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I don't think you're supposed to use that word anymore
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I don't think you're supposed to use that word anymore
Garfield, going over his war plans
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Garfield, going over his war plans
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2 Vinci 2 code and d3 vinc3 cod3
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
2 Vinci 2 code and d3 vinc3 cod3
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Creating a comprehensive list of animals that can catch a fastball from an automatic baseball pitching machine. So far these are my results:
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Creating a comprehensive list of animals that can catch a fastball from an automatic baseball pitching machine. So far these are my results:
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
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Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
Creating a comprehensive list of animals that can catch a fastball from an automatic baseball pitching machine. So far these are my results:
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Creating a comprehensive list of animals that can catch a fastball from an automatic baseball pitching machine. So far these are my results:
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
1. h̶a̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶
I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
I bet Lowtax woulda killed on SomethingAwful
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I bet Lowtax woulda killed on SomethingAwful
Been running a fever today, and took a fever nap and woke up to my own body soft boilng my balls
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Been running a fever today, and took a fever nap and woke up to my own body soft boilng my balls
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Uh oh, a typol. I better hurry up and hit the delete key a bunch and NOT the L key right above it! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Uh oh, a typol. I better hurry up and hit the delete key a bunch and NOT the L key right above it! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg
This person HAS to be British right?
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This person HAS to be British right?
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked
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What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't about an asexual lawyer
Where do churches go when they die?
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Where do churches go when they die?
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wife out of town. time to buy some insulin and 25 pounds of buttercream frosting
June 11, 2024 at 11:14 PM
wife out of town. time to buy some insulin and 25 pounds of buttercream frosting
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If your favorite author isn't Sutter Cane, idk what to tell you
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If your favorite author isn't Sutter Cane, idk what to tell you
There are too many people in the Honda Civic in front of me. At least 3. Make them stop
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There are too many people in the Honda Civic in front of me. At least 3. Make them stop
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Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Really cool that they put the Dallas book depository in the new Pokemon game
Sure, but when I do it in the cleaning supply aisle it's "chlorine gas" and "banned from every Walmart"
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sure, but when I do it in the cleaning supply aisle it's "chlorine gas" and "banned from every Walmart"
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"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma"
Gross dude, she died
Gross dude, she died