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Muffin Top Momma 🍪
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Drink like a timelord
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Touch grass
Or take a photo of a beautiful, red leaved tree or something
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Staff meeting
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎵B/c the fucker is

🎶Petty 🎶🎵
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🙋
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Go look at the moon, you fools!
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Stealing!
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🫶
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
B/c I live in another state
I've been sending meals on wheels for about 2 months

Visiting my folks for the weekend, this is their fridge

They simply aren't eating
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I did it

I did the thing
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Early voting Virginia!

You know what to do
September 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She's out!!!
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Catch the moon

Spider on celestial body
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Let not the news of the day distract from this gloriousness

Walkinshaw trounced what's - his - name for Connolly's empty seat
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Turn off autoplay

Highly recommend
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The world is better with you in it

Mad love!
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣
September 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM