Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
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If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
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I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
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Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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All goals can be lofty if you store them in a hayloft
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All goals can be lofty if you store them in a hayloft
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what color are the Predator's loads
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
what color are the Predator's loads
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I have developed forearm muscles that have the appearance of someone who might habitually jerk off
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have developed forearm muscles that have the appearance of someone who might habitually jerk off
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to my new followers- are you a ghost? you have to tell me if you’re a ghost, or else it’s entrapment
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
to my new followers- are you a ghost? you have to tell me if you’re a ghost, or else it’s entrapment
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video games didn't turn me violent but they did teach me not to stand in fire
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
video games didn't turn me violent but they did teach me not to stand in fire
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"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
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I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.
arugula Popeye
(he wears glasses)
(he wears glasses)
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
arugula Popeye
(he wears glasses)
(he wears glasses)
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become unspeakable
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
become unspeakable
“apple a day keeps Dr. away” ok are you secretly a horse?
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
“apple a day keeps Dr. away” ok are you secretly a horse?