don't know how this stuff is supposed to read except for "I love consuming sexual abuse as content."
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I don't know how this stuff is supposed to read except for "I love consuming sexual abuse as content."
Who's that Jewish-Buddhist fella that came up with all them brainteasers? You know who I'm talking about. Xen Coen, I think it was.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Who's that Jewish-Buddhist fella that came up with all them brainteasers? You know who I'm talking about. Xen Coen, I think it was.
Together aluminum and mercury make a delicious spaghetti. Combine one part plane (at takeoff) with liquid metal to have a once in a lifetime dining experience later.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Together aluminum and mercury make a delicious spaghetti. Combine one part plane (at takeoff) with liquid metal to have a once in a lifetime dining experience later.
I dropped a grand piano on a man once and the result was decidedly unwhimsical.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I dropped a grand piano on a man once and the result was decidedly unwhimsical.
From the sick mind of Eli Roth comes cerebrospinal fluid (he has been struck with meningitis)
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
From the sick mind of Eli Roth comes cerebrospinal fluid (he has been struck with meningitis)
This app is my I Wish I Was Dreaming Right Now Diary.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This app is my I Wish I Was Dreaming Right Now Diary.
You recreate the effect of a straw by making the "OK" sign with your fingers over a beverage, then rapidly raising and lowering your hand while inhaling through your lips.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You recreate the effect of a straw by making the "OK" sign with your fingers over a beverage, then rapidly raising and lowering your hand while inhaling through your lips.
It's been an awkward year as someone who voted against Trump but for terrible authoritarian violence.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's been an awkward year as someone who voted against Trump but for terrible authoritarian violence.
At last I have found the source of all evil: badness.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
At last I have found the source of all evil: badness.
What about Jacob Grease-Mogg and he's sentient gammon drippings? Has this been done? Somebody get it to that Spitting Image revival's writer's room so they can make some excruciatingly middling satire out of it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
What about Jacob Grease-Mogg and he's sentient gammon drippings? Has this been done? Somebody get it to that Spitting Image revival's writer's room so they can make some excruciatingly middling satire out of it.
What a blunder! I drew a digital clock during my cognitive assessment, now I've been diagnosed with oppositional defiance disorder.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What a blunder! I drew a digital clock during my cognitive assessment, now I've been diagnosed with oppositional defiance disorder.
Somewhere Irvine Welsh just woke up with an idea about how to do a Filth graphic novel adaptation.
A comic about tapeworms where each panel is a segment of the worm
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Somewhere Irvine Welsh just woke up with an idea about how to do a Filth graphic novel adaptation.
Help, my revolutionary and highly affordable sewage sans sanitation business has caused another outbreak. Maybe that & was more important than I thought.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Help, my revolutionary and highly affordable sewage sans sanitation business has caused another outbreak. Maybe that & was more important than I thought.
If you get oral during your period you're on the Ragu.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If you get oral during your period you're on the Ragu.
People forget "periods, pregnancy, and childbirth should be as painful as possible" is a cross-denominational caucus among your slimier Christians. It doesn't explain everything or everyone's motivations, but it explains more than you might think.
what planet do these people live on? now ibuprofen? are we also against bandaids? Vitamin C?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
People forget "periods, pregnancy, and childbirth should be as painful as possible" is a cross-denominational caucus among your slimier Christians. It doesn't explain everything or everyone's motivations, but it explains more than you might think.
If I were superstitious I would find having a dream of rapidly deployed, omnipresent ID checks the night before Trump talked about IDs for getting groceries spooky. My rational mind realizes that it comes from growing up with people who were doing some prurient projection about the mark of the beast
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If I were superstitious I would find having a dream of rapidly deployed, omnipresent ID checks the night before Trump talked about IDs for getting groceries spooky. My rational mind realizes that it comes from growing up with people who were doing some prurient projection about the mark of the beast
I've had to cancel my Thanksgiving plans because I'm kind of going insane and idk if this provider will even work out. I've been in the onboarding process for two months and most practices don't even bother responding to availability inquiries anymore.
It's been 24 days since I had a blood test to start treatment. The provider is now out for a week. I'm very unwell.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I've had to cancel my Thanksgiving plans because I'm kind of going insane and idk if this provider will even work out. I've been in the onboarding process for two months and most practices don't even bother responding to availability inquiries anymore.
Your vile sorceries may have won you the battle, villain, but I shall have the last laugh. I cast Wolves Eat Your Family!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Your vile sorceries may have won you the battle, villain, but I shall have the last laugh. I cast Wolves Eat Your Family!
"Alright you little bastards, next stop Sing-Sing, last stop hell!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Alright you little bastards, next stop Sing-Sing, last stop hell!"
The next step after semen retention is semen detention. You gotta lock that jizz up. Life sentence, no parole.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The next step after semen retention is semen detention. You gotta lock that jizz up. Life sentence, no parole.
Curious that Hashem happily exclaims "Nitzchuni banai!" when he is told to keep out of it, Rabbi, yet you as a non-pilot insist on telling me that a plane shouldn't be upside down for this long.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Curious that Hashem happily exclaims "Nitzchuni banai!" when he is told to keep out of it, Rabbi, yet you as a non-pilot insist on telling me that a plane shouldn't be upside down for this long.
"Greta Thunberg is the Breyten Breytenbach of climate activism." I say as I wave goodbye and row away from shore before anyone has time to chew it over and ask me to elaborate.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"Greta Thunberg is the Breyten Breytenbach of climate activism." I say as I wave goodbye and row away from shore before anyone has time to chew it over and ask me to elaborate.
It's grimly amusing how social anxiety gets the "sometimes it's okay to give yourself space" allowance, but if anything psychosis related slows you down for a second you're going to have a dozen jackasses with a constellation of letters after their name threatening you with a stint in brain jail.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It's grimly amusing how social anxiety gets the "sometimes it's okay to give yourself space" allowance, but if anything psychosis related slows you down for a second you're going to have a dozen jackasses with a constellation of letters after their name threatening you with a stint in brain jail.
The Monkey's Paw is merely teaching you that desire is the root of suffering in an unusually blunt manner.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Monkey's Paw is merely teaching you that desire is the root of suffering in an unusually blunt manner.