Betsy Wetsy
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
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Betsy Wetsy
@betsyross.bsky.social
· Aug 12
decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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Went to the eye doctor and they dilated my eyes. Now I’m driving to work like a Beanie Boo behind the wheel.
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Went to the eye doctor and they dilated my eyes. Now I’m driving to work like a Beanie Boo behind the wheel.
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after a shitty day took the dog out in the pouring rain and now he’s doing zoomies all over the house and I guess what I’m saying is get yourself a dog
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
after a shitty day took the dog out in the pouring rain and now he’s doing zoomies all over the house and I guess what I’m saying is get yourself a dog
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Bad Bunny suggests the existence of Good Goat
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Bad Bunny suggests the existence of Good Goat
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Someone should be doing hourly reminders for us to unclench our jaws
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Someone should be doing hourly reminders for us to unclench our jaws
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*dissociation mode activated
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
*dissociation mode activated
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Is there a compilation somewhere of Larry the Downing St cat showing absolute disdain for visitors? (preferably with violence).
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Is there a compilation somewhere of Larry the Downing St cat showing absolute disdain for visitors? (preferably with violence).
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here’s my dog. no reason.
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
here’s my dog. no reason.
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I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
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ive known my fair share of postmen - all crazy.
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
ive known my fair share of postmen - all crazy.
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Seems bad
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Seems bad
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I'm ambimexstrous. I can make a total disaster with either hand.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'm ambimexstrous. I can make a total disaster with either hand.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
post something beautiful to combat the awful
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
post something beautiful to combat the awful
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Hey! How come I have a bunch of dicks following me all of a sudden. You can take this literally or metaphorically, I don't judge.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Hey! How come I have a bunch of dicks following me all of a sudden. You can take this literally or metaphorically, I don't judge.
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Strange ladies don't take you in and give you breakfast like they used to.
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Strange ladies don't take you in and give you breakfast like they used to.
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Sheets should have thumb holes to keep bed partners from stealing them overnight
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sheets should have thumb holes to keep bed partners from stealing them overnight
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if only there were some place i could vent
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
if only there were some place i could vent
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every time i read the word doing
every
fucken
time
every
fucken
time
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
every time i read the word doing
every
fucken
time
every
fucken
time
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post something beautiful to combat the awful
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
post something beautiful to combat the awful
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anyone told him we cant afford real food
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
anyone told him we cant afford real food
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*leaves porch light on for you*
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
*leaves porch light on for you*
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