FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
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mourning poser for you🖤✨
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
mourning poser for you🖤✨
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Black kitten likes the basket too 💖 Happy Friday the 13th 🐈⬛ #FosterKittens #cats
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Black kitten likes the basket too 💖 Happy Friday the 13th 🐈⬛ #FosterKittens #cats
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the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
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Fuck it, I’m going to the dispensary
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Fuck it, I’m going to the dispensary
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#Scape
Let’s escape…for some retail therapy…
Outdoor container gardens by Stanford shopping center. There are some California poppies, tulips, foxgloves & delphiniums on display.
Palo Alto, California.
Let’s escape…for some retail therapy…
Outdoor container gardens by Stanford shopping center. There are some California poppies, tulips, foxgloves & delphiniums on display.
Palo Alto, California.
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
#Scape
Let’s escape…for some retail therapy…
Outdoor container gardens by Stanford shopping center. There are some California poppies, tulips, foxgloves & delphiniums on display.
Palo Alto, California.
Let’s escape…for some retail therapy…
Outdoor container gardens by Stanford shopping center. There are some California poppies, tulips, foxgloves & delphiniums on display.
Palo Alto, California.
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worlds collide and chill
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
worlds collide and chill
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fuckit liquid lunch today
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
fuckit liquid lunch today
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Obsessed with these little glass mushroom vases I’ve been finding while thrifting
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Obsessed with these little glass mushroom vases I’ve been finding while thrifting
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My toxic trait is thinking I only have one
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I only have one
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My Onlyfans is just me, slowly eating corn the long way.
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My Onlyfans is just me, slowly eating corn the long way.
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nothing humbles you faster than thinking you look good and then seeing a photo someone else took of you
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
nothing humbles you faster than thinking you look good and then seeing a photo someone else took of you
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Photo dump from the lake.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Photo dump from the lake.
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Could we just skip to February 15th and celebrate with a 50% off heart-shaped box of bonbons?
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Could we just skip to February 15th and celebrate with a 50% off heart-shaped box of bonbons?
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I don’t need flowers, I’d rather have cheese.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I don’t need flowers, I’d rather have cheese.
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I'm not up for peopling today.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I'm not up for peopling today.
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the universe doesn't want you to try harder, it wants you to let go of what's no longer serving you
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
the universe doesn't want you to try harder, it wants you to let go of what's no longer serving you
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Just so I can add perspective. Friday the 13th is no worse than any other Friday.
Or better.
Or better.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Just so I can add perspective. Friday the 13th is no worse than any other Friday.
Or better.
Or better.
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What if human beings were actually a biological mistake?
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
What if human beings were actually a biological mistake?
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.