𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
@bzvowell.bsky.social
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𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Pinned
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I remember that movie. Then him and Mr. Snuffleupagus square off against an Egyptian demon to send the ghost of a little boy to the afterlife.
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I remember that movie. Then him and Mr. Snuffleupagus square off against an Egyptian demon to send the ghost of a little boy to the afterlife.
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
White women of Bluesky. What is the over the counter medicine you need to take to live happily?
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
White women of Bluesky. What is the over the counter medicine you need to take to live happily?
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put my house down you big oaf! I’m falling aaaaaggggghhhhh
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
put my house down you big oaf! I’m falling aaaaaggggghhhhh
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A gyre widening sounds fun, but the reality is not fun at all
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
A gyre widening sounds fun, but the reality is not fun at all
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Your votes for Kamala Harris is why we will never have Half Life 3.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Your votes for Kamala Harris is why we will never have Half Life 3.
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thinking of starting a bangbus, but instead of sex, i just want to lure girlies to the swamp to show them the frogs
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
thinking of starting a bangbus, but instead of sex, i just want to lure girlies to the swamp to show them the frogs
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keep a hot dog rolling heater in my night stand drawer so i can have a hot dog in the middle of the nite and not have to get out of bed
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
keep a hot dog rolling heater in my night stand drawer so i can have a hot dog in the middle of the nite and not have to get out of bed
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The owl with the rizz??
@owlmarxist.bsky.social kidnaps the Rizzler; last seen flying over southern WV!!
Plus: We talk with @jazzpomegranate.com about Dollbert, Bitchbert, and red rockets!
@puffyapple.bsky.social does need seven degrees to reach Kevin Bacon!
@owlmarxist.bsky.social kidnaps the Rizzler; last seen flying over southern WV!!
Plus: We talk with @jazzpomegranate.com about Dollbert, Bitchbert, and red rockets!
@puffyapple.bsky.social does need seven degrees to reach Kevin Bacon!
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The owl with the rizz??
@owlmarxist.bsky.social kidnaps the Rizzler; last seen flying over southern WV!!
Plus: We talk with @jazzpomegranate.com about Dollbert, Bitchbert, and red rockets!
@puffyapple.bsky.social does need seven degrees to reach Kevin Bacon!
@owlmarxist.bsky.social kidnaps the Rizzler; last seen flying over southern WV!!
Plus: We talk with @jazzpomegranate.com about Dollbert, Bitchbert, and red rockets!
@puffyapple.bsky.social does need seven degrees to reach Kevin Bacon!
Your votes for Kamala Harris is why we will never have Half Life 3.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Your votes for Kamala Harris is why we will never have Half Life 3.
Just had a dude try to follow me who's pinned post was scolding people for glorifying Charlie Kirk's death.
I am pretty sure you don't read my posts sir. I'm gonna save us both some time and frustration.
I am pretty sure you don't read my posts sir. I'm gonna save us both some time and frustration.
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Just had a dude try to follow me who's pinned post was scolding people for glorifying Charlie Kirk's death.
I am pretty sure you don't read my posts sir. I'm gonna save us both some time and frustration.
I am pretty sure you don't read my posts sir. I'm gonna save us both some time and frustration.
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Quit watching One Punch Man because it's bad. Gonna huff my own farts and watch Primal instead.
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Quit watching One Punch Man because it's bad. Gonna huff my own farts and watch Primal instead.
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A warrior is not defined by the fights they have won, but by what they fight for. Stand for those less privileged, stand for the powerless, stand with your neighbors, stand for those who will come after you. Stand for honor, or you stand for nothing at all, and are worth even less.
January 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
A warrior is not defined by the fights they have won, but by what they fight for. Stand for those less privileged, stand for the powerless, stand with your neighbors, stand for those who will come after you. Stand for honor, or you stand for nothing at all, and are worth even less.
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⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
Parker Posey selling Hyundais kinda bothers me and I don't know why.
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Parker Posey selling Hyundais kinda bothers me and I don't know why.
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that’s shroombar, the hottest club in the forest
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
that’s shroombar, the hottest club in the forest
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Mayoral Announcement: EVERYBODY GET RAILED BY YOUR FAVORITE SEX PARTNERS.
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Mayoral Announcement: EVERYBODY GET RAILED BY YOUR FAVORITE SEX PARTNERS.
I'm drinking a couple of these and watching One Punch Man. Fuck milquetoast little shit stirriers. I'm tired of contrarians. You're not special because you're committed to being wrong. You're just an asshole.
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'm drinking a couple of these and watching One Punch Man. Fuck milquetoast little shit stirriers. I'm tired of contrarians. You're not special because you're committed to being wrong. You're just an asshole.
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I fully endorse assaulting Nazis. But I don't want it sanctioned by an authoritarian state. Anyone assaulting should be prepared and willing to face legal consequences.
January 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I fully endorse assaulting Nazis. But I don't want it sanctioned by an authoritarian state. Anyone assaulting should be prepared and willing to face legal consequences.
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