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Swimming back for a sequel.
Tonya Harding, bloodlusted, vs a room full of sickly kobolds with no weapons
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Tonya Harding, bloodlusted, vs a room full of sickly kobolds with no weapons
I’ve never actually watched Midsommar. Not really an ABBA fan
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’ve never actually watched Midsommar. Not really an ABBA fan
Abandoning my son on an ice flow in a region populated by polar bears because he said he wanted to become a stand up comedian
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Abandoning my son on an ice flow in a region populated by polar bears because he said he wanted to become a stand up comedian
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Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.
If you eat cookies after 2:00 am you add six years to your life
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If you eat cookies after 2:00 am you add six years to your life
North Carolina is the goated state to be eaten by pigs in
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
North Carolina is the goated state to be eaten by pigs in
does chuck schumer enjoy carnal relations with mrs bailey?
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
does chuck schumer enjoy carnal relations with mrs bailey?
Bananas have nipples
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Bananas have nipples
Charles Dickens would’ve loved Time Cop
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Charles Dickens would’ve loved Time Cop
that New York horse couple made love in the barn, whinnying very loudly. They left many poops and ate all the hay
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
that New York horse couple made love in the barn, whinnying very loudly. They left many poops and ate all the hay
You can put spinach on a hotdog but you can’t make a badger sing
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You can put spinach on a hotdog but you can’t make a badger sing
Ken from Barbie was eaten by pigs in North Carolina
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ken from Barbie was eaten by pigs in North Carolina
Inhaling grapes from an air conditioner
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Inhaling grapes from an air conditioner
Time travel debate show- this week’s episode, Caligula debates the Wright Brothers over whether cannibalism is good
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Time travel debate show- this week’s episode, Caligula debates the Wright Brothers over whether cannibalism is good
Have a wholesome game of that football- The Eagles, the band vs the Philadelphia Eagles.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Have a wholesome game of that football- The Eagles, the band vs the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Pig in a blanket got hit by a helicopter blade-looking-ass shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pig in a blanket got hit by a helicopter blade-looking-ass shit
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whose chirp was so sultry i'd fuck it
but with carapace so thin,
frail soft body within,
i'd turn, in a stroke, him to hogspit
but with carapace so thin,
frail soft body within,
i'd turn, in a stroke, him to hogspit
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
whose chirp was so sultry i'd fuck it
but with carapace so thin,
frail soft body within,
i'd turn, in a stroke, him to hogspit
but with carapace so thin,
frail soft body within,
i'd turn, in a stroke, him to hogspit
There once was a cricket from Nantucket
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There once was a cricket from Nantucket
Idk why the Allies in the new Wolfenstein timeline didn’t just have BJ drop into Berlin & assassinate hitler. Guy’s a one man army
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Idk why the Allies in the new Wolfenstein timeline didn’t just have BJ drop into Berlin & assassinate hitler. Guy’s a one man army
Finished Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. That shitty golem with the bad breath went down. Knocked him tf out like Yoda destroying that climate change delegation at the Jedi temple
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Finished Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. That shitty golem with the bad breath went down. Knocked him tf out like Yoda destroying that climate change delegation at the Jedi temple
Thinking of trying out “far cry: primal” so I can rid the Stone Age of the scourge of masturbating Neanderthals
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Thinking of trying out “far cry: primal” so I can rid the Stone Age of the scourge of masturbating Neanderthals
the first disney adults emerge in the fossil record in europe roughly 178,000- 185,000 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the first disney adults emerge in the fossil record in europe roughly 178,000- 185,000 years ago
Predator loves Jersey Mikes subs and mid Valentine’s Day sex
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Predator loves Jersey Mikes subs and mid Valentine’s Day sex
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M&ms should have hair. Bald candies make me think about death
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
M&ms should have hair. Bald candies make me think about death
Remember those feral clones of extraterrestrial grays from Deus Ex? Good times. I loved eating soy food
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Remember those feral clones of extraterrestrial grays from Deus Ex? Good times. I loved eating soy food