t. kendal mintcake
@mintcaketime.bsky.social
todd rundgren enthusiast
[dumping a bunch of stuff into my dump cake] i’m dumping
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
[dumping a bunch of stuff into my dump cake] i’m dumping
okay that was good
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
okay that was good
DOUBLE BASS DRUM THUNDER
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
DOUBLE BASS DRUM THUNDER
little drummer boy lol. too stupid to know it’s “my drum and me” you suck at drums and also grammar asshole
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
little drummer boy lol. too stupid to know it’s “my drum and me” you suck at drums and also grammar asshole
“if ever i’m in your heart again” tease
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“if ever i’m in your heart again” tease
putting a box in a path train to 33rd for trey
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
putting a box in a path train to 33rd for trey
they clearly went into this with “remind em we can stretch out on night 1” on the whiteboard huh
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
they clearly went into this with “remind em we can stretch out on night 1” on the whiteboard huh
when lionel richie said “yeah jambo jambo” i felt that
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when lionel richie said “yeah jambo jambo” i felt that
2026 monopoly pieces just dropped:
*bust of randy newman
*pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only)
*kitchen tongs
*the love shack from the song “love shack”
*dragon dildo
*oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed
*bust of randy newman
*pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only)
*kitchen tongs
*the love shack from the song “love shack”
*dragon dildo
*oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
2026 monopoly pieces just dropped:
*bust of randy newman
*pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only)
*kitchen tongs
*the love shack from the song “love shack”
*dragon dildo
*oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed
*bust of randy newman
*pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only)
*kitchen tongs
*the love shack from the song “love shack”
*dragon dildo
*oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed
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we all thought Obama would be an FDR level of national change and were exhausted after two years of Bush/Cheney and Co, so liberal america just went on an 80s-themed rager for a decade and assumed the adults were in charge (they were not)
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
we all thought Obama would be an FDR level of national change and were exhausted after two years of Bush/Cheney and Co, so liberal america just went on an 80s-themed rager for a decade and assumed the adults were in charge (they were not)
i have no idea about wrestling but i like when everyone is posting about it live, it reminds me of when all the wooks in here are posting about a phish livestream
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i have no idea about wrestling but i like when everyone is posting about it live, it reminds me of when all the wooks in here are posting about a phish livestream
scientists have finally confirmed that the smell in lynyrd skynyrd “that smell” is poop
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
scientists have finally confirmed that the smell in lynyrd skynyrd “that smell” is poop
you ever just think about todd rundgren
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
you ever just think about todd rundgren
way more timely than mine. fuck
A Silksong I Heard the Ocean Sing
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
way more timely than mine. fuck
yemsg gimmick prediction: “what’s going through your minecraft” (fishman is transformed into an enderman and the only people who survive the show are the freaks behind the stage; special guest jack black is banished to walk back and forth from msg to the times square m&ms store for eternity)
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
yemsg gimmick prediction: “what’s going through your minecraft” (fishman is transformed into an enderman and the only people who survive the show are the freaks behind the stage; special guest jack black is banished to walk back and forth from msg to the times square m&ms store for eternity)
“popehat” is not and has never been your friend
Full disclosure: Ken White, a lawyer I quote in this story, is claiming I took him out of context. The assertion is without merit.
You can see the exact email here.
You can see the exact email here.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“popehat” is not and has never been your friend
really not enjoying seeing brett gelman in all these stranger things ads!
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
really not enjoying seeing brett gelman in all these stranger things ads!
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not knowledgeable enough about the band to make a joke about my sister’s Fort Sumter-ass Phish flag
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
not knowledgeable enough about the band to make a joke about my sister’s Fort Sumter-ass Phish flag
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you know what has literally never stopped hitting and always rules. when paul f tompkins flips away because someone else’s joke got his ass and he doesn’t want to laugh right into the mic and you get a stifled partially obscured “hahhh.” just a uniquely charming and wonderful little thing!
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
you know what has literally never stopped hitting and always rules. when paul f tompkins flips away because someone else’s joke got his ass and he doesn’t want to laugh right into the mic and you get a stifled partially obscured “hahhh.” just a uniquely charming and wonderful little thing!
i bought the “napa valley wood company” IP rights like how an endless stream of asian shell companies buys up polaroid or emerson or whatever. anyway look out for a $350 12 tape pressboard cassette rack that will make a Certain Type Of Nerd orgasm immediately when they see it
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i bought the “napa valley wood company” IP rights like how an endless stream of asian shell companies buys up polaroid or emerson or whatever. anyway look out for a $350 12 tape pressboard cassette rack that will make a Certain Type Of Nerd orgasm immediately when they see it
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐥
𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬
(𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨)
𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬
(𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨)
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐥
𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬
(𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨)
𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬
(𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨)