FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
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May the horrors of the world miss you today.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
May the horrors of the world miss you today.
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A mallard duck nearly flew right into me this morning - is that good or bad luck?
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
A mallard duck nearly flew right into me this morning - is that good or bad luck?
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The older I get…
That’s it.
That’s it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The older I get…
That’s it.
That’s it.
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the cover for your tps report, LOS
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the cover for your tps report, LOS
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being a frog isn't all it's croaked up to be
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
being a frog isn't all it's croaked up to be
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The rain called to earth.
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The rain called to earth.
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sorry I haven’t been online lately but, as Mother used to say, if you don’t have anything nice to say…
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
sorry I haven’t been online lately but, as Mother used to say, if you don’t have anything nice to say…
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They* call me sweet meat.
*mosquitos
*mosquitos
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
They* call me sweet meat.
*mosquitos
*mosquitos
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I’m fighting capitalism by not replacing my still functioning dishwasher, that has a broken door, by placing a caution sign on the handle so I don’t keep repeatedly dropping it on my foot
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’m fighting capitalism by not replacing my still functioning dishwasher, that has a broken door, by placing a caution sign on the handle so I don’t keep repeatedly dropping it on my foot
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I need a coffee tree
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I need a coffee tree
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
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I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.
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I hope you find the light today.
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I hope you find the light today.
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My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
i draft in your general direction!
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i draft in your general direction!
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane