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Imagine, if you will... five hundred cigarettes
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Imagine, if you will... five hundred cigarettes
I learned a new trick! It's called "constantly in various types of pain" and I can teach it to you, but it'll cost ya
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I learned a new trick! It's called "constantly in various types of pain" and I can teach it to you, but it'll cost ya
Robert is so very cold
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Robert is so very cold
It's that time of year when parking lot deer shed their antlers. Don't worry, this is a natural process and does not hurt them.
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
It's that time of year when parking lot deer shed their antlers. Don't worry, this is a natural process and does not hurt them.
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A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 AM
A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"
Wesley unplugged the carbon monoxide detector to charge his fucking DSi
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Wesley unplugged the carbon monoxide detector to charge his fucking DSi
A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 AM
A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"
10/10 bleed out spot
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
10/10 bleed out spot
Anyone else notice George Clooney is turning into Boris Karloff?
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Anyone else notice George Clooney is turning into Boris Karloff?
uncircumcised dicks are woke
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
uncircumcised dicks are woke
Patton Oswalt and the Mystery of the Mysteriously Dead Wife Mystery
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Patton Oswalt and the Mystery of the Mysteriously Dead Wife Mystery
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Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?
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Sorry guys, I can't post today. My mom is yelling at me to come back inside for lunch
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sorry guys, I can't post today. My mom is yelling at me to come back inside for lunch
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@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social said it was okay for me to spend 500+ dollars on persona games, so no one can be mad at me for it
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social said it was okay for me to spend 500+ dollars on persona games, so no one can be mad at me for it
Picking up my cat Jimmy and snapping his spine in half like Bane
December 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Picking up my cat Jimmy and snapping his spine in half like Bane
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Legally Beer can't be called Beer unless it's brewed in the Beer region of France
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Legally Beer can't be called Beer unless it's brewed in the Beer region of France
your corncob eyes are like
factories far away
factories far away
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
your corncob eyes are like
factories far away
factories far away
Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?
dogs are the most venomous animal on the planet, but their mouths are too small to bite us
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
dogs are the most venomous animal on the planet, but their mouths are too small to bite us
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Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year:
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year:
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year:
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year:
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine
Can you believe that this guy just said!?
The constant quote tweeting argument style gets on my fucking nerves. It's like shouting "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS GUY JUST SAID?!" over and over in a crowded bar.
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can you believe that this guy just said!?
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hell yeah I love big bang theory
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
hell yeah I love big bang theory
hell yeah I love big bang theory
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
hell yeah I love big bang theory