Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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Charles Dickens would’ve loved Time Cop
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Charles Dickens would’ve loved Time Cop
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Every Pokémon evolves into a ghost eventually
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every Pokémon evolves into a ghost eventually
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
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finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
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I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
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If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
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I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
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Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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All goals can be lofty if you store them in a hayloft
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All goals can be lofty if you store them in a hayloft
