FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
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time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
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feelin like an echo in the void
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
feelin like an echo in the void
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The art gets in everything.
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The art gets in everything.
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Five minutes later…
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Five minutes later…
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It’s Sunday, get to sinning now before the anxiety of Monday takes hold.
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It’s Sunday, get to sinning now before the anxiety of Monday takes hold.
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My cat has informed me that today will also be Caturday and that there should be more treats.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My cat has informed me that today will also be Caturday and that there should be more treats.
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the sky is being all black and white drama this morning
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
the sky is being all black and white drama this morning
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If I can’t Dad joke my way out of it I’m not going to get into it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
If I can’t Dad joke my way out of it I’m not going to get into it.
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over-hydrating, until I shit my brains out, might fix me today
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
over-hydrating, until I shit my brains out, might fix me today
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That's literally my pinned post, you absolute unoriginal content scraper
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
That's literally my pinned post, you absolute unoriginal content scraper
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
twerking my way back to you, bidet
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
twerking my way back to you, bidet
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
i draft in your general direction!
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i draft in your general direction!
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
can’t rn, dancing with mary jane
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d