manic pixie dickgirl
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listen to my ambient/drone music: prayermountain.bandcamp.com
listen to my ambient/drone music: prayermountain.bandcamp.com
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Prayer Requests '25, by Prayer Mountain
23 track album
prayermountain.bandcamp.com
Happy New Year!
im proud to announce my first prayer mountain mixtape, Prayer Requests '25, is officially out! 55 minutes of angel music, remixes, jams, and unreleased tracks from Prayer Mountain
prayermountain.bandcamp.com/album/prayer...
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im proud to announce my first prayer mountain mixtape, Prayer Requests '25, is officially out! 55 minutes of angel music, remixes, jams, and unreleased tracks from Prayer Mountain
prayermountain.bandcamp.com/album/prayer...
🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽
ive learned that doing the kpop finger heart is a rly good way to upset my fellow millenials
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
ive learned that doing the kpop finger heart is a rly good way to upset my fellow millenials
yeah i guess you didn't know but they're called kraft SINGLES bc they're for unmarried ADULTS, but sure, enjoy the fucking grilled cheese, kid 😾
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
yeah i guess you didn't know but they're called kraft SINGLES bc they're for unmarried ADULTS, but sure, enjoy the fucking grilled cheese, kid 😾
rly not liking the way this dr. house guy treats his patients, coworkers, and boyfriend, even if he does have a lot of problems of his own, but I can't rly argue with his results
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
rly not liking the way this dr. house guy treats his patients, coworkers, and boyfriend, even if he does have a lot of problems of his own, but I can't rly argue with his results
for this to absolutely hit right i would've needed someone to say "I don't know, why *do* mermaids like bossa nova guitar?" between the setup and punchline
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
for this to absolutely hit right i would've needed someone to say "I don't know, why *do* mermaids like bossa nova guitar?" between the setup and punchline
why do mermaids like bossa nova guitar? 🧜♀️🇧🇷💁♀️
because of all the SHELL chords! 🐚🎸🎶
because of all the SHELL chords! 🐚🎸🎶
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
why do mermaids like bossa nova guitar? 🧜♀️🇧🇷💁♀️
because of all the SHELL chords! 🐚🎸🎶
because of all the SHELL chords! 🐚🎸🎶
congrats! 🎉🎉 I can't decide bc i think my current drawstring has another year left at least but I rly want that new string smell again 😿
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
congrats! 🎉🎉 I can't decide bc i think my current drawstring has another year left at least but I rly want that new string smell again 😿
surgeries i want to get
- orchi
- breast aug
- BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
- CDL (Columbian Dick Lift)
- CBD (Chilean Boob Droop)
- frontal lobotomy
- full frontal lobotomy
- tasteful lobotomy
- cut off one toectomy
- exploratory arthroscopic knee surgery
- butthole drawstring restringing surgery
- orchi
- breast aug
- BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
- CDL (Columbian Dick Lift)
- CBD (Chilean Boob Droop)
- frontal lobotomy
- full frontal lobotomy
- tasteful lobotomy
- cut off one toectomy
- exploratory arthroscopic knee surgery
- butthole drawstring restringing surgery
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
surgeries i want to get
- orchi
- breast aug
- BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
- CDL (Columbian Dick Lift)
- CBD (Chilean Boob Droop)
- frontal lobotomy
- full frontal lobotomy
- tasteful lobotomy
- cut off one toectomy
- exploratory arthroscopic knee surgery
- butthole drawstring restringing surgery
- orchi
- breast aug
- BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
- CDL (Columbian Dick Lift)
- CBD (Chilean Boob Droop)
- frontal lobotomy
- full frontal lobotomy
- tasteful lobotomy
- cut off one toectomy
- exploratory arthroscopic knee surgery
- butthole drawstring restringing surgery
on behalf of the Hometown Food Company marketing department and the Boyardi estate, I am happy to announce our new plant-based canned pasta brand extension, "Chxf Theyardee" 🎉
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
on behalf of the Hometown Food Company marketing department and the Boyardi estate, I am happy to announce our new plant-based canned pasta brand extension, "Chxf Theyardee" 🎉
i think every dorm has to have one, the cato institute issues them to universities or smth
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i think every dorm has to have one, the cato institute issues them to universities or smth
Reposted by manic pixie dickgirl
people might not know this but sweeney is quoting an iconic libertarian thinker, "the ancap guy who lived in yr dorm freshman year and spent a week crying angry tears to anyone who would listen bc reddit banned r/jailbait and then you moved monday night smash bros to Jake's room without telling him"
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
people might not know this but sweeney is quoting an iconic libertarian thinker, "the ancap guy who lived in yr dorm freshman year and spent a week crying angry tears to anyone who would listen bc reddit banned r/jailbait and then you moved monday night smash bros to Jake's room without telling him"
ok well just a minute ago when *you* came up with the idea of putting ramen toppings on top of tortellini soup I was like 🤯
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
ok well just a minute ago when *you* came up with the idea of putting ramen toppings on top of tortellini soup I was like 🤯
little gay noodle lunch is back bb 😸
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
little gay noodle lunch is back bb 😸
there is a 3 story tall latin jazz bandleader who lives in my neighborhood and I have to sneak around v carefully or else she'll grab me up and use me in a concert
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
there is a 3 story tall latin jazz bandleader who lives in my neighborhood and I have to sneak around v carefully or else she'll grab me up and use me in a concert
when i do a standing front flip you can hear them rattling around in there
how do other guitarists keep themselves from swallowing the pick????? im sick of having to go buy more bc I swallowed them all!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
when i do a standing front flip you can hear them rattling around in there
how do other guitarists keep themselves from swallowing the pick????? im sick of having to go buy more bc I swallowed them all!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
how do other guitarists keep themselves from swallowing the pick????? im sick of having to go buy more bc I swallowed them all!!!!!
no just coffee but if i went to the store i might get one of the fake mountain dew ones idk
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
no just coffee but if i went to the store i might get one of the fake mountain dew ones idk
what do you think im washing this crap down with?
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
what do you think im washing this crap down with?
im sorry barkstie i would share if it wouldn't kill you 😿
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
im sorry barkstie i would share if it wouldn't kill you 😿
nobody's making or breaking their fiber goals with dark chocolate but considering we're talking abt candy that's not too bad
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
nobody's making or breaking their fiber goals with dark chocolate but considering we're talking abt candy that's not too bad
dark chocolate having fiber sounds so fake but this little bar i got has 2g for a 20g serving?
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
dark chocolate having fiber sounds so fake but this little bar i got has 2g for a 20g serving?
people might not know this but sweeney is quoting an iconic libertarian thinker, "the ancap guy who lived in yr dorm freshman year and spent a week crying angry tears to anyone who would listen bc reddit banned r/jailbait and then you moved monday night smash bros to Jake's room without telling him"
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
people might not know this but sweeney is quoting an iconic libertarian thinker, "the ancap guy who lived in yr dorm freshman year and spent a week crying angry tears to anyone who would listen bc reddit banned r/jailbait and then you moved monday night smash bros to Jake's room without telling him"
Reposted by manic pixie dickgirl
Reposted by manic pixie dickgirl
most people would have a think but if yr brains are made of shit then you take one
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
most people would have a think but if yr brains are made of shit then you take one
writing a song called "black coffee baby" abt a baby who drinks black coffee
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
writing a song called "black coffee baby" abt a baby who drinks black coffee
most people would have a think but if yr brains are made of shit then you take one
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
most people would have a think but if yr brains are made of shit then you take one