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pfp: black n white cat face
bp: geese flying in gray sky
pfp: black n white cat face
bp: geese flying in gray sky
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
Root beer or cream soda?
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Root beer or cream soda?
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
looking back now I can see me
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
looking back now I can see me
*juggles knives just to feel something*
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*juggles knives just to feel something*
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
*gives you something to believe in*
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*gives you something to believe in*
*cuts my hair* (almost)
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*cuts my hair* (almost)
I’m a freak flag flyer.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m a freak flag flyer.
On Bsky, we are soulmoots.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
On Bsky, we are soulmoots.
Who/what helps your happy?
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Who/what helps your happy?
*smashes pumpkins*
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*smashes pumpkins*
Crunch ‘n Munch or Fiddle Faddle?
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Crunch ‘n Munch or Fiddle Faddle?
Skeets warp spacetime continuum.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Skeets warp spacetime continuum.
“Lickety-split.”
*flirts with taco*
*flirts with taco*
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Lickety-split.”
*flirts with taco*
*flirts with taco*
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
Delete is pronounced “de-light”.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Delete is pronounced “de-light”.
Naked trees are pulchritudinous.
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Naked trees are pulchritudinous.
Suuub roof, toasted.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Suuub roof, toasted.
“My love is like a river running so deep…”
*sings romantic beaver in moonlight*
*sings romantic beaver in moonlight*
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“My love is like a river running so deep…”
*sings romantic beaver in moonlight*
*sings romantic beaver in moonlight*