AMDO
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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
justice for yaphet kotto
Roger Moore killed his first big bad by turning him into a balloon. We need that
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
justice for yaphet kotto
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24 Degrees In Asheville!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
24 Degrees In Asheville!!!
ooo: busy today cloning james bond out of the sex particles he has left all over the globe for 55 years
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ooo: busy today cloning james bond out of the sex particles he has left all over the globe for 55 years
james bond 007 is a flat circle, THAT’s how
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
james bond 007 is a flat circle, THAT’s how
somebody needs to open the redwall cafe. it’s inside of a tree and a one hour hike away from parking. but guess what! there’s a tram that gets you to the ada compliant section of the trail
They gathered up some food—a wedge of mixed fruit cake, a hunk of yellow cheese studded with hazelnuts and carrot, and a small fresh-baked wheat farl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
somebody needs to open the redwall cafe. it’s inside of a tree and a one hour hike away from parking. but guess what! there’s a tram that gets you to the ada compliant section of the trail
lol my cvs was cash only yesterday
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lol my cvs was cash only yesterday
they cant even find a picture of him reading a book. even grimes cosplayed reading capital as an elf
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
they cant even find a picture of him reading a book. even grimes cosplayed reading capital as an elf
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NY AG JAMES: "I believe that not only was SNAP being used as a political pawn, but also, unfortunately, all of the delays at our airports were also being used as a political pawn, and that's why you had a cadre of Democrats who decided to cede power."
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NY AG JAMES: "I believe that not only was SNAP being used as a political pawn, but also, unfortunately, all of the delays at our airports were also being used as a political pawn, and that's why you had a cadre of Democrats who decided to cede power."
better than the bikini bottom flavor 8/10 treat drink
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
better than the bikini bottom flavor 8/10 treat drink
dennis miller has hacked into nate silver’s twitter
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
dennis miller has hacked into nate silver’s twitter
when you’re promising to be normal about elizabeth peña
elizabeth peña, you like her? right? sassy cool and sexy right? just wait til you see what we’re cooking up with her! you’re gonna love what you see
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when you’re promising to be normal about elizabeth peña
kinda feel like this rn ngl
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
kinda feel like this rn ngl
a vest is for when you would like to be warm, but still have cold arms. incredible work
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
a vest is for when you would like to be warm, but still have cold arms. incredible work
this mother gives janeway vibes, too bad son is no newt
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
this mother gives janeway vibes, too bad son is no newt
today we gotta be strong. mug checks, breakfast shots, dumb cats, lunchposting, pretty birds, did you see the chair company, et cetera. we can try to make this a nice posting day if we try
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
today we gotta be strong. mug checks, breakfast shots, dumb cats, lunchposting, pretty birds, did you see the chair company, et cetera. we can try to make this a nice posting day if we try
elon thirsting for gilfs on main
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
elon thirsting for gilfs on main
welp it is time to make the breakfast beverages
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
welp it is time to make the breakfast beverages
(screeching) BLACKHOLE SUN! BLACKHOLE SUN!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
(screeching) BLACKHOLE SUN! BLACKHOLE SUN!!
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just in time for a late lunch
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
just in time for a late lunch
trying to convince the baby graham crackers > cardboard like
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
trying to convince the baby graham crackers > cardboard like
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they should ground santa’s sleigh on christmas eve since we’ve been such naughty girls and boys
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
they should ground santa’s sleigh on christmas eve since we’ve been such naughty girls and boys
polo shirt twinks are like leprechauns. blink and they’re gone
The only male coworkers I have who are unmarried are:
-an English nobleman if he was American
-a very endearing polo shirt twink who is not my type and who I almost never see
If you have read any of my 20k posts you would know that neither of these men would survive anyways
-an English nobleman if he was American
-a very endearing polo shirt twink who is not my type and who I almost never see
If you have read any of my 20k posts you would know that neither of these men would survive anyways
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
polo shirt twinks are like leprechauns. blink and they’re gone
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That suit is
At
Its
Limit
At
Its
Limit
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That suit is
At
Its
Limit
At
Its
Limit
what it looks like when i (a beautiful woman) wears pants
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
what it looks like when i (a beautiful woman) wears pants