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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
thechunch.bsky.social
a baby orangutan drinking milk from its mother 's breast .
ALT: a baby orangutan drinking milk from its mother 's breast .
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November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
thechunch.bsky.social
About 10% of the meals on there look pretty good. Those are the people who most concern me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM