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out of the grave, into your heart • he/him • bay area • 6’9” 420lbs • Too Fucking Tall • NEET jam band guy • it’s always #fatboy season
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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at franky’s last round of shots appointment we asked the vet about booking her spay and he said “oh you don’t have to worry about that until she’s a year old” and now there’s a freaky ass kitten in heat going buck wild in our studio apartment home
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
at franky’s last round of shots appointment we asked the vet about booking her spay and he said “oh you don’t have to worry about that until she’s a year old” and now there’s a freaky ass kitten in heat going buck wild in our studio apartment home
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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Kinu Nishimura never cooked harder than this
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Kinu Nishimura never cooked harder than this
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ah didn’t see you there. i’m too busy being Incredibly Long
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ah didn’t see you there. i’m too busy being Incredibly Long
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There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
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obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
Obesity's now on the list of considerations, as well as cancer, & mental health, that may result in denial of an immigrant visa.
"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
🧾 nypost.com/2025/11/10/u...
"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
🧾 nypost.com/2025/11/10/u...
State Department to allow denial of immigrant visas to those with health issues, including obesity
US State Department guidance could deny immigrant visas for health conditions like obesity.
nypost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
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I just wanna draw pictures of insanely sexy babes with huge naturals... and the government wants you to believe that's wrong
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I just wanna draw pictures of insanely sexy babes with huge naturals... and the government wants you to believe that's wrong
fat boy in overalls, reporting for duty 🫡🫡
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
fat boy in overalls, reporting for duty 🫡🫡
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Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
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The State of Play was a rousing success as it forced an absurd amount of AAA gamers to have to see a video game trailer featuring Kamen Rider W
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The State of Play was a rousing success as it forced an absurd amount of AAA gamers to have to see a video game trailer featuring Kamen Rider W
just signed up for presale alerts for the san francisco show 🤙🤙 let’s goooooo
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
just signed up for presale alerts for the san francisco show 🤙🤙 let’s goooooo
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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Alright Artdink, you know what you need to do.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Alright Artdink, you know what you need to do.
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the promo for the original iteration of Blood & Guts way back in 2020 before COVID threw everything upside down. was meant to be on 3/25/20 in Newark, NJ with The Elite vs. Inner Circle as the matchup.
#AEW
#AEW
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the promo for the original iteration of Blood & Guts way back in 2020 before COVID threw everything upside down. was meant to be on 3/25/20 in Newark, NJ with The Elite vs. Inner Circle as the matchup.
#AEW
#AEW
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I for one welcome our new multicolor overlords
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I for one welcome our new multicolor overlords
incredible show from top to bottom. the pittsburg shows were good, but this was next level. i guess it’s true, the best billy strings show is always the most recent…
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
incredible show from top to bottom. the pittsburg shows were good, but this was next level. i guess it’s true, the best billy strings show is always the most recent…
roll on buddy roll on
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
roll on buddy roll on