Danny Bowes
@dannybowes.bsky.social
Serious intellectual. Gentleman of substance. Eminence grise of Antifa.
Walking around saying "it's fookin *wuthering*" to the cats until morale improves
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Walking around saying "it's fookin *wuthering*" to the cats until morale improves
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*slaps the hood of a skyscraper* you won't believe how much wuthering you can fit in this bad boy.
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
*slaps the hood of a skyscraper* you won't believe how much wuthering you can fit in this bad boy.
It is, has always been, and will always be Fuck Caramel
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It is, has always been, and will always be Fuck Caramel
They should change the format of the dunk contest next year, to wit:
1) a 2K MyPlayer no one has ever heard of before has three chances to do a dunk we've seen multiple times before
2) everyone on the internet *dunks on the player* for being derivative
3) the best post wins a cash prize
1) a 2K MyPlayer no one has ever heard of before has three chances to do a dunk we've seen multiple times before
2) everyone on the internet *dunks on the player* for being derivative
3) the best post wins a cash prize
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
They should change the format of the dunk contest next year, to wit:
1) a 2K MyPlayer no one has ever heard of before has three chances to do a dunk we've seen multiple times before
2) everyone on the internet *dunks on the player* for being derivative
3) the best post wins a cash prize
1) a 2K MyPlayer no one has ever heard of before has three chances to do a dunk we've seen multiple times before
2) everyone on the internet *dunks on the player* for being derivative
3) the best post wins a cash prize
2025-26 Knicks team of destiny
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
2025-26 Knicks team of destiny
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Snow is better in theory ("what if rain floated") than in practice ("fuck shit goddammit this sucks when the fuck is spring what the fuck are you looking at" etc)
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Snow is better in theory ("what if rain floated") than in practice ("fuck shit goddammit this sucks when the fuck is spring what the fuck are you looking at" etc)
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Realizing today that I've been on social media way too long, because I've already done all the good Valentine's Day bits ("Watch HAPPY TOGETHER," posting a photo of Eddie Murphy from TRADING PLACES, "The only good Valentine's candy is John" et al) multiple times at this late date.
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Realizing today that I've been on social media way too long, because I've already done all the good Valentine's Day bits ("Watch HAPPY TOGETHER," posting a photo of Eddie Murphy from TRADING PLACES, "The only good Valentine's candy is John" et al) multiple times at this late date.
Britain's last line of defence has fallen
Rescue cat renowned as chief mouser at UK’s Foreign Office dies in Bermuda
Rescue cat renowned as chief mouser at UK’s Foreign Office dies in Bermuda
Social media account for Palmerston, who retired in 2020, announces death of ‘Diplocat extraordinaire’
Palmerston, a rescue cat who became the chief mouser of the Foreign Office, has died in Bermuda.
The cat, adopted from Battersea Dogs & Cats Home, retired in 2020 after four years of service in Whitehall. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Britain's last line of defence has fallen
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
heh I forgot I tagged THE BLUE ANGEL "ever thus to collaborators" on Letterboxd
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
heh I forgot I tagged THE BLUE ANGEL "ever thus to collaborators" on Letterboxd
Huh, Disney+ has HEAT (1995, Mann) listed as a legal drama
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Huh, Disney+ has HEAT (1995, Mann) listed as a legal drama
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Gentlemen of substance, putting in work
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Gentlemen of substance, putting in work
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Of all the Warner Brothers contract players from the 40s, you proclaim a day in honor of Ronald Reagan? Really? Not Claude Raines? Not Barton MacLane? Not George Tobias? I call bullshit!
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Of all the Warner Brothers contract players from the 40s, you proclaim a day in honor of Ronald Reagan? Really? Not Claude Raines? Not Barton MacLane? Not George Tobias? I call bullshit!
Looking forward to the "remember when Gavin Fucking Newsom thought he was going to be president" jokes in a couple years (and, yes, I understand the conditions under which those jokes can be made, that's why I'm looking forward to them)
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Looking forward to the "remember when Gavin Fucking Newsom thought he was going to be president" jokes in a couple years (and, yes, I understand the conditions under which those jokes can be made, that's why I'm looking forward to them)
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The other day Manchester United’s co-owner Jim Ratcliffe said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants"….today there’s this billboard outside of Old Trafford 🔥….way to go Manchester 💪!
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The other day Manchester United’s co-owner Jim Ratcliffe said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants"….today there’s this billboard outside of Old Trafford 🔥….way to go Manchester 💪!
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WUTHERING HEIGHTS is really just an extended cautionary tale about the dangers of asking why the property you'd like to rent is currently available.
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
WUTHERING HEIGHTS is really just an extended cautionary tale about the dangers of asking why the property you'd like to rent is currently available.
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I don’t get why people feel the need to defend Gavin Newsom even if they say they don’t like Gavin Newsom when Gavin Newsom has not indicated in any polling that he’s a stronger candidate than anyone else. If he was running 10 points ahead of everyone I’d at least understand why it was happening.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I don’t get why people feel the need to defend Gavin Newsom even if they say they don’t like Gavin Newsom when Gavin Newsom has not indicated in any polling that he’s a stronger candidate than anyone else. If he was running 10 points ahead of everyone I’d at least understand why it was happening.
The problem with video games is too many of them are too hard and not enough of them involve driving around in a car armed to the teeth listening to Chet Baker
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The problem with video games is too many of them are too hard and not enough of them involve driving around in a car armed to the teeth listening to Chet Baker