Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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15-year-old niece showed me her new analog watch and after complimenting it my first question was "do you know how to read it?"
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
15-year-old niece showed me her new analog watch and after complimenting it my first question was "do you know how to read it?"
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how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
doing Dad stuff
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
doing Dad stuff
feedbags r lowkey goated when having hooves for hands is the vibe
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
feedbags r lowkey goated when having hooves for hands is the vibe
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one day my kids will take away my phone and put me in a home and then some poor underpaid aid will have to listen to me say things like jorkin it or gooning
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
one day my kids will take away my phone and put me in a home and then some poor underpaid aid will have to listen to me say things like jorkin it or gooning
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Think I'm gonna grow out may favorite chin hair for the new year. Maybe dye it a fun color too.
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Think I'm gonna grow out may favorite chin hair for the new year. Maybe dye it a fun color too.
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My new pocket watch doesn’t even work & I’m not fixin it because fuck time, but you better believe I’m gonna pull it out & tell ppl whatever time it feels like
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My new pocket watch doesn’t even work & I’m not fixin it because fuck time, but you better believe I’m gonna pull it out & tell ppl whatever time it feels like
sometimes I’ll just grab a fuckin orange and make juice with my mouth idgaf
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
sometimes I’ll just grab a fuckin orange and make juice with my mouth idgaf
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why isn’t there a gogurt style on-the-go spaghetti yet
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
why isn’t there a gogurt style on-the-go spaghetti yet
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Forcing farts out of my ass until I get abs
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Forcing farts out of my ass until I get abs
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Cooking at someone else's house is low-key goated when frustration is the vibe
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cooking at someone else's house is low-key goated when frustration is the vibe
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This hand soap smells like the men's department of a high end department store in the 1980s...in a good way
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This hand soap smells like the men's department of a high end department store in the 1980s...in a good way
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Forget the sexual situations and coarse language, someone should’ve warned me about the catchy theme music
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Forget the sexual situations and coarse language, someone should’ve warned me about the catchy theme music
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An empire built on the small victories of surviving to the end of the day.
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
An empire built on the small victories of surviving to the end of the day.
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rummaging through your mind for the good stuff
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
rummaging through your mind for the good stuff
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Went 13 days without being blocked by a stranger and wondered if I was being me hard enough.
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went 13 days without being blocked by a stranger and wondered if I was being me hard enough.
took all the kids bowling and got 4 strikes in a row for the first time ever, hell yeah
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
took all the kids bowling and got 4 strikes in a row for the first time ever, hell yeah
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Welcome to my home. I'll show you around and introduce you to my various piles
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Welcome to my home. I'll show you around and introduce you to my various piles
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Gonna roll down a steep hill covered in snow and progressively turn into larger and larger snow ball until I take out part of the town later if anyone wants to join me
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gonna roll down a steep hill covered in snow and progressively turn into larger and larger snow ball until I take out part of the town later if anyone wants to join me
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In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory
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Why would you spell out and when you can draw a swirly swoop thing that looks like a lil person w their fine booty on the floor reading something & & & & & & & &
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why would you spell out and when you can draw a swirly swoop thing that looks like a lil person w their fine booty on the floor reading something & & & & & & & &
octopus is like a voltron of 12 hundred shrimp
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
octopus is like a voltron of 12 hundred shrimp
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it's my so called wonderful life
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
it's my so called wonderful life
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I love a fancy British narrator that pronounces 'children' like 'chewldrin'.
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I love a fancy British narrator that pronounces 'children' like 'chewldrin'.