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I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
I bet Lowtax woulda killed on SomethingAwful
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I bet Lowtax woulda killed on SomethingAwful
Been running a fever today, and took a fever nap and woke up to my own body soft boilng my balls
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Been running a fever today, and took a fever nap and woke up to my own body soft boilng my balls
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Uh oh, a typol. I better hurry up and hit the delete key a bunch and NOT the L key right above it! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Uh oh, a typol. I better hurry up and hit the delete key a bunch and NOT the L key right above it! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
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Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
This person HAS to be British right?
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This person HAS to be British right?
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
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What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
Where do churches go when they die?
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Where do churches go when they die?
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wife out of town. time to buy some insulin and 25 pounds of buttercream frosting
June 11, 2024 at 11:14 PM
wife out of town. time to buy some insulin and 25 pounds of buttercream frosting
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If your favorite author isn't Sutter Cane, idk what to tell you
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If your favorite author isn't Sutter Cane, idk what to tell you
There are too many people in the Honda Civic in front of me. At least 3. Make them stop
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There are too many people in the Honda Civic in front of me. At least 3. Make them stop
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Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
Sure, but when I do it in the cleaning supply aisle it's "chlorine gas" and "banned from every Walmart"
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sure, but when I do it in the cleaning supply aisle it's "chlorine gas" and "banned from every Walmart"
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"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died
Someone's stealing all our space piss
The piss tank on the ISS is now 49% full.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Someone's stealing all our space piss
A new buddy cop show called "Olive & Garden"
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A new buddy cop show called "Olive & Garden"
muttering "6 7" to myself in the grocery store so kids will realize how stupid it sounds
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
muttering "6 7" to myself in the grocery store so kids will realize how stupid it sounds