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What is happening on Facebook?
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What is happening on Facebook?
I know they say you're not supposed to even ponder an orb around children under 5, but Wizard Baby is different (demanding).
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I know they say you're not supposed to even ponder an orb around children under 5, but Wizard Baby is different (demanding).
I am only 5'7". I am not scared.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am only 5'7". I am not scared.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
Based Terrance McKenna is who made me the man I am today
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Based Terrance McKenna is who made me the man I am today
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Since I have been forced to become Wizard Baby's ward by the Goblin Wife, I have been forced to pass the mantle of Peppermint onto another. Much like the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Since I have been forced to become Wizard Baby's ward by the Goblin Wife, I have been forced to pass the mantle of Peppermint onto another. Much like the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
I cannot stress how serious I am about this question:
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I cannot stress how serious I am about this question:
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
I feel like he might have already been cooked.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I feel like he might have already been cooked.
I bet if enough people dog-pile on this dude we can have him quoting Phrenology text books by lunch.
I'll start:
I'll start:
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I bet if enough people dog-pile on this dude we can have him quoting Phrenology text books by lunch.
I'll start:
I'll start:
I've had Baby Wizard home less than 24 hours and he has already broken into my Mushroom stash.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I've had Baby Wizard home less than 24 hours and he has already broken into my Mushroom stash.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Goblin Wife found a Wizard Baby in the forest and now I have to make sure he doesn't grow up to be an asshole.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Goblin Wife found a Wizard Baby in the forest and now I have to make sure he doesn't grow up to be an asshole.
Urethral sounding should be practiced with only safe toys intended for insertion. Other objects can break or become lost, causing medical issues.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Urethral sounding should be practiced with only safe toys intended for insertion. Other objects can break or become lost, causing medical issues.
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Really glad you didn't add "good".
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Really glad you didn't add "good".
Wow, look. I made a better version of the same Pic in five minutes. Using simple photo editing apps and real photos.
Quit making shitty, Facebook grandma memes with the torment nexus. You're the problem.
Quit making shitty, Facebook grandma memes with the torment nexus. You're the problem.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Wow, look. I made a better version of the same Pic in five minutes. Using simple photo editing apps and real photos.
Quit making shitty, Facebook grandma memes with the torment nexus. You're the problem.
Quit making shitty, Facebook grandma memes with the torment nexus. You're the problem.
