penjamin button
@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
| fool of a took |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| member of the We Do Not Care Club |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| member of the We Do Not Care Club |
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so link gets a permaban for an off-handed reference to somebody else getting killed, but that sarah k (and presumably patton oswalt) get temporary bans for more overt, direct threats of violence? interesting. qwhite interesting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
so link gets a permaban for an off-handed reference to somebody else getting killed, but that sarah k (and presumably patton oswalt) get temporary bans for more overt, direct threats of violence? interesting. qwhite interesting.
oo I see some weirdos are getting use out of their thesauruses today
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
oo I see some weirdos are getting use out of their thesauruses today
I will haunt your ass for FREE and not in a good way if anyone does this shit to my likeness
It didn't even look like granny was aware of what she was being black mirrored into
It didn't even look like granny was aware of what she was being black mirrored into
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I will haunt your ass for FREE and not in a good way if anyone does this shit to my likeness
It didn't even look like granny was aware of what she was being black mirrored into
It didn't even look like granny was aware of what she was being black mirrored into
oh if there's a screen on anything, marketers *will* find a way to use them for digital campaigns, TRUST
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
oh if there's a screen on anything, marketers *will* find a way to use them for digital campaigns, TRUST
whoa black betty
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
whoa black betty
Sincerely, how are airport bars allowed to sell alcohol like it's a regular bar
I've now seen a huge amount of "public intox" (fucking duh) arrests at airports where behavior is wayyyy more scrutinized
I swear the further I get from alcohol, the more of a frumpy teetotaler I become
I've now seen a huge amount of "public intox" (fucking duh) arrests at airports where behavior is wayyyy more scrutinized
I swear the further I get from alcohol, the more of a frumpy teetotaler I become
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sincerely, how are airport bars allowed to sell alcohol like it's a regular bar
I've now seen a huge amount of "public intox" (fucking duh) arrests at airports where behavior is wayyyy more scrutinized
I swear the further I get from alcohol, the more of a frumpy teetotaler I become
I've now seen a huge amount of "public intox" (fucking duh) arrests at airports where behavior is wayyyy more scrutinized
I swear the further I get from alcohol, the more of a frumpy teetotaler I become
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As someone who waited tables at the country club in the summers while in school, I’m not at all surprised that every wealthy person is a depraved, illiterate pervert. I’ve had a lot of time to think of ways justice can be served that are also cost effective for the taxpayer
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
As someone who waited tables at the country club in the summers while in school, I’m not at all surprised that every wealthy person is a depraved, illiterate pervert. I’ve had a lot of time to think of ways justice can be served that are also cost effective for the taxpayer
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I’m still going to be thinking about Melody’s gem sweater when I wake up in the morning.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m still going to be thinking about Melody’s gem sweater when I wake up in the morning.
This was indeed a critical error as I had to drive east to get here (yes I am always early)
why the FUCK did I schedule a doctor's appointment for 8am? "Let's just get it out of the way" head ass
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This was indeed a critical error as I had to drive east to get here (yes I am always early)
I'm sure that's what he grew up hearing from mom
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm sure that's what he grew up hearing from mom
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when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
why the FUCK did I schedule a doctor's appointment for 8am? "Let's just get it out of the way" head ass
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
why the FUCK did I schedule a doctor's appointment for 8am? "Let's just get it out of the way" head ass
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
Tomorrow morning is gonna suck shit
star farts make pretty skies
idly curious about the effect on the ghastly starlink shittery
idly curious about the effect on the ghastly starlink shittery
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
star farts make pretty skies
idly curious about the effect on the ghastly starlink shittery
idly curious about the effect on the ghastly starlink shittery
me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: ooo pretty
also me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: fuck
also me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: fuck
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: ooo pretty
also me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: fuck
also me seeing all the pretty borealis pics from wayyyy south: fuck
A Clockwork Orange, I managed to check out a copy that did not have a glossary so I was oddy knocky
Had to read the first half again once I was "fluent" in Nadsat
Had to read the first half again once I was "fluent" in Nadsat
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A Clockwork Orange, I managed to check out a copy that did not have a glossary so I was oddy knocky
Had to read the first half again once I was "fluent" in Nadsat
Had to read the first half again once I was "fluent" in Nadsat
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telling myself i deserve a joint every time i complete a simple task
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
telling myself i deserve a joint every time i complete a simple task
Joyce Carol Oates should walk a mile in Elon's shoes
Then Elon's shoes will have weird foot blister goo in them
Those who know The Lore, know
Then Elon's shoes will have weird foot blister goo in them
Those who know The Lore, know
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Joyce Carol Oates should walk a mile in Elon's shoes
Then Elon's shoes will have weird foot blister goo in them
Those who know The Lore, know
Then Elon's shoes will have weird foot blister goo in them
Those who know The Lore, know
this sort of shit is why I had to go back to listening to classical music by default when driving because screaming at the radio is not great for my mental health or driving safety
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this sort of shit is why I had to go back to listening to classical music by default when driving because screaming at the radio is not great for my mental health or driving safety
wake n bake with infused 61% may have been an error lol
a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .
Alt: Tom, the cartoon cat is so very sleepy and is using scotch tape to try to keep his heavy eyelids open. It fails and they snap back shut
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
wake n bake with infused 61% may have been an error lol
mel gibson movies are just fine though (there are 8 streaming right now)
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
mel gibson movies are just fine though (there are 8 streaming right now)
my controversial opinion is that sweet potato and pumpkin pie are equally good and I will eat both gladly
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
my controversial opinion is that sweet potato and pumpkin pie are equally good and I will eat both gladly
has anyone noticed that unfortunate chyron timing lol
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
has anyone noticed that unfortunate chyron timing lol
In 1998 I was working at a bulk candy store in the mall
So much fucking candy. And an ICE-EE machine, so that kicked ass
And we did balloons so there was a helium tank, which necessitated prank calls to other stores from time to time
So much fucking candy. And an ICE-EE machine, so that kicked ass
And we did balloons so there was a helium tank, which necessitated prank calls to other stores from time to time
A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In 1998 I was working at a bulk candy store in the mall
So much fucking candy. And an ICE-EE machine, so that kicked ass
And we did balloons so there was a helium tank, which necessitated prank calls to other stores from time to time
So much fucking candy. And an ICE-EE machine, so that kicked ass
And we did balloons so there was a helium tank, which necessitated prank calls to other stores from time to time
Got to tell my wife about Mamdani winning the race and what a nice start to the day :)
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Got to tell my wife about Mamdani winning the race and what a nice start to the day :)