Danny Bowes
@dannybowes.bsky.social
Serious intellectual. Gentleman of substance. Eminence grise of Antifa.
Contract killer with a tenuous hold on reality
Decent chance I get killed by Dudley Smith
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Contract killer with a tenuous hold on reality
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Sadly, my internet's taking a shit, so the remaining 2 hours and 12 minutes will have to wait
Just remembered I never saw MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8: THE "LAST" ONE, so let's see if I can remember seeing it after watching it
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sadly, my internet's taking a shit, so the remaining 2 hours and 12 minutes will have to wait
Just remembered I never saw MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8: THE "LAST" ONE, so let's see if I can remember seeing it after watching it
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just remembered I never saw MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8: THE "LAST" ONE, so let's see if I can remember seeing it after watching it
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It’s really funny to see people get mad about historical accuracy in the Odyssey adaptation because there’s a cyclops in that story. There’s a witch who turns men into pig. gods are literally real and manifest physically. It’s okay if there’s a black guy.
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s really funny to see people get mad about historical accuracy in the Odyssey adaptation because there’s a cyclops in that story. There’s a witch who turns men into pig. gods are literally real and manifest physically. It’s okay if there’s a black guy.
As much as it pains me to admit when angry mobs of annoying shitheads on the internet are, in the manner of a broken clock, actually right about something: Football Manager 26 actually is very bad
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
As much as it pains me to admit when angry mobs of annoying shitheads on the internet are, in the manner of a broken clock, actually right about something: Football Manager 26 actually is very bad
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
There's something almost touching about orchestrating and executing a multi-decade plan to attain functionally limitless power and then getting all in your feelings that nobody likes you.
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's something almost touching about orchestrating and executing a multi-decade plan to attain functionally limitless power and then getting all in your feelings that nobody likes you.
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it’s pretty nuts how a throwaway line in so many stories about various public figures is like “btw the president of the united states said this person should be killed”
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it’s pretty nuts how a throwaway line in so many stories about various public figures is like “btw the president of the united states said this person should be killed”
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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This was the alternate ending to EX MACHINA.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This was the alternate ending to EX MACHINA.
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
Rewatching the X-Files pilot. My odd unsettled mood is cured.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rewatching the X-Files pilot. My odd unsettled mood is cured.
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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Back in June, I tagged along with the legendary Mira Nair for an afternoon canvass in Richmond Hill. Production delays (by yours truly) kept this from coming out during the election, but we wanted to share this one with you for the holidays. I hope you enjoy it - this is one of my favorites.
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Back in June, I tagged along with the legendary Mira Nair for an afternoon canvass in Richmond Hill. Production delays (by yours truly) kept this from coming out during the election, but we wanted to share this one with you for the holidays. I hope you enjoy it - this is one of my favorites.
Pitch: a utopian SF short film, maybe 10-15 minutes, about Stephen Miller getting convicted and sent to gen pop
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Pitch: a utopian SF short film, maybe 10-15 minutes, about Stephen Miller getting convicted and sent to gen pop
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
Time to delve into a rich holiday season metatext
I of course refer to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER (1990, Harlin)
I of course refer to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER (1990, Harlin)
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Time to delve into a rich holiday season metatext
I of course refer to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER (1990, Harlin)
I of course refer to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER (1990, Harlin)
Getting cooked by Andy Rooney for not knowing what floor I was heading to at the CBS News building
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Getting cooked by Andy Rooney for not knowing what floor I was heading to at the CBS News building
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
Anyway that's enough dumbass sports posting for 2025
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anyway that's enough dumbass sports posting for 2025
Tyler Kolek: Knicks' best white guy since....Dave DeBusschere?
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tyler Kolek: Knicks' best white guy since....Dave DeBusschere?
Knicks hit the egg nog a little too hard last night
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Knicks hit the egg nog a little too hard last night
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Happy Shane Black Day, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy Shane Black Day, everyone.