Thomas Awful 🇵🇸
@thomasawful.bsky.social
Events Manager @ Greedy Reads. Gus McRae super-fan. I did the Bucks Tweet.
Zohran is extremely Obama coded (complimentary and derogatory) but even at his most palatable and cool and before it all went to shit you are actually an asshole Obama would never open a victory speech quoting fucking Euguene Debs. Like, that would be an impossibility.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Zohran is extremely Obama coded (complimentary and derogatory) but even at his most palatable and cool and before it all went to shit you are actually an asshole Obama would never open a victory speech quoting fucking Euguene Debs. Like, that would be an impossibility.
This guy sucks!
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This guy sucks!
Lucky 13
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lucky 13
Drone strike the ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Drone strike the ballroom
I think it's the best DiCaprio, Penn, and Del Toro have ever been. That's crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think it's the best DiCaprio, Penn, and Del Toro have ever been. That's crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.
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This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
I want to start a new life. With my valuable...hunting knife.
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I want to start a new life. With my valuable...hunting knife.
Joe McCarthy:
Commies...cmon man
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Joe McCarthy:
Lonesome fucking Dove
Let's be positive, what are 5 books you'd assign for a high school English class to get the kids on board with literature? I'll start
The Remains of the Day
Fatelessness
A Bend in the River
The Life & Times of Michael K
The Handmaid's Tale
The Remains of the Day
Fatelessness
A Bend in the River
The Life & Times of Michael K
The Handmaid's Tale
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Lonesome fucking Dove
This guy is a mess bro
Alec Baldwin addresses crashing wife Hilaria’s car into a ‘big fat tree’: ‘I’m fine’
Alec Baldwin addresses crashing wife Hilaria’s car into a ‘big fat tree’: ‘I’m fine’
The actor explained why he crashed his wife's car into a tree.
pagesix.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This guy is a mess bro
She in the racial chat posting feet.
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She in the racial chat posting feet.
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Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.
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Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
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It never saved money or had the intention to
It violated hundreds of laws, most notably privacy
It will cost more in the short and long term without a doubt
It will harm millions at home and kill millions abroad
The NYT are gormless whitewashing pricks
It violated hundreds of laws, most notably privacy
It will cost more in the short and long term without a doubt
It will harm millions at home and kill millions abroad
The NYT are gormless whitewashing pricks
Elon Musk’s DOGE never came close to cutting as much money by Sept. 30, when the government closes its books on the fiscal year, as he promised. Because its work has been obscured by crude accounting and White House maneuvers, it’s impossible to know how much DOGE actually did cut from the budget.
Not Even Congress Knows How Much Money DOGE Cut
Elon Musk’s team started a behind-the-scenes push for White House control over federal spending that is now an undercurrent of the government shutdown.
nyti.ms
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It never saved money or had the intention to
It violated hundreds of laws, most notably privacy
It will cost more in the short and long term without a doubt
It will harm millions at home and kill millions abroad
The NYT are gormless whitewashing pricks
It violated hundreds of laws, most notably privacy
It will cost more in the short and long term without a doubt
It will harm millions at home and kill millions abroad
The NYT are gormless whitewashing pricks
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"Yuta Watanabe"
October 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Yuta Watanabe"
Tfw you are @jamellebouie.net and want to get out of Baltimore but a local bookseller refuses to comply.
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Tfw you are @jamellebouie.net and want to get out of Baltimore but a local bookseller refuses to comply.
They are in a cult, they don’t care!
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
They are in a cult, they don’t care!
I kind of want to write about going to the Maryland Ren Fest. I haven’t wanted to write about anything personal in years. Maybe I’m different now. Maybe I’m just inspired by nerds. I don’t know.
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I kind of want to write about going to the Maryland Ren Fest. I haven’t wanted to write about anything personal in years. Maybe I’m different now. Maybe I’m just inspired by nerds. I don’t know.
Never forget Wesley Willis wrote a song about Bolt Thrower.
October 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Never forget Wesley Willis wrote a song about Bolt Thrower.
Haven’t been nominated for anything in my entire life but if I could win something and take a few hundred of James Patterson’s dollars I’d say well sir, I reckon that’s a life well spent.
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Haven’t been nominated for anything in my entire life but if I could win something and take a few hundred of James Patterson’s dollars I’d say well sir, I reckon that’s a life well spent.
This is the statement of a freak
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
National Guard presence may deter crime, but experts warn of the long-term costs
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is the statement of a freak
Be there or be a literal square
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Be there or be a literal square
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Baltimore friends! Tonight! 🥰
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Baltimore friends! Tonight! 🥰