DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
· Nov 7
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
A 1940s MAN WHO HAS JUST BEEN TOLD SOMETHING UTTERLY SOUL-CRUSHING:
“Saaaaaay!”
“Saaaaaay!”
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
A 1940s MAN WHO HAS JUST BEEN TOLD SOMETHING UTTERLY SOUL-CRUSHING:
“Saaaaaay!”
“Saaaaaay!”
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
Happy first and third-to-last day of your journal
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Happy first and third-to-last day of your journal
What jazz song sounds the most like an illegal sex act and why is it “East St. Louis Toodle-Oo”
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
What jazz song sounds the most like an illegal sex act and why is it “East St. Louis Toodle-Oo”
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If you hit “play” on that prestige series your friend recommended to you right now, it will start getting good exactly at midnight
December 31, 2024 at 11:18 PM
If you hit “play” on that prestige series your friend recommended to you right now, it will start getting good exactly at midnight
I used the word “classy” too many times but the point stands
Shortcut to classy grown-up NYE playlist: on your preferred evil streaming service, radio based on Ella Fitzgerald’s version of “Begin The Beguine.”
You think Tony Kushner listens to it every opening night cause it’s NOT classy?
You think Tony Kushner listens to it every opening night cause it’s NOT classy?
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I used the word “classy” too many times but the point stands
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[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop
December 28, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop
MARTY SUPREME is about a Marty that comes with sour cream
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
MARTY SUPREME is about a Marty that comes with sour cream
If you learn one thing from old movies, it’s that there used to be a lot more little decorative cannons around
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you learn one thing from old movies, it’s that there used to be a lot more little decorative cannons around
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This is a @dcpierson.bsky.social "Architect of New York" bit
Sadly I didn’t get any juicy media gossip at any of the NYC media parties but this woman who works for the city government told me that they once considered putting rat birth control in ricotta cheese around the subway to control the rat population
they called it rat cannoli
they called it rat cannoli
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is a @dcpierson.bsky.social "Architect of New York" bit
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this isn’t tied to a specific episode (I’m listening to a recent one with the great @dcpierson.bsky.social ) but a general reminder: @itschristmastown.bsky.social is the perfect podcast for celebrating the holiday season through the cheerfully baffled riffing of some very funny people.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
this isn’t tied to a specific episode (I’m listening to a recent one with the great @dcpierson.bsky.social ) but a general reminder: @itschristmastown.bsky.social is the perfect podcast for celebrating the holiday season through the cheerfully baffled riffing of some very funny people.
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Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
EMOTIONAL STATES, FROM LEAST TO MOST DIRE:
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
EMOTIONAL STATES, FROM LEAST TO MOST DIRE:
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
No pharmacy section name goes harder than “Pain & Sleep”
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
No pharmacy section name goes harder than “Pain & Sleep”
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
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Though I seem catatonic, I am even now engaged in forbidden thought experiments such as “what if the Dropkick Murphys were from New Mexico”
June 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Though I seem catatonic, I am even now engaged in forbidden thought experiments such as “what if the Dropkick Murphys were from New Mexico”
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Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live