Thomas Awful 🇵🇸
@thomasawful.bsky.social
Events Manager @ Greedy Reads. Gus McRae super-fan. I did the Bucks Tweet.
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can it please just HAPPEN alreadyyyyyy
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
can it please just HAPPEN alreadyyyyyy
I’d say after Twin Peaks, Mission of Burma did the most with their second act.
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’d say after Twin Peaks, Mission of Burma did the most with their second act.
I always sit in the Yellow Knight’s section
Court side seats for the red and yellow knight. They’re saying he’s the most honorable knight and has done the most noble deeds unlike the other knights who are dishonorable
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I always sit in the Yellow Knight’s section
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School shooters: bad, depressing
Cool hooters: perky, hornifying
Cool hooters: perky, hornifying
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
School shooters: bad, depressing
Cool hooters: perky, hornifying
Cool hooters: perky, hornifying
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Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
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BLOOM your writing at the Debut 40 Residency in scenic Portland!
This residency includes a stipend, private accommodation, Lyft credit, a reading/reception at Bishop & Wilde, and plenty of uninterrupted creative time in beautiful Portland!
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This residency includes a stipend, private accommodation, Lyft credit, a reading/reception at Bishop & Wilde, and plenty of uninterrupted creative time in beautiful Portland!
Apply: tinhouseonline.submittable.com/submit/34311...
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
BLOOM your writing at the Debut 40 Residency in scenic Portland!
This residency includes a stipend, private accommodation, Lyft credit, a reading/reception at Bishop & Wilde, and plenty of uninterrupted creative time in beautiful Portland!
Apply: tinhouseonline.submittable.com/submit/34311...
This residency includes a stipend, private accommodation, Lyft credit, a reading/reception at Bishop & Wilde, and plenty of uninterrupted creative time in beautiful Portland!
Apply: tinhouseonline.submittable.com/submit/34311...
This is, quite frankly, nuts
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is, quite frankly, nuts
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
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2 Live Crew "Me So Horny" ringtone going off at max volume in courtroom
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
2 Live Crew "Me So Horny" ringtone going off at max volume in courtroom
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Democratic leadership didn’t want to stick their necks out for him. The GOP didn’t want him even referred to as a “Maryland man.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen, his congressional representative fought for him. And we should never forget any of this. apnews.com/article/abre...
Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from federal immigration detention, his attorney's office says
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from an immigration detention center in Pennsylvania following an order from a federal judge issued Thursday, according to his attorney’s office.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Democratic leadership didn’t want to stick their necks out for him. The GOP didn’t want him even referred to as a “Maryland man.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen, his congressional representative fought for him. And we should never forget any of this. apnews.com/article/abre...
Celebrating by ordering so much Chinese food. Thank you to all my shooters who fought for me.
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Celebrating by ordering so much Chinese food. Thank you to all my shooters who fought for me.
My body hurts in ways I can’t explain to the youths.
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My body hurts in ways I can’t explain to the youths.
Dumb country. So dumb.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dumb country. So dumb.
You can't ignore the beauty in the things that you love
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You can't ignore the beauty in the things that you love
Big Black was a crazy band. Guitars sound like garrote wire. Drums sound like a drum machine programmed to "evil" setting. Vocals sound like drunk guy at a party about to beat your ass.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Big Black was a crazy band. Guitars sound like garrote wire. Drums sound like a drum machine programmed to "evil" setting. Vocals sound like drunk guy at a party about to beat your ass.
Andrew Tate tweets like an evil version of Hatebreed, if that makes sense, which it does.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Andrew Tate tweets like an evil version of Hatebreed, if that makes sense, which it does.
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Eve Barlow? The Pitchfork contributor?
an older man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone .
Alt: jim downey talking about jeffrey epstein the new york financier
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Eve Barlow? The Pitchfork contributor?
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why so defensive
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
why so defensive
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my stand up comedy mount rushmore would have to be foxworthy, engvall, white, and thecableguy
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my stand up comedy mount rushmore would have to be foxworthy, engvall, white, and thecableguy
Hakeem Jeffries: "There is only one Tree Hill."
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hakeem Jeffries: "There is only one Tree Hill."
Somebody show Hakeem Jeffries "Friday Night Lights"
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Somebody show Hakeem Jeffries "Friday Night Lights"
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Lol. So good.
The way Kamal Khan, at gunpoint, tries to feign ignorance about the bomb and repeats “Octopussy” like it’s a normal name
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lol. So good.
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Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy
Mitt Romney voice: "My favorite shark is hammerhead, by the way. That is my favorite shark. My second favorite shark is mako. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer Great White? It’s like, I know Great Whites are great, but I like hammerhead best, and I like mako next best.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mitt Romney voice: "My favorite shark is hammerhead, by the way. That is my favorite shark. My second favorite shark is mako. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer Great White? It’s like, I know Great Whites are great, but I like hammerhead best, and I like mako next best.”
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Tom Waits
Songs: Ohia
Diamanda Galas
Le Tigre
Los Straitjackets
Tom Waits
Songs: Ohia
Diamanda Galas
Le Tigre
Los Straitjackets
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes