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𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Pinned
DISENFRANCHISED LISTENERS! RATCHETING UP ANOTHER NOTCH IN THE #CANCELSKIP CONTROVERSY. OLD SKEETS, CLEARLY SHOWING A CONTROVERSIAL MINDSET HAVE BEEN UNCOVERED. ALONG WITH FOOTAGE OF A YOUNG SKIP, CLEARLY CONSUMING THE HEART OF A CHILD. WE HAVE REACHED OUT TO REPRESENTATIVES, AND HOPE FOR COMMENT.
"Donald Trump is the biggest recruiter for the U.S. Military, so that's why I think it's okay he goes after kids in High School."
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November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Donald Trump is the biggest recruiter for the U.S. Military, so that's why I think it's okay he goes after kids in High School."
Tag me in @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Tag me in @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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if you haven’t panicked in a bathroom over something comple-wait what the fuck. a dude near me is wearing a hat that says “I grew a bush for this occasion”
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if you haven’t panicked in a bathroom over something comple-wait what the fuck. a dude near me is wearing a hat that says “I grew a bush for this occasion”
Cookeville Tennessee: we're not what's wrong with this country, just a massive symptom.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cookeville Tennessee: we're not what's wrong with this country, just a massive symptom.
Cooksville Tennessee: Had to burn my good cowboy boots cause the Trap House has bed bugs.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cooksville Tennessee: Had to burn my good cowboy boots cause the Trap House has bed bugs.
Bort here is a true-blue Cali Dem, with opinions on women. This is the progressive future folks.
Newsome 2028!
(Seriously, go to this thread and read how this "liberal" talks to people)
Newsome 2028!
(Seriously, go to this thread and read how this "liberal" talks to people)
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bort here is a true-blue Cali Dem, with opinions on women. This is the progressive future folks.
Newsome 2028!
(Seriously, go to this thread and read how this "liberal" talks to people)
Newsome 2028!
(Seriously, go to this thread and read how this "liberal" talks to people)
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"Many people in the US believe there is a real choice between good and bad governance being offered to them. They seem to believe that increasingly as it becomes more obviously false, a testament to the power of the new forms of coercion being employed." #3E
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Many people in the US believe there is a real choice between good and bad governance being offered to them. They seem to believe that increasingly as it becomes more obviously false, a testament to the power of the new forms of coercion being employed." #3E
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Let me be clear. I want this exact thing to happen.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Let me be clear. I want this exact thing to happen.
One big beautiful Bill
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
One big beautiful Bill
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Quilting
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Quilting
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Quilting
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Feet
- Quilting
Let me be clear. I want this exact thing to happen.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Let me be clear. I want this exact thing to happen.
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Thinking about making bootleg T-shirts again.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Thinking about making bootleg T-shirts again.
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absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
Sorry guys. Sounds like being a poster is terminal. I hope we don't have much longer to live
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sorry guys. Sounds like being a poster is terminal. I hope we don't have much longer to live
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“Yea the polar ice caps melted, but check out this sweet clanker rack”
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
“Yea the polar ice caps melted, but check out this sweet clanker rack”
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
never logging off this torment nexus
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Sorry, "Country Music" is really good. You've been sold expectations that are kinda bullshit.
youtu.be/Tn6Vw9gArvU?...
youtu.be/Tn6Vw9gArvU?...
Sabine McCalla and Leyla McCalla | Deep River | Western AF
YouTube video by Western AF
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November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Sorry, "Country Music" is really good. You've been sold expectations that are kinda bullshit.
youtu.be/Tn6Vw9gArvU?...
youtu.be/Tn6Vw9gArvU?...
We are not roastimg this man enough. Dan Quayle misspelled potato and it ruined him.
This 5th grade fat-kid needs some intense bullying. We aren't being mean enough.
This 5th grade fat-kid needs some intense bullying. We aren't being mean enough.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We are not roastimg this man enough. Dan Quayle misspelled potato and it ruined him.
This 5th grade fat-kid needs some intense bullying. We aren't being mean enough.
This 5th grade fat-kid needs some intense bullying. We aren't being mean enough.
Cookeville Tennessee: Good thing those Pain Clinics shut down so we have space for all these Delta 8 dispensaries.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Cookeville Tennessee: Good thing those Pain Clinics shut down so we have space for all these Delta 8 dispensaries.
Cookeville Tennessee: Just enough Florida to have a Publix.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Cookeville Tennessee: Just enough Florida to have a Publix.