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Betsy Wetsy
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decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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Have you ever lived in a song?

Which one?
September 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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All pie's good pie
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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The commercial wih the woman who realizes her mother has alzheimer's because she started cursing suggests no one will ever fucking realize if I have alzheimer's.
April 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Them: What’s it feel like to be old?

Me: Imagine you are melting and mostly invisible
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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do you have a moment to speak about my crash out
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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I had a couple of cookies.
I recommend this to everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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I could make you blush like a slut everyday.
-me at the psych ward talking to a wall
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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That’s me at the Kroger,
That’s me at the Shop Rite
Shopping for my kitchen
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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lol I’ve been having periods for over twenty years at this point yet still every time I am breathless from a particularly bitey cramp, I remember that the book which told me the best way to deal with pain (SIMILAR TO LABOUR ) was written by a man who said to try yoga and to continue my daily life.
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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the color on the new leaf on my thai is *chefs kiss
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Just me and my coffee and my little doodle houses. Is this peace?
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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*Paints your picture from my dreams*
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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The rat's nest in my hair stays there as a reminder and tribute to our tiny mammal ancestors' excellent survival instincts.
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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on a budget so i can’t smoke the weed that makes me hungry
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Today, we rested. We finally learned how to let things be.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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I didn't think we should elect any more people who are too old to like David Bowie
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Like you, I woke up this morning with mixed feelings of, what in the sinister, conspiratorial actual fuck is going on in this world and will the Pats D force a late turnover to beat the Seahawks tonight?
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Let me know when you get back from church, I have the funniest thing to tell you guys
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
if I ran a farm, I would engage the fuck out of everyday
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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I insult my enemies in condescending order.
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Watching the Olympics: i wonder how much fried bologna sandwiches are there
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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you make me feel so jung
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM