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Senator "Inmate #16843920" Meatlord
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Thanks for 1k followers! Unfortunately I am being placed under arrest for some bullshit charges relating to using taxpayer funds to pay for an allegedly hot redheaded milf camgirl's services

I am sure I will survive prison

Goodbye
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
(sexual undertones)
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this is what The Today Show was gonna be called but they pussed out after the focus group feedback
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
unfollowing will not stop what is coming

death is a part of life
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the death of hontdog@bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
its a countdown
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i remember specifically there was a time that she came back with basically the entire stores stock of disposable razors bc of a double coupon thing

im sure store managers hated her guts bc she would stand there and read the fine print to them
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
how are questions "disinfo?"
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I want you to seriously engage with and answer those questions please. That's not disinfo, it's literally just asking you to think critically for a second.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
tbh no, until very recently i simply did not fuck with john candy- blasphemy i know

Uncle Buck changed my mind
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
oh the airport scene specifically, i got no issue with the van scenes those are fine

but theres just too many iterations of "REALLY YOU HAVENT HEARD OF US WOW"

again this is a slight criticism
December 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
hey fun fact, that scene is the only thing in the entire movie that i consider to be below par

its not a bad scene but it goes on WAY too long and fucks with the otherwise rock solid pacing
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i had a roomie a long time ago, her autism special interest was couponing and she would actually go to a store and come back with an armload of random shit and be all "i paid 5 dollars for all this"
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
they're all rich assholes, they're snowbirds thats literally what they do

like i have witnessed entire towns in maine empty out like clockwork every november

this is a real thing that happens

*kicks table to andromeda*
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I like how you have your alt liking all your posts- you should just like them yourself that would be way funnier

but anyway, sorry that facts dont care about your feelings. way more deaths in gaza under biden so far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
on that last point- the neighbors are all ALSO out of town- and this is spelled out in many points through the movie HAD YOU BOTHERED TO WATCH IT AND PAY ATTENTION

*kicks a table into the fucking sun*
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ok- so when YOU look it up, what source do you come up with? what source do you use for your opinion on "reality?"

set me straight. I'm a reasonable man
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
my best work comes from me being dog tired
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So you wanted a source- you got one- but won't provide one in turn?

Do you see why no one takes liberals seriously? you argue just like maga with vibes and shit
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Source is the Gaza Health Ministry.

I'm just curious, since you already had a preconception about how the genocide has been going, what was YOUR source for your opinion?
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
so you dont care if the thing youre bitching about is ACTUALLY true or not, you just want it to be true

do you care about reality, y/n
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
really dude. thats your issue?

do you think those numbers are accurate, yes or no? and what if they are? (they are)
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM