an dipshit™
LightNews LightNews
banner
andipshit.bsky.social
an dipshit™
@andipshit.bsky.social
1.9K followers 350 following 19K posts
the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky
Posts Replies Media Videos
andipshit.bsky.social
I mean... I guess technically? It's an impact WRENCH, but you can still drill shit with it.
A yellow impact wrench
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
A cheap Vegeta figure that I swapped the arms and legs around on
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
The cover of Godzilla vs Kansas City
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
Your Pokemon character standing in an old looking room surrounded by boxes
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Watching the OG The Thing from Another World, and I didn't realize it was that kinda movie
A black and white still from the movie, of several men standing around a block of ice. The subtitle says Sorry, we already pulled one boner out in the ice.
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
The zapruder film
October 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
A Twitter screenshot showing a Charlie Kirk billboard being destroyed and the owner saying he'll keep replacing it every time it gets destroyed The famous viral tweet of the guy who's outdoor cats kept getting eaten by coyotes and how it was less his cats getting eaten and more that he's feeding stray cats to coyotes
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"
a gargoyle statue who is sucking his own dick and he kinda looks like the green goblin. Goblin his own dick lmao
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
A sense of immense dread emanates from the dark chapel, beckoning you to your demise
Ross Dress for Less sign
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social also made it to tiktok
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*
The XL-Men featuring morbidly obese Charles Xavier
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*

"Do you guys have any DVDs?"
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
My black cat Jiji bundled up so only her head is sticking out the scene in the godfather where he finds a horse head in his bed
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
I'm gonna get so many kids hooked on Yu-Gi-Oh with this shit
A big bottle of Tylenol
October 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
That's just Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
Zoo Tycoon polar bear is fucked up
Zoo tycoon DS which has a very stoned looking polar bear on the cover that I crudely drew a joint on
October 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Can of ravioli
October 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
Problem solved
An image of all 15 of the state approved men's haircuts in North Korea
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Jimmy was being quite polite the other night
A tasteful photo of my orange cat Jimmy
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
I've seen these before
pulowski preservation shelter from fallout 4
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
New SPOOKY pfp

Gaze upon it... if you DARE
an dipshit standard profile photo but edited to be a vampire
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
@scomputer.fun
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
andipshit.bsky.social
Imagine being violently high and seeing this though
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
Nightmare blunt rotation
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
andipshit.bsky.social
I can't wait to play RATS CUM
A YouTube thumbnail for the game rat scum, but it's all mushed together to say RATSCUM
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM