Muffin Top Momma 🍪
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Pinned
When you don't belong anywhere
You can literally go everywhere
You can literally go everywhere
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yup
still wanna bite you
still wanna bite you
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
yup
still wanna bite you
still wanna bite you
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THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN…👇
As soon as enough GOP members of Congress resign to give Dems the majority, Trump and his entire regime need to be removed under Article II, Section 4, of the Constitution for TREASON!
Happening as soon as early 2026!
Remember: They’re TRAITORS to America!
Enjoy. 😎✨
As soon as enough GOP members of Congress resign to give Dems the majority, Trump and his entire regime need to be removed under Article II, Section 4, of the Constitution for TREASON!
Happening as soon as early 2026!
Remember: They’re TRAITORS to America!
Enjoy. 😎✨
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN…👇
As soon as enough GOP members of Congress resign to give Dems the majority, Trump and his entire regime need to be removed under Article II, Section 4, of the Constitution for TREASON!
Happening as soon as early 2026!
Remember: They’re TRAITORS to America!
Enjoy. 😎✨
As soon as enough GOP members of Congress resign to give Dems the majority, Trump and his entire regime need to be removed under Article II, Section 4, of the Constitution for TREASON!
Happening as soon as early 2026!
Remember: They’re TRAITORS to America!
Enjoy. 😎✨
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Politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare, pensions, and lifetime salaries…
The BIGGEST ‘welfare queens’ of them, all reside in the halls of the Capitol.
Remember that. 😎✨
The BIGGEST ‘welfare queens’ of them, all reside in the halls of the Capitol.
Remember that. 😎✨
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare, pensions, and lifetime salaries…
The BIGGEST ‘welfare queens’ of them, all reside in the halls of the Capitol.
Remember that. 😎✨
The BIGGEST ‘welfare queens’ of them, all reside in the halls of the Capitol.
Remember that. 😎✨
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Dear BlueSky,
The world feels heavy lately, so please don't forget how much your kindness actually matters. Your smile, your words, your small good actions... they hit way deeper than you think.
xo,
Henry 🩵🐾🐾
#DogsofBlueSky #DogSky
#Yorkie
The world feels heavy lately, so please don't forget how much your kindness actually matters. Your smile, your words, your small good actions... they hit way deeper than you think.
xo,
Henry 🩵🐾🐾
#DogsofBlueSky #DogSky
#Yorkie
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear BlueSky,
The world feels heavy lately, so please don't forget how much your kindness actually matters. Your smile, your words, your small good actions... they hit way deeper than you think.
xo,
Henry 🩵🐾🐾
#DogsofBlueSky #DogSky
#Yorkie
The world feels heavy lately, so please don't forget how much your kindness actually matters. Your smile, your words, your small good actions... they hit way deeper than you think.
xo,
Henry 🩵🐾🐾
#DogsofBlueSky #DogSky
#Yorkie
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Sitting at the airport at 7am drawing lil geese smoking cigarettes
See you soon at FAN EXPO San Francisco!
See you soon at FAN EXPO San Francisco!
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sitting at the airport at 7am drawing lil geese smoking cigarettes
See you soon at FAN EXPO San Francisco!
See you soon at FAN EXPO San Francisco!
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Who could've predicted a thing called blowback
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Who could've predicted a thing called blowback
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Baristas are on strike. So guess what?
Starbucks doesn’t get a dime.
We support workers, not the billionaire brewing union-busting on the side.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Starbucks doesn’t get a dime.
We support workers, not the billionaire brewing union-busting on the side.
#NoContractNoCoffee
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Baristas are on strike. So guess what?
Starbucks doesn’t get a dime.
We support workers, not the billionaire brewing union-busting on the side.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Starbucks doesn’t get a dime.
We support workers, not the billionaire brewing union-busting on the side.
#NoContractNoCoffee
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One of the things I most associate with Thanksgiving is Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of the many things I associate with Gamera is MST3K.
So, imagine my surprise when I learned that this year, on his 60th anniversary, Gamera's birthday and Thanksgiving fell on the same day.
So, imagine my surprise when I learned that this year, on his 60th anniversary, Gamera's birthday and Thanksgiving fell on the same day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One of the things I most associate with Thanksgiving is Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of the many things I associate with Gamera is MST3K.
So, imagine my surprise when I learned that this year, on his 60th anniversary, Gamera's birthday and Thanksgiving fell on the same day.
So, imagine my surprise when I learned that this year, on his 60th anniversary, Gamera's birthday and Thanksgiving fell on the same day.
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So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Buy Eleanor Morton a Coffee
Become a supporter of Eleanor Morton today!
ko-fi.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
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I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
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made a thing.
shop less, shop indie or local.
shop less, shop indie or local.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
made a thing.
shop less, shop indie or local.
shop less, shop indie or local.
Boyfriend went home
Kid went to friends
Child unconscious
Teen sick from eating too much
Happy Thanksgiving
😭
Kid went to friends
Child unconscious
Teen sick from eating too much
Happy Thanksgiving
😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Boyfriend went home
Kid went to friends
Child unconscious
Teen sick from eating too much
Happy Thanksgiving
😭
Kid went to friends
Child unconscious
Teen sick from eating too much
Happy Thanksgiving
😭
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OMG
We slept in
Pretty much missed the whole thing
😳
We slept in
Pretty much missed the whole thing
😳
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
OMG
We slept in
Pretty much missed the whole thing
😳
We slept in
Pretty much missed the whole thing
😳
Dinner's at 7
Come hungry
Come hungry
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dinner's at 7
Come hungry
Come hungry
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If you don't scream "SKEET SKEET MUHFUCKA" every time you hit post, are you really doing social media right?
December 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
If you don't scream "SKEET SKEET MUHFUCKA" every time you hit post, are you really doing social media right?
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EVIL.
This is how our government has been corrupted:
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
EVIL.
My mother
Well you know what's nice
At least the dogs are dead
WTAF mom???
Well you know what's nice
At least the dogs are dead
WTAF mom???
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My mother
Well you know what's nice
At least the dogs are dead
WTAF mom???
Well you know what's nice
At least the dogs are dead
WTAF mom???
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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