Your Comic Muse
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So, librarians, do you have a contingency plan for when these goons enter your facility? You might not be able to block access to a public building, but how are you alerting your patrons? Do you have a plan to get them out safely? Because you should.
Your tax dollars hard at work in Minnesota at the library! Notsee LARPers everywhere these days getting those government paychecks
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So, librarians, do you have a contingency plan for when these goons enter your facility? You might not be able to block access to a public building, but how are you alerting your patrons? Do you have a plan to get them out safely? Because you should.
And Bill Clinton who backed Cuomo even after Zohran won the primary, and Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and all the other neolib "Democrats" who refused to acknowledge or support Zohran better not show their goddamn faces there. They can watch it on TV at Hillary Clinton's mansion. Motherfuckers.
I want to be there so bad I could cry. I've been a Bernie backer and to SO many Bernie rallies for years it would mean so much to me. But I have to work.
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
Senator Bernie Sanders will administer the oath of office to New York City’s Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani during his public swearing-in ceremony at City Hall on January 1. trib.al/ylTzosO
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And Bill Clinton who backed Cuomo even after Zohran won the primary, and Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and all the other neolib "Democrats" who refused to acknowledge or support Zohran better not show their goddamn faces there. They can watch it on TV at Hillary Clinton's mansion. Motherfuckers.
I want to be there so bad I could cry. I've been a Bernie backer and to SO many Bernie rallies for years it would mean so much to me. But I have to work.
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
Senator Bernie Sanders will administer the oath of office to New York City’s Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani during his public swearing-in ceremony at City Hall on January 1. trib.al/ylTzosO
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I want to be there so bad I could cry. I've been a Bernie backer and to SO many Bernie rallies for years it would mean so much to me. But I have to work.
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
To all my fellow Bernie people who get to go, I am so envious. Have a blast for me! God knows we've earned it!❤️
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Gift rhymes with GRIFT. Ask an Army brat lyricist
If you know anyone in the military, please share this with them.
The Convicted FElon's $1776 bonus check for military is coming from their monthly housing allowance. So they will get less money for housing. Also the bonus check will be taxable income. They are getting screw.
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The Convicted FElon's $1776 bonus check for military is coming from their monthly housing allowance. So they will get less money for housing. Also the bonus check will be taxable income. They are getting screw.
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Trump's ‘Warrior Dividend’ Payments Are A MASSIVE Scam
YouTube video by Farron Balanced
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December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gift rhymes with GRIFT. Ask an Army brat lyricist
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Took a quick work break to go outside, look up, and yell “Let it snow!”
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Took a quick work break to go outside, look up, and yell “Let it snow!”
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Well, the Denver Nuggets are done, finished, over.
For me, this is almost as much fun as waiting for the Denver Broncos to be beaten like a rug by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
These are the good old days.
For me, this is almost as much fun as waiting for the Denver Broncos to be beaten like a rug by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
These are the good old days.
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well, the Denver Nuggets are done, finished, over.
For me, this is almost as much fun as waiting for the Denver Broncos to be beaten like a rug by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
These are the good old days.
For me, this is almost as much fun as waiting for the Denver Broncos to be beaten like a rug by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
These are the good old days.
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Sarah Cooper is back. 👏
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sarah Cooper is back. 👏
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What is the actual plan for this? AI magically starts producing new industries that don’t exist in the next three months? The unemployed who have never done construction work start doing construction work? Nothing is pointing in this direction, except for elite spending on tennis seats and gambling.
Rep. Michael Rulli: "I think we're really gonna see an economy hopefully by Easter that is roaring"
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What is the actual plan for this? AI magically starts producing new industries that don’t exist in the next three months? The unemployed who have never done construction work start doing construction work? Nothing is pointing in this direction, except for elite spending on tennis seats and gambling.
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Netanyahu: We've never had a friend like President Trump in the White House. It's not even close. I think Israel is very blessed to have President Trump leading the United States.
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Netanyahu: We've never had a friend like President Trump in the White House. It's not even close. I think Israel is very blessed to have President Trump leading the United States.
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
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Over on the Everything App, users are encouraging Grok to make AI generated images of Trump cutting Elon Musk’s throat on the late Jeffrey Epstein’s island.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Over on the Everything App, users are encouraging Grok to make AI generated images of Trump cutting Elon Musk’s throat on the late Jeffrey Epstein’s island.
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Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
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Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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Donald Trump is pressuring Ukraine to surrender on behalf of Russia. Anything else is a lie.
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Donald Trump is pressuring Ukraine to surrender on behalf of Russia. Anything else is a lie.
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yo @washingtonpost.com this takes THREE bylines?
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
yo @washingtonpost.com this takes THREE bylines?
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EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
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Greene's insane conspiratorial bigotry is framed as "unrepentant pugilism" by the Times, who clearly wants to aid her faux-religious image rehab for her Presidential run
I'd genuinely be embarrassed to work at this paper
I'd genuinely be embarrassed to work at this paper
Sorry but you do not, under absolutely any circumstances, gotta hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Greene's insane conspiratorial bigotry is framed as "unrepentant pugilism" by the Times, who clearly wants to aid her faux-religious image rehab for her Presidential run
I'd genuinely be embarrassed to work at this paper
I'd genuinely be embarrassed to work at this paper
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
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Hello, Elon Musk!
Just a couple of questions for you:
Just a couple of questions for you:
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hello, Elon Musk!
Just a couple of questions for you:
Just a couple of questions for you:
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Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
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Why was the Trump administration surveilling one of the journalists who broke the Epstein story?
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why was the Trump administration surveilling one of the journalists who broke the Epstein story?
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"You can't be in charge of anything if you're a terrified little girl"
Tucker Carlson and Gaetz can fuck all the way off.
Tucker Carlson and Gaetz can fuck all the way off.
Matt Gaetz complains to Tucker Carlson that prior to January 6, AOC was a friendly colleague to House Republicans, but that after January 6 she went cold.
Gaetz also refers to AOC as a performance artist, and Tucker calls her a “scared little girl.”
Gaetz also refers to AOC as a performance artist, and Tucker calls her a “scared little girl.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"You can't be in charge of anything if you're a terrified little girl"
Tucker Carlson and Gaetz can fuck all the way off.
Tucker Carlson and Gaetz can fuck all the way off.
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That video floating around of the AI girlfriend that never says no makes me want to shove others into a jet engine.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
That video floating around of the AI girlfriend that never says no makes me want to shove others into a jet engine.