Drinks w/ Ron
@rjt243.bsky.social
Audiophile, bourbon dude, plant enthusiast, disc golfer, history buff, vinyl collector, homebrewer, dog fan
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Drinks w/ Ron
@rjt243.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Well… it may be time to bring something from the private chat onto the blue sky. I present to you, my various levels of highness:
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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fwiw these are unionized hotels and their local sent a formal request to employers not to accept ICE bookings or allow ICE to use their facilities www.facebook.com/share/p/1aV9...
ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
fwiw these are unionized hotels and their local sent a formal request to employers not to accept ICE bookings or allow ICE to use their facilities www.facebook.com/share/p/1aV9...
SD cards are weird…
You plug an old one in and are reminded of the time you sent your wife a picture of your flaccid wiener with the little jpg of the curly cartoon villain mustache superimposed
I wish I were joking
You plug an old one in and are reminded of the time you sent your wife a picture of your flaccid wiener with the little jpg of the curly cartoon villain mustache superimposed
I wish I were joking
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
SD cards are weird…
You plug an old one in and are reminded of the time you sent your wife a picture of your flaccid wiener with the little jpg of the curly cartoon villain mustache superimposed
I wish I were joking
You plug an old one in and are reminded of the time you sent your wife a picture of your flaccid wiener with the little jpg of the curly cartoon villain mustache superimposed
I wish I were joking
HR:
apparently you left a half smoked marijuana pipe in the bathroom?
Me:
well, to be fair I forgot all about it when I stopped in there to jack off
HR: …
Me: *standing up to leave*
We good?
apparently you left a half smoked marijuana pipe in the bathroom?
Me:
well, to be fair I forgot all about it when I stopped in there to jack off
HR: …
Me: *standing up to leave*
We good?
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
HR:
apparently you left a half smoked marijuana pipe in the bathroom?
Me:
well, to be fair I forgot all about it when I stopped in there to jack off
HR: …
Me: *standing up to leave*
We good?
apparently you left a half smoked marijuana pipe in the bathroom?
Me:
well, to be fair I forgot all about it when I stopped in there to jack off
HR: …
Me: *standing up to leave*
We good?
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We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
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This half of Steelers football is why DK Metcalf’s salary was never in jeopardy
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This half of Steelers football is why DK Metcalf’s salary was never in jeopardy
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Aaron said NOT TODAY
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Aaron said NOT TODAY
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
Wildflowers is such an amazing album
It’s heartbreaking songs of love and loss and the ending of a 20+ year relationship, and not being sure how life will look going forward…
Interwoven with tales of smashing mad ass in dive bars under an assumed name. God level shit
It’s heartbreaking songs of love and loss and the ending of a 20+ year relationship, and not being sure how life will look going forward…
Interwoven with tales of smashing mad ass in dive bars under an assumed name. God level shit
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Wildflowers is such an amazing album
It’s heartbreaking songs of love and loss and the ending of a 20+ year relationship, and not being sure how life will look going forward…
Interwoven with tales of smashing mad ass in dive bars under an assumed name. God level shit
It’s heartbreaking songs of love and loss and the ending of a 20+ year relationship, and not being sure how life will look going forward…
Interwoven with tales of smashing mad ass in dive bars under an assumed name. God level shit
Feeling festive. Gonna crush up some candy canes and roll my cock in the pieces
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Feeling festive. Gonna crush up some candy canes and roll my cock in the pieces
Cashier: thank you
Me: no, thank YOU unwitting accomplice
Cashier: 😳
Me: no, thank YOU unwitting accomplice
Cashier: 😳
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cashier: thank you
Me: no, thank YOU unwitting accomplice
Cashier: 😳
Me: no, thank YOU unwitting accomplice
Cashier: 😳
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i think donald trump might be a pedophile
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i think donald trump might be a pedophile
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
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They're never going to release them. At some point, the Supreme Court will step in and say they don't have to.
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They're never going to release them. At some point, the Supreme Court will step in and say they don't have to.
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Sen. Ron Wyden on the Trump DOJ not producing all of the Epstein files, as required by law:
"Anything short of a full release today is a violation of the law and a continuation of this administration’s coverup on behalf of a bunch of pedophiles and sex traffickers."
"Anything short of a full release today is a violation of the law and a continuation of this administration’s coverup on behalf of a bunch of pedophiles and sex traffickers."
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sen. Ron Wyden on the Trump DOJ not producing all of the Epstein files, as required by law:
"Anything short of a full release today is a violation of the law and a continuation of this administration’s coverup on behalf of a bunch of pedophiles and sex traffickers."
"Anything short of a full release today is a violation of the law and a continuation of this administration’s coverup on behalf of a bunch of pedophiles and sex traffickers."
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Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
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There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
Trump Ignores Law and Sticks His Name on Kennedy Center
The name of the president was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
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"I said I wanted fifty 6-year olds, not six 50-year olds. Send them back!" - Donald Trump
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"I said I wanted fifty 6-year olds, not six 50-year olds. Send them back!" - Donald Trump
I’m not a human…
I’m three recurring bits in a trenchcoat
I’m three recurring bits in a trenchcoat
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m not a human…
I’m three recurring bits in a trenchcoat
I’m three recurring bits in a trenchcoat
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Rifling my urethra for greater distance and accuracy
November 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Rifling my urethra for greater distance and accuracy
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
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lo-fi torgo theme to chill/study to
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lo-fi torgo theme to chill/study to
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MFs that have no stomach for keeping the joke alive be like
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
MFs that have no stomach for keeping the joke alive be like