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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
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𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
This is why Barn Owls are better than us.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is why Barn Owls are better than us.
Well, sexually, in terms of the social animal you are...
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Well, sexually, in terms of the social animal you are...
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i’d be such a good handsome knight protecting you from the vile creatures of the darkest depths
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i’d be such a good handsome knight protecting you from the vile creatures of the darkest depths
Shoot from the hip. Ask questions later.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Shoot from the hip. Ask questions later.
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Current level of highness:
Doing my level goddamn best to get kicked off of threads. We are testing the goddamn limit of how many times you can call the sitting president a pedophile
Doing my level goddamn best to get kicked off of threads. We are testing the goddamn limit of how many times you can call the sitting president a pedophile
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Current level of highness:
Doing my level goddamn best to get kicked off of threads. We are testing the goddamn limit of how many times you can call the sitting president a pedophile
Doing my level goddamn best to get kicked off of threads. We are testing the goddamn limit of how many times you can call the sitting president a pedophile
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Current level of highness:
fuckin’ Shemp man…
fuckin’ Shemp man…
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Current level of highness:
fuckin’ Shemp man…
fuckin’ Shemp man…
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Current level of highness:
Thinking about spending my lunch break work shopping my Swedish chef, so that I can overdub karaoke versions of current country songs and have the podcast crew guess what the fuck they’re about
Thinking about spending my lunch break work shopping my Swedish chef, so that I can overdub karaoke versions of current country songs and have the podcast crew guess what the fuck they’re about
September 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Current level of highness:
Thinking about spending my lunch break work shopping my Swedish chef, so that I can overdub karaoke versions of current country songs and have the podcast crew guess what the fuck they’re about
Thinking about spending my lunch break work shopping my Swedish chef, so that I can overdub karaoke versions of current country songs and have the podcast crew guess what the fuck they’re about
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Current highness: ate the lil packet in da beef jerky
September 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Current highness: ate the lil packet in da beef jerky
Cloaca, The Everything Hole™
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Cloaca, The Everything Hole™
Doesn't he have kids?
Man, the American education system really is in bad shape.
Man, the American education system really is in bad shape.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Doesn't he have kids?
Man, the American education system really is in bad shape.
Man, the American education system really is in bad shape.
It's called a penile-bone, and it's something I share with theropods.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It's called a penile-bone, and it's something I share with theropods.
She is gonna punch my dick.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
She is gonna punch my dick.
Is it because women have less upper body strength?
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Is it because women have less upper body strength?
She is gonna punch your dick.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
She is gonna punch your dick.
It's from your huge tits, isn't it?
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's from your huge tits, isn't it?
Did you know that birds are still technically reptiles?
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Did you know that birds are still technically reptiles?
If Obama is black, gonna say bisexuality counts as gay.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If Obama is black, gonna say bisexuality counts as gay.