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etbeeegood.bsky.social
Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion

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I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
I’m holding a little red scarf between my dry thumb and index finger outside at night, there’s snow on the ground
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I have sort of a lighter patch of gray under a darker patch. Still, pretty neat
Grey night sky over a treetop silhouette
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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waiting for my potatobot
Black and white pouty face pig tail kid meme
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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“It depends on which chunk of vampire you sew on there
the Meryl Streep shouting meme
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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it snode
A snow dusted coniferous tree in a snow covered yard
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Oof, I’m getting schooled about the true Christmas worm on this one and Im grateful to learn 🙂‍↕️ @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Tusk Jenkins reply to my Christmas worm skeet with a pic of Richard Scarry’s worm Christmas book cover, not the first time I’ve been compared to anything scary or wormlike
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Han Solo saying “I Know” before he’s dipped in carbonite
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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bye bye 🥲
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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lil high five
I’m holding a little plastic hand
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I’m in my 40s and still finding new fruits, wtf is this even
I’m holding a large round green fruit that’s the size of a grapefruit
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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more details please
A skeleton with its hand on its chin like it’s waiting to hear more details
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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coyotes are feeling it
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Shoegaze Sunday

working on a new song
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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just got a visit from Terry the Slug of Darkness, he said to tell you “blorpslorp”
I’m holding up a piece of bark with an amber colored slug on it and it’s eyes are popping out and you can see its mouth about to bite a splinter of wood
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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heading to a pizza party
I’m wearing a Jack’s frozen pizza box like a mask
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My 2 precious boys by the masterful @lerouxed.bsky.social

Thank yoouuuu 💚😭
2 paintings, one of Gollum with a fish and one of E.T. in women’s clothes, sipping a Coors and smoking a cig with a black eye
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I hear this voice every time I read my own skeets
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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my wife got me a cute wine cup
A wine glass that’s a skull and the stem is a spine
October 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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thanks for the tip, bread bag
A bag of sliced bread with a picture of a toaster on it that says “toast me!”
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more
I’m wearing a Freddy Krueger glove with spoons instead of knives
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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😆 me too
Middle aged Dan in a Jar Jar Binks “EXSQUEEZE ME” crop top
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I love this button
an Apple phone “decline phone call” button
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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saw some AT-AT walkers
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Had to hang my sign back up
a sign in a window that says “WELCOME FRIEND. I like chipmunks inside of this house. I have more peanuts.” There’s a drawing of Dale from Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers.
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM