penjamin button
@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
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| passive-aggressively midwestern |
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| internet is my hobby |
| passive-aggressively midwestern |
Doodoodemon
is this anything
is this anything
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Doodoodemon
is this anything
is this anything
being nosy with no way to get answers is frustration!!
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
being nosy with no way to get answers is frustration!!
⭐Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory!⭐
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
⭐Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory!⭐
I have this meal about 4 times a day. I replace the red bull with ginger ale (currently the cranberry variation.)
Having an adult lunchable:
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I have this meal about 4 times a day. I replace the red bull with ginger ale (currently the cranberry variation.)
ok but how many rotated in, tom
White House border czar Tom Homan said Sunday that more than 1,000 immigration agents have left Minnesota's Twin Cities area and hundreds more will depart in the days ahead as part of the Trump administration’s drawdown of its immigration enforcement surge.
'Small' force will remain in Minnesota after enforcement drawdown
More than 1,000 immigration agents have left the Twin Cities and hundreds more will depart in the days ahead as part of the Trump administration’s drawdown of its immigration enforcement surge.
sahanjournal.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
ok but how many rotated in, tom
The "Joined Nov '24" dorks (yes I know) are about to be usurped by the "Joined Feb '26" users for the most "oh of course" replies to their skeets
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The "Joined Nov '24" dorks (yes I know) are about to be usurped by the "Joined Feb '26" users for the most "oh of course" replies to their skeets
never in my life did I think I'd be annoyed by a quick warming in the weather but between the fart stank outside and my sinuses making themselves very annoying, I'm over it!!
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
never in my life did I think I'd be annoyed by a quick warming in the weather but between the fart stank outside and my sinuses making themselves very annoying, I'm over it!!
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ONLINE RULE OF THUMB: never argue with a cis man who has a pfp of him sitting in his car
February 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ONLINE RULE OF THUMB: never argue with a cis man who has a pfp of him sitting in his car
Having an adult lunchable:
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Having an adult lunchable:
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
- white peach red bull
- triscuits
- sharp cheddar cheese, lovingly sprinkled with Tony Chachere's creole seasoning
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
a new dumb shit traffic move i see more and more:
I am first at a 4 lane stoplight in the 3rd lane. The lanes are: L turn, 2 straights, R turn
Driver in the 2nd lane: "oh I need to turn right" and PULLS UP AND ACROSS two lanes to turn on red
These specimens get the double thumbs up from me
I am first at a 4 lane stoplight in the 3rd lane. The lanes are: L turn, 2 straights, R turn
Driver in the 2nd lane: "oh I need to turn right" and PULLS UP AND ACROSS two lanes to turn on red
These specimens get the double thumbs up from me
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
a new dumb shit traffic move i see more and more:
I am first at a 4 lane stoplight in the 3rd lane. The lanes are: L turn, 2 straights, R turn
Driver in the 2nd lane: "oh I need to turn right" and PULLS UP AND ACROSS two lanes to turn on red
These specimens get the double thumbs up from me
I am first at a 4 lane stoplight in the 3rd lane. The lanes are: L turn, 2 straights, R turn
Driver in the 2nd lane: "oh I need to turn right" and PULLS UP AND ACROSS two lanes to turn on red
These specimens get the double thumbs up from me
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ah, the ted bundy playbook
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
ah, the ted bundy playbook
a fun thing our city likes to do is "controlled demolition of seized ordinance" in the middle of the night with no prior warning/notice
they did this last night and scared the shit out of a ton of people
I slept through it
they did this last night and scared the shit out of a ton of people
I slept through it
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
a fun thing our city likes to do is "controlled demolition of seized ordinance" in the middle of the night with no prior warning/notice
they did this last night and scared the shit out of a ton of people
I slept through it
they did this last night and scared the shit out of a ton of people
I slept through it
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Happy birthday to Love
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy birthday to Love
new people:
find a balance between posts with head empty, no thoughts that rarely get noticed and replies to mutuals that toggle between earnest and tomfoolery but avoid being overly familiar
i get better and more meaningful engagement this way with a fraction of the "following" i had elsewhere
find a balance between posts with head empty, no thoughts that rarely get noticed and replies to mutuals that toggle between earnest and tomfoolery but avoid being overly familiar
i get better and more meaningful engagement this way with a fraction of the "following" i had elsewhere
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
new people:
find a balance between posts with head empty, no thoughts that rarely get noticed and replies to mutuals that toggle between earnest and tomfoolery but avoid being overly familiar
i get better and more meaningful engagement this way with a fraction of the "following" i had elsewhere
find a balance between posts with head empty, no thoughts that rarely get noticed and replies to mutuals that toggle between earnest and tomfoolery but avoid being overly familiar
i get better and more meaningful engagement this way with a fraction of the "following" i had elsewhere
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
CHA CHA SLIDE BEFORE ZOD
BREAKDANCE BEFORE ZOD!!!
BULGARIAN SPLIT SQUAT BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
CHA CHA SLIDE BEFORE ZOD
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furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.
October 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.
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proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account
this is a necessary maneuver or sometimes it reroutes to the grundle
Lifting my leg up to fart like a dog taking a piss
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
this is a necessary maneuver or sometimes it reroutes to the grundle
when i was a younge childe i remember classmates gathering round the one kid in third grade whose parents let him watch the first Friday the 13th on video and he told us the whole plot at recess
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
when i was a younge childe i remember classmates gathering round the one kid in third grade whose parents let him watch the first Friday the 13th on video and he told us the whole plot at recess
none of my alarm sounds wake me up, so I chose one that wakes my wife up 😈
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
none of my alarm sounds wake me up, so I chose one that wakes my wife up 😈