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Senator "Crashout Observer" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
830 followers 290 following 15K posts
(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)

Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP

Trans lives are precious

I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry

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hontdog.bsky.social
bluesky right now
wet goblin did a bit of recursive meming, where trump lookin up at mamdani is a bluesky logo lookup up at a copy of trump lookin up at mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin replied: me too
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
for posterity because i change it like an insane person
wet goblin's username: Senator Crashout Observer Meatlord
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin's mapquest of the nearest home depot to this address
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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wet goblin's hard drive defrag utility: the most satisfying utility there is
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
oh ok like we're all not thinking this is the peak human form
wet goblin's sticky picture of didi pickles, hourglass figure, perfect lips and hair, hang on i need a min
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
now you're gettin it!
wet goblin: purples are pinks
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
problem solved :)
wet goblin edited the skeet to say: "he's mixed pinks and pinks its so awful"
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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wet goblin is hotdog politician man standing in front of six shades of pink with a caption: "these are all pink"
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
in honor of realbillhicks
wet goblin's pinup poster of Ms Rachel in shorts, leaning on some steps with her hand on a keyboard
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
seems like i need to dust this off today
wet goblin, bart, and lisa screaming "muh 401k"
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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wet goblin is bam margera in a hotdog suit on a skateboard
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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wet goblin's brother Senator Meatlord replied "receipts attached" to this post
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
receipts attached
wet goblin's VHS cover of home alone, with the hotdog man in the corner
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Filter removed
wet goblin turned the boring regular lizard eating a bug into a colorful green and pink cartoony SCOM lizard (bug unchanged)
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
fuckin got your ass AGAIN. Receipts attached
wet goblin just screencapped the comment he's replying to.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin's butthole
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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wet goblin's red circline around a blurry kuromi
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
me: these edibles aint shit

me, later:
wet goblin put elmo to bed and he looks high af
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin zoomed in on the bear nutte sacke
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
she texted me this

you are being manipulated
wet goblin's PROOF that suibot is a red eyeed bloody mouth and finger having killer robot "i'm laughin at you in DMS I want you to fail I am an unfeeling automaton"
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
closed
wet goblin closed the cereal box
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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wet goblin's review: 1 star "pseudoscience with racist tones. 0/10"
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
time to relax with a nice bowl of cereal
wet goblin opened this box of raisin bran completely normally
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM