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the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky
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oroboros but it's a snake sucking it's own dick
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
oroboros but it's a snake sucking it's own dick
oroboros but it's a snake sucking it's own dick
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
oroboros but it's a snake sucking it's own dick
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me, writing my manifesto
January 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
me, writing my manifesto
Someday I'll make it
![a snippet of a wikipedia article that says
See also [edit]
- List of recluses](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajyaazgn7opebytcjx3bm73o/bafkreic73kbkfjsp5l5b45b7rt6j6ptfpglyjqthpewbjvfizcgaixhbhi@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Someday I'll make it
So I'm watching Night of the Animated Dead from 2021, and boy is it rough. It looks like an episode of Archer, but with half the budget and none of the charm. Amazing that this could feel so cheap.
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 AM
So I'm watching Night of the Animated Dead from 2021, and boy is it rough. It looks like an episode of Archer, but with half the budget and none of the charm. Amazing that this could feel so cheap.
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The court of public opinion should have a guillotine
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The court of public opinion should have a guillotine
Jason Statham singing House by Charli xcx
"I fink eiym gunna die en this 'ouse"
"I fink eiym gunna die en this 'ouse"
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Jason Statham singing House by Charli xcx
"I fink eiym gunna die en this 'ouse"
"I fink eiym gunna die en this 'ouse"
The court of public opinion should have a guillotine
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The court of public opinion should have a guillotine
Bros stream was so strong he broke the tiles beneath him
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Bros stream was so strong he broke the tiles beneath him
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"I think I'm gonna die in this... house"
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"I think I'm gonna die in this... house"
"I think I'm gonna die in this... house"
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"I think I'm gonna die in this... house"
Fun fact: I had to erase Sonic the hedgehog Soviet Russia style to make this!
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Fun fact: I had to erase Sonic the hedgehog Soviet Russia style to make this!
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A relationship between four women named Molly is a Mollycule
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
A relationship between four women named Molly is a Mollycule
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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@scomputer.fun get out of my Dreamcast
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
@scomputer.fun get out of my Dreamcast
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All mimsy were the borogoves?
Bro I was THERE. Those borogoves weren't even a LITTLE fucking mimsy
Bro I was THERE. Those borogoves weren't even a LITTLE fucking mimsy
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
All mimsy were the borogoves?
Bro I was THERE. Those borogoves weren't even a LITTLE fucking mimsy
Bro I was THERE. Those borogoves weren't even a LITTLE fucking mimsy
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"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"
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10000 baby shoes for sale. Never worn. Bought too many
January 18, 2026 at 6:52 AM
10000 baby shoes for sale. Never worn. Bought too many
10000 baby shoes for sale. Never worn. Bought too many
January 18, 2026 at 6:52 AM
10000 baby shoes for sale. Never worn. Bought too many
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still need some big ticket items, mainly software, camera and a utility workbench. I can easily get this if i can get close to 100% goal. i am also desperately looking for work but not even getting call backs, so some of this also covers living expenses. thanks for supporting/sharing!!
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ko-fi.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
still need some big ticket items, mainly software, camera and a utility workbench. I can easily get this if i can get close to 100% goal. i am also desperately looking for work but not even getting call backs, so some of this also covers living expenses. thanks for supporting/sharing!!
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You can just make up a name for a pet, no one can stop you
"This is my cat Burglont"
"This is my cat Burglont"
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
You can just make up a name for a pet, no one can stop you
"This is my cat Burglont"
"This is my cat Burglont"
You can just make up a name for a pet, no one can stop you
"This is my cat Burglont"
"This is my cat Burglont"
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
You can just make up a name for a pet, no one can stop you
"This is my cat Burglont"
"This is my cat Burglont"
Unc War Z
Foster’s Home for Chopped and Cooked Uncs
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Unc War Z