Muffin Top Momma 🍪
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Pinned
When you don't belong anywhere
You can literally go everywhere
You can literally go everywhere
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“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
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Be strong
Be safe
Be smart
Be careful
No matter what path you good souls choose at this point, know that you are loved and appreciated. Respected.
I am proud of you all.
Be safe
Be smart
Be careful
No matter what path you good souls choose at this point, know that you are loved and appreciated. Respected.
I am proud of you all.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Be strong
Be safe
Be smart
Be careful
No matter what path you good souls choose at this point, know that you are loved and appreciated. Respected.
I am proud of you all.
Be safe
Be smart
Be careful
No matter what path you good souls choose at this point, know that you are loved and appreciated. Respected.
I am proud of you all.
It's really hard keeping the wheels on the bus when everyone's stupid
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It's really hard keeping the wheels on the bus when everyone's stupid
I wish Tim were our dad...
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I wish Tim were our dad...
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maga granny kicks ass. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Former ‘Maga Granny’ refuses to accept Trump’s pardon for actions on January 6
Pamela Hemphill insists on taking responsibility for role she played in trying to overturn the 2020 election results
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
maga granny kicks ass. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Passed away due to injuries sustained while on duty
Officer Brian Sicknick
Died by suicide
Officer Howard Liebengood
Officer Jeffrey Smith,
Officer Kyle DeFreytag
Officer Gunther Hashida
READ THE FOLLOWING PLEASE
www.policeforum.org/trending25ja...
Officer Brian Sicknick
Died by suicide
Officer Howard Liebengood
Officer Jeffrey Smith,
Officer Kyle DeFreytag
Officer Gunther Hashida
READ THE FOLLOWING PLEASE
www.policeforum.org/trending25ja...
Respecting and honoring the heroes of January 6th
www.policeforum.org
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Passed away due to injuries sustained while on duty
Officer Brian Sicknick
Died by suicide
Officer Howard Liebengood
Officer Jeffrey Smith,
Officer Kyle DeFreytag
Officer Gunther Hashida
READ THE FOLLOWING PLEASE
www.policeforum.org/trending25ja...
Officer Brian Sicknick
Died by suicide
Officer Howard Liebengood
Officer Jeffrey Smith,
Officer Kyle DeFreytag
Officer Gunther Hashida
READ THE FOLLOWING PLEASE
www.policeforum.org/trending25ja...
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Reformed January 6th participant (who refused a pardon): “You can't gaslight me. I was there. I saw the officers being pepper sprayed. I watched one of them fall down and hit his head and his back. So don't be telling me it wasn't violent.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Reformed January 6th participant (who refused a pardon): “You can't gaslight me. I was there. I saw the officers being pepper sprayed. I watched one of them fall down and hit his head and his back. So don't be telling me it wasn't violent.”
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Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Anyway
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
I did the thing I was supposed to and now am being punished for doing the thing
I was supposed to
This is the dumbest timeline
I was supposed to
This is the dumbest timeline
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Anyway
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
Highpoint of the day
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Highpoint of the day
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
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First date idea: overthrow the government, then have coffee.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
First date idea: overthrow the government, then have coffee.
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Hey so uh
I really hate to ask but I just got awful news about 2 of my regular jobs, and I have a major dental surgery coming up. I can cover 1/3 of it.
there's a crowdfund on my wishlist, it's partially full, it's 1/6 of the cost.
zero pressure, I know things are tight.
💕💸
I really hate to ask but I just got awful news about 2 of my regular jobs, and I have a major dental surgery coming up. I can cover 1/3 of it.
there's a crowdfund on my wishlist, it's partially full, it's 1/6 of the cost.
zero pressure, I know things are tight.
💕💸
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January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hey so uh
I really hate to ask but I just got awful news about 2 of my regular jobs, and I have a major dental surgery coming up. I can cover 1/3 of it.
there's a crowdfund on my wishlist, it's partially full, it's 1/6 of the cost.
zero pressure, I know things are tight.
💕💸
I really hate to ask but I just got awful news about 2 of my regular jobs, and I have a major dental surgery coming up. I can cover 1/3 of it.
there's a crowdfund on my wishlist, it's partially full, it's 1/6 of the cost.
zero pressure, I know things are tight.
💕💸
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We're all just figments of each other's imagination.
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
We're all just figments of each other's imagination.
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Now is the winter of our disconnect
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Now is the winter of our disconnect
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Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
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Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More garlic bread.
Wrong. More garlic bread.
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More garlic bread.
Wrong. More garlic bread.
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"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
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“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
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Canadian officials are correct, and it’s truly a tragedy.
Canadian officials say US health institutions no longer dependable for accurate information
Misinformation from the Trump administration is cited as fuelling Canadians’ concerns over childhood vaccinations
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Canadian officials are correct, and it’s truly a tragedy.
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Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?
Me: that i need a new job
Me: that i need a new job
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?
Me: that i need a new job
Me: that i need a new job