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Swimming back for a sequel.
hoa? oh, you mean hamburger orgasm association?
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
hoa? oh, you mean hamburger orgasm association?
This lenny kravitz song is making everyone shit themselves
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This lenny kravitz song is making everyone shit themselves
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All the worlds a bathroom stall and all the men and women merely monitor lizard wrastlers
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
All the worlds a bathroom stall and all the men and women merely monitor lizard wrastlers
If it bleeds, we can kill it
your whales must be seen before they can be killed
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If it bleeds, we can kill it
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jump from spar to spar, like a grasshopper in a May meadow
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
jump from spar to spar, like a grasshopper in a May meadow
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
reporters are gross
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
reporters are gross
That one guy who’s wrestling a monitor lizard in the bathroom stall (metaphorically???)
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
That one guy who’s wrestling a monitor lizard in the bathroom stall (metaphorically???)
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“Frog, do not worry,” cried Toad. “I am coming to help you!”
Toad ran out of his house.
Toad ran out of his house.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Frog, do not worry,” cried Toad. “I am coming to help you!”
Toad ran out of his house.
Toad ran out of his house.
These pirates are fucked up. They don’t even jack it after making someone walk the plank
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
These pirates are fucked up. They don’t even jack it after making someone walk the plank
mickey mouse dick don’t work
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
mickey mouse dick don’t work
strawberry & onion pie
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
strawberry & onion pie
these old naked men at the locker room are scaring away all the ghosts
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
these old naked men at the locker room are scaring away all the ghosts
Eating a dolphin like corn on the cob
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Eating a dolphin like corn on the cob
Found a nest of gamers in the attic. Had to call animal control. Hopefully they’ll be vaccinated, neutered, and placed with good homes 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Found a nest of gamers in the attic. Had to call animal control. Hopefully they’ll be vaccinated, neutered, and placed with good homes 🙏
Atlas shrugged and his dick fell off
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Atlas shrugged and his dick fell off
I just realized that olivia nuzzi gives me the vibes of the malevolent, shape shifting immortal beings in Peter Straub’s novel, “Ghost Story”
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just realized that olivia nuzzi gives me the vibes of the malevolent, shape shifting immortal beings in Peter Straub’s novel, “Ghost Story”
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The Spice Gerbils
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Spice Gerbils
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Finally... freshwater taffy
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Finally... freshwater taffy
I bet I could eat a whole birthday cake but I’m too scared to try
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I bet I could eat a whole birthday cake but I’m too scared to try
airline pilots should be eating birthday cake for most of the flight
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
airline pilots should be eating birthday cake for most of the flight
Self baking cake
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Self baking cake