FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
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tryna find glove in a ropeless place
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 AM
tryna find glove in a ropeless place
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slapping glitter on my lack of luster
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 AM
slapping glitter on my lack of luster
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sorry to humble brag, but with deep concentration, I can move my hiccups through my digestive track and turn them into flatulence
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
sorry to humble brag, but with deep concentration, I can move my hiccups through my digestive track and turn them into flatulence
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Good morning
Good Wednesday to you all.
Sláinte!
Good Wednesday to you all.
Sláinte!
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Good morning
Good Wednesday to you all.
Sláinte!
Good Wednesday to you all.
Sláinte!
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In other news, I got some really lousy sleep last night and I apologize in advance for any potential grumpiness I may inflict on the general public.
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
In other news, I got some really lousy sleep last night and I apologize in advance for any potential grumpiness I may inflict on the general public.
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You were meant to see this post.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
You were meant to see this post.
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
i draft in your general direction!
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i draft in your general direction!
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
can’t rn, emo escaped the enclosure
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
can’t rn, emo escaped the enclosure
some of you never got whiplash from bumper cars and it shows
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
some of you never got whiplash from bumper cars and it shows
bsky is a skeetboard park (probably)
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
bsky is a skeetboard park (probably)
right about now
it’s about time
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
right about now
it’s up to you, if you’re down
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
it’s up to you, if you’re down