Olivia Cathcart
@ohhcathcart.bsky.social
I write about comedy, movies, and TV, most recently for Paste Magazine. Yes, my dog and I have matching Hawaiian shirts.
www.oliviacathcart.com
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It’s not the worst part of the emails, but I can’t handle the way these rich pedos type. Cats walking across keyboards write more clearly.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s not the worst part of the emails, but I can’t handle the way these rich pedos type. Cats walking across keyboards write more clearly.
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Well, I don’t like that sporting outcome. But surely West Ham won’t disappoint me tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Well, I don’t like that sporting outcome. But surely West Ham won’t disappoint me tomorrow.
Eh kinda shitty week of football but CARLOS SAINZ GOT A PODIUM IN A WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Eh kinda shitty week of football but CARLOS SAINZ GOT A PODIUM IN A WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!
I can’t tell if sports folks are cheering on Ga Tech or Brentford…
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I can’t tell if sports folks are cheering on Ga Tech or Brentford…
West Ham wins and baby Hadjar gets his first podium! Good day for sports (if I ignore my 4 personal horrors that happened that race).
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
West Ham wins and baby Hadjar gets his first podium! Good day for sports (if I ignore my 4 personal horrors that happened that race).
The NFL’s attempt to use Olivia Rodrigo’s music in commercials is hilarious. They can only play two words at a time before it’s clear the song is about cute boys.
August 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The NFL’s attempt to use Olivia Rodrigo’s music in commercials is hilarious. They can only play two words at a time before it’s clear the song is about cute boys.
I’d love these West Ham third kits if they didn’t have the collar. I know many love them but that’s because they’re wearing them to the office on casual Friday and not the pitch.
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’d love these West Ham third kits if they didn’t have the collar. I know many love them but that’s because they’re wearing them to the office on casual Friday and not the pitch.
OI! Can West Ham beat a team that’s been out of the premier league for years, or will the sadness continue? Find out at 10
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
OI! Can West Ham beat a team that’s been out of the premier league for years, or will the sadness continue? Find out at 10
FPL team reveal, bb. Always nice when having at least 1 player from the team you support isn’t wishful thinking (hopefully).
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
FPL team reveal, bb. Always nice when having at least 1 player from the team you support isn’t wishful thinking (hopefully).
“THATS PROPER ENGLISH!” I enjoy a dainty yet passionate sports celebration
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“THATS PROPER ENGLISH!” I enjoy a dainty yet passionate sports celebration
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New album out today on @aspecialthing.bsky.social Thank you to everyone who ever gave me stage time, everyone who ever laughed, everyone who ever recoiled, the sun, the moon and the stars
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July 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
New album out today on @aspecialthing.bsky.social Thank you to everyone who ever gave me stage time, everyone who ever laughed, everyone who ever recoiled, the sun, the moon and the stars
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“DOWN YOU GO, HORN!”
“DOWN YOU GO, HORN!”
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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“DOWN YOU GO, HORN!”
“DOWN YOU GO, HORN!”
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Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease
June 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease
A lot of people who said “fuck the ny times, even wordle!” last week are now posting “here’s my favorite movies!” using their template.
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A lot of people who said “fuck the ny times, even wordle!” last week are now posting “here’s my favorite movies!” using their template.
Bluesky won’t truly be great until we can bully MARTA on here.
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Bluesky won’t truly be great until we can bully MARTA on here.
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Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel
TikTok must have redone their algorithm because it’s full of jesus-y ai slop, bots, and, in one case, a pro incest couple? My last fave is a gingerbread Bobs Burgers restaurant, what is going on?
June 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
TikTok must have redone their algorithm because it’s full of jesus-y ai slop, bots, and, in one case, a pro incest couple? My last fave is a gingerbread Bobs Burgers restaurant, what is going on?
What is the ROI on these elaborate novelty popcorn buckets?
June 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What is the ROI on these elaborate novelty popcorn buckets?
Normally a comedian’s monster behavior being an “open secret” means, oh if you’re around this industry you’ll hear chatter, and not, there’s a documentary and touring show about this guy pulling the pants off teenagers.
June 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Normally a comedian’s monster behavior being an “open secret” means, oh if you’re around this industry you’ll hear chatter, and not, there’s a documentary and touring show about this guy pulling the pants off teenagers.
I actually think living in rural areas is bad for you mentally. You’re so isolated with little engagement, few options for everything. I’d rather have a decent apartment in a city than a big house that’s a 15min drive to the one coffee shop in town and 30min to the one hospital.
June 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I actually think living in rural areas is bad for you mentally. You’re so isolated with little engagement, few options for everything. I’d rather have a decent apartment in a city than a big house that’s a 15min drive to the one coffee shop in town and 30min to the one hospital.
Verstappen getting driver of the day after all those collision shenanigans is hilarious
June 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Verstappen getting driver of the day after all those collision shenanigans is hilarious
Watching the new Taskmaster: Matthew Baynton is like if Mark Watson was good at this.
June 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Watching the new Taskmaster: Matthew Baynton is like if Mark Watson was good at this.