Senator "Frankenbeans" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)
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Trans lives are precious
I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry
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my kid "put me to bed" earlier, told me to lay down on his bean bag and he got me a blanket and a pillow and a stuffie and tucked me it (placed a wadded up blanket on my belly)
turned the light off and said good night dad
then we talked for a while in the dark about baby stuff
+10 health
turned the light off and said good night dad
then we talked for a while in the dark about baby stuff
+10 health
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my kid "put me to bed" earlier, told me to lay down on his bean bag and he got me a blanket and a pillow and a stuffie and tucked me it (placed a wadded up blanket on my belly)
turned the light off and said good night dad
then we talked for a while in the dark about baby stuff
+10 health
turned the light off and said good night dad
then we talked for a while in the dark about baby stuff
+10 health
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you could also get some bespoke art for the special pet parent in your life
For $60, I will do any of the following
-Medieval pet portraits
-Profile pics
-Drawing your GC inside jokes
-For anything else, just ask
Email request: dsamowen@gmail.com
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-Medieval pet portraits
-Profile pics
-Drawing your GC inside jokes
-For anything else, just ask
Email request: dsamowen@gmail.com
Pay: ko-fi.com/K3K6AVVJ#che...
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
you could also get some bespoke art for the special pet parent in your life
unite my asshole with your worthless mouth and get ready for supper you wet bitch
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
unite my asshole with your worthless mouth and get ready for supper you wet bitch
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here's why:
government in the 80s: "ok banks you HAVE to lend to black people, for real this time, im not kidding"
financial sector: [does a rail off a hookers boner and summons Mammon] "CREDIT SCORES MOTHERFUCKERS"
government in the 80s: "ok banks you HAVE to lend to black people, for real this time, im not kidding"
financial sector: [does a rail off a hookers boner and summons Mammon] "CREDIT SCORES MOTHERFUCKERS"
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
here's why:
government in the 80s: "ok banks you HAVE to lend to black people, for real this time, im not kidding"
financial sector: [does a rail off a hookers boner and summons Mammon] "CREDIT SCORES MOTHERFUCKERS"
government in the 80s: "ok banks you HAVE to lend to black people, for real this time, im not kidding"
financial sector: [does a rail off a hookers boner and summons Mammon] "CREDIT SCORES MOTHERFUCKERS"
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Wet Goblin thinks this guy is just lazy
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wet Goblin thinks this guy is just lazy
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another day, another dem tellin people how they're not suffering
good strategy doofus, definitely workin
good strategy doofus, definitely workin
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another day, another dem tellin people how they're not suffering
good strategy doofus, definitely workin
good strategy doofus, definitely workin
meatkid, completely out of pocket, playing under the table:
"I'm here to kick your ass off, daddy"
"I'm here to kick your ass off, daddy"
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
meatkid, completely out of pocket, playing under the table:
"I'm here to kick your ass off, daddy"
"I'm here to kick your ass off, daddy"
i made this into a gameboy ROM (for real)
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i made this into a gameboy ROM (for real)
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ur gonna come to the autism website and slander spreadsheets?
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ur gonna come to the autism website and slander spreadsheets?
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i go back to this: we were on track to wipe out tobacco use among kids for real
and then, vapes made it 10x worse
and then, vapes made it 10x worse
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i go back to this: we were on track to wipe out tobacco use among kids for real
and then, vapes made it 10x worse
and then, vapes made it 10x worse
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real quick, does anyone know a single real actual living person who plays this game
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
real quick, does anyone know a single real actual living person who plays this game
my phone whore moans at me when the battery gets low
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
my phone whore moans at me when the battery gets low
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dam rip Chunk Shumer
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
dam rip Chunk Shumer
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comrades make light of my insecurities. oh how i love them so. thank you. haha yes! my body IS volatile! ah! but my enemies? dogs. voracious and without shame! unable to examine themselves thoroughly, so they find respite in me and my image. shameful. and they’re kinda, like, jerkface doodyheads wtf
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
comrades make light of my insecurities. oh how i love them so. thank you. haha yes! my body IS volatile! ah! but my enemies? dogs. voracious and without shame! unable to examine themselves thoroughly, so they find respite in me and my image. shameful. and they’re kinda, like, jerkface doodyheads wtf
the macro virus episode of Voyager where they added a fly buzzing sound to something that has no wings
*chefs kiss*
*chefs kiss*
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the macro virus episode of Voyager where they added a fly buzzing sound to something that has no wings
*chefs kiss*
*chefs kiss*
Frankenstein: outstanding, i loved it so much
barely deviated from the source material and the atmosphere is phenomenal
barely deviated from the source material and the atmosphere is phenomenal
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Frankenstein: outstanding, i loved it so much
barely deviated from the source material and the atmosphere is phenomenal
barely deviated from the source material and the atmosphere is phenomenal
bonus episode of TNG where Q convinces Riker to milk his prostate
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
bonus episode of TNG where Q convinces Riker to milk his prostate
Status Quo cowards make me fuckin ill.
that's all my discourseposting today.
that's all my discourseposting today.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Status Quo cowards make me fuckin ill.
that's all my discourseposting today.
that's all my discourseposting today.
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Neelix Gettin Fingerblasted
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Neelix Gettin Fingerblasted
Nah, this is coward shit. If you want someone to see a "different perspective," you GIVE them a different perspective. You don't like their TERF posting and then hide behind bullshit like "oh i just use the like button differently"
typical lib deferring to politeness in the face of vile hatred
typical lib deferring to politeness in the face of vile hatred
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nah, this is coward shit. If you want someone to see a "different perspective," you GIVE them a different perspective. You don't like their TERF posting and then hide behind bullshit like "oh i just use the like button differently"
typical lib deferring to politeness in the face of vile hatred
typical lib deferring to politeness in the face of vile hatred