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| fool of a took |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| member of the We Do Not Care Club |
the leftovers on HBO is a very good series with a satisfying ending

It is NOT a second screen show, you will need to actually watch it or it will confuse the shit out of you
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the best part of getting home from a thanksgiving meal is pooping
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

flaming lips
mighty mighty bosstones
aretha Franklin
they might be giants
loretta lynn
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

nick cave
manchester orchestra
neil young
the clash
jeff rosenstock
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
thankful for the dispensary being open on this day
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pro tip, get your gas at Costco tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trash day is the day after Thanksgiving this year. They're getting both bins this week (we somehow had 2 trash bins when we moved in and I'm not one to question gifts)
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love how shitbirds went from "learn to code haw haw" to "I luv 2 vibe code" and never seeing the irony
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Safe Area Goražde and The Fixer by Joe Sacco should be required reading for anyone that thinks that meme is funny or insightful
A fun thing about being old enough to remember the Balkan wars and getting to work alongside Bosnian refugees is realizing that the fuckers who post this meme are saying those Bosnians deserved to starve to death behind Serbian wire.
I hate this sort of meme.

“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”

Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This got put in our work chat and referenced throughout the day

Yes I put it there so what
I laughed at loud. These people are so pathetic; our enemies are numbskulls. They will kill us all and still not know hs physics.

COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don’t we just make more GPUs?

ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons.

conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam...
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why is my feed showing me shit from yesterday
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
work teams chatter:

cologard and colonoscopy experiences

the youngins are very quiet lol
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
she's got a type
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
lol the lede isn't the most interesting part, it's the last portion. you truly have to read to the end
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One Hour Photo

it was refreshing to see his ability to break typecast

After that: Death to Smoochy
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Beej Boys
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*ha-ha-nelson.gif*
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you ever see someone's picture and go

"what a fucken dweeb"

me either

just wondered
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
All Capybara Are Beautiful
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
do most sociopaths have weird dicks or does having a weird dick give a kid issues that make them sociopathic?

im not even high yet
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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so link gets a permaban for an off-handed reference to somebody else getting killed, but that sarah k (and presumably patton oswalt) get temporary bans for more overt, direct threats of violence? interesting. qwhite interesting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM