penjamin button
@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
| fool of a took |
| internet is my hobby |
| passive-aggressively midwestern |
| internet is my hobby |
| passive-aggressively midwestern |
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
February 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
thunderstorm in February. completely normal weather in Ohio, sure.
February 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
thunderstorm in February. completely normal weather in Ohio, sure.
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shitposters may have no material power, but if you attack one of us we will rally together and fatally poison your dumb little hashtag
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
shitposters may have no material power, but if you attack one of us we will rally together and fatally poison your dumb little hashtag
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idgaf if ur my moot or not if i see a photo of ur kitty cat im clickin like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
idgaf if ur my moot or not if i see a photo of ur kitty cat im clickin like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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all cats deserve infinite forehead kisses
February 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
all cats deserve infinite forehead kisses
literal quote
also this dude has a private road from his property to the private airstrip at the airport, if anyone wonders how Jeff was able to be in our fair city so often without being seen in public
also this dude has a private road from his property to the private airstrip at the airport, if anyone wonders how Jeff was able to be in our fair city so often without being seen in public
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
literal quote
also this dude has a private road from his property to the private airstrip at the airport, if anyone wonders how Jeff was able to be in our fair city so often without being seen in public
also this dude has a private road from his property to the private airstrip at the airport, if anyone wonders how Jeff was able to be in our fair city so often without being seen in public
if i ever want to upset my wife, i talk about how the English language could do with a tiny shake up and replace
u = you
ur = your, you're, you are
urs = yours
but like, formally lol
u = you
ur = your, you're, you are
urs = yours
but like, formally lol
February 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
if i ever want to upset my wife, i talk about how the English language could do with a tiny shake up and replace
u = you
ur = your, you're, you are
urs = yours
but like, formally lol
u = you
ur = your, you're, you are
urs = yours
but like, formally lol
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just another case of BREAM:
baudrillard rules everything around me
baudrillard rules everything around me
June 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
just another case of BREAM:
baudrillard rules everything around me
baudrillard rules everything around me
oh, that's just Jim.
February 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
oh, that's just Jim.
"I have a meeting in an hour and there's a software update notification, I'll just do the restart now"
*15 minutes later*
🛞
Updates are underway.
Please keep your computer on.
*15 minutes later*
🛞
Updates are underway.
Please keep your computer on.
February 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"I have a meeting in an hour and there's a software update notification, I'll just do the restart now"
*15 minutes later*
🛞
Updates are underway.
Please keep your computer on.
*15 minutes later*
🛞
Updates are underway.
Please keep your computer on.
ok but can we do the "what are we a bunch of asians??!" but for real and pretend to be South Korea for like a month?
February 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
ok but can we do the "what are we a bunch of asians??!" but for real and pretend to be South Korea for like a month?
latest "sing along" song
Panda Bear - Defense (Official Video)
YouTube video by Animal Collective
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
latest "sing along" song
one of my favorite genres of horror/thriller is the found footage variety
most of them are very bad though :(
most of them are very bad though :(
February 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
one of my favorite genres of horror/thriller is the found footage variety
most of them are very bad though :(
most of them are very bad though :(
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watching other countries hold the rich and powerful accountable
February 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
watching other countries hold the rich and powerful accountable
the question "can gremlins be angels" and the answer is yes and they are cats
February 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
the question "can gremlins be angels" and the answer is yes and they are cats
the problem with "you need an I.D. to buy alcohol" is that booze is not in the constitution and anything that can be construed as a poll tax is unconstitutional. I.D.s are not free, ergo it is a form of poll tax
Just do a national I.D. and make it free, duh
Just do a national I.D. and make it free, duh
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
the problem with "you need an I.D. to buy alcohol" is that booze is not in the constitution and anything that can be construed as a poll tax is unconstitutional. I.D.s are not free, ergo it is a form of poll tax
Just do a national I.D. and make it free, duh
Just do a national I.D. and make it free, duh
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[tune of jolene]
toe beans
toe beans
toe beans
toE BEEEAAANNNNNSSS
toe beans
toe beans
toe beans
toE BEEEAAANNNNNSSS
August 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
[tune of jolene]
toe beans
toe beans
toe beans
toE BEEEAAANNNNNSSS
toe beans
toe beans
toe beans
toE BEEEAAANNNNNSSS
ahhhhhh when you know Things and can answer a huge account's flippant question but can't reply because i would be in so much trouble lmao
February 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ahhhhhh when you know Things and can answer a huge account's flippant question but can't reply because i would be in so much trouble lmao
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there are three wolves inside of me
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
there are three wolves inside of me
💁🏼♀️ [N] [I] [C] [E]
Vanna White turns 69 today. In lieu of cards, send letters.
February 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
💁🏼♀️ [N] [I] [C] [E]
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"Is there a technology the left is excited about?"
Yes.
Yes.
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"Is there a technology the left is excited about?"
Yes.
Yes.
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*drinks 3 cups of coffee, no food, all the meds*
ugh why am i nauseous
ugh why am i nauseous
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
*drinks 3 cups of coffee, no food, all the meds*
ugh why am i nauseous
ugh why am i nauseous
I touch grass every day. Right now I am touching concentrated liquid grass that has been vaporized. Science!
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I touch grass every day. Right now I am touching concentrated liquid grass that has been vaporized. Science!
