FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
Pinned
why i oughta
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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*Sigh*
*bangs head against desk*
*bangs head against desk*
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
*Sigh*
*bangs head against desk*
*bangs head against desk*
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Sometimes I don't know wtf is going on around here, but I know I'm not helping
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes I don't know wtf is going on around here, but I know I'm not helping
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Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
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K says:
chocolate-dipped fruit is still healthy
chocolate-dipped fruit is still healthy
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
K says:
chocolate-dipped fruit is still healthy
chocolate-dipped fruit is still healthy
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scrolled many years back on my social media posts and I swear some things never change (me posting fudge)
February 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
scrolled many years back on my social media posts and I swear some things never change (me posting fudge)
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It’s your fault I’m like this.
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It’s your fault I’m like this.
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not the first cup, not the second cup, but a stronger third cup of coffee
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
not the first cup, not the second cup, but a stronger third cup of coffee
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I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
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time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
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feelin like an echo in the void
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
feelin like an echo in the void
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The art gets in everything.
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The art gets in everything.
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
twerking my way back to you, bidet
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
twerking my way back to you, bidet
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can’t rn, drafting a bad punny
i draft in your general direction!
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i draft in your general direction!
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*shakes it like a cannabis tincture*