Charlie Alzamora
@chalza.bsky.social
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
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One thought a day feels like it should be enough.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One thought a day feels like it should be enough.
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Is it too early for Christmas music?
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is it too early for Christmas music?
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Alibi buddies and chill.
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Alibi buddies and chill.
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A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
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My depression isn’t seasonal, she’s here all year round.
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My depression isn’t seasonal, she’s here all year round.
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*exclaims fuck you like pew pew
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
*exclaims fuck you like pew pew
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Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
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Witches' tits: surprisingly warm
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Witches' tits: surprisingly warm
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
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I don’t own any big fluffy sweatpants and I don’t like this about myself.
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don’t own any big fluffy sweatpants and I don’t like this about myself.
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My resolution is to be less delightful
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My resolution is to be less delightful
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I’m not late, time is wrong
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m not late, time is wrong
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declining the happy birthday for tomorrow that apple put on my calendar
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
declining the happy birthday for tomorrow that apple put on my calendar
Why's it called breaking into a wooded area illegally and not forest entry?
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why's it called breaking into a wooded area illegally and not forest entry?
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I've been a fool and I've been blind…
Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
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December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've been a fool and I've been blind…
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that rickety stall doesn’t seem very stable haha homonyms amirite . wait. i mean synonyms . haha synonyms . ah fuck lemme try this again . that rickety stall doesn’t seem v
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
that rickety stall doesn’t seem very stable haha homonyms amirite . wait. i mean synonyms . haha synonyms . ah fuck lemme try this again . that rickety stall doesn’t seem v
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Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
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roses are red,
now they’re trying to conceive,
now they’re trying to conceive,
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
roses are red,
now they’re trying to conceive,
now they’re trying to conceive,
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Doctor: Unfortunately the implement slipped while placing your valve, leaving behind a small groove.
Me: A small groove where
Me: A small groove where
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Doctor: Unfortunately the implement slipped while placing your valve, leaving behind a small groove.
Me: A small groove where
Me: A small groove where
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scrooge: you there boy, what day is it?
boy: why, it’s december 28 sir
scrooge: then why the hell are you popping fireworks already?
boy: why, it’s december 28 sir
scrooge: then why the hell are you popping fireworks already?
December 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
scrooge: you there boy, what day is it?
boy: why, it’s december 28 sir
scrooge: then why the hell are you popping fireworks already?
boy: why, it’s december 28 sir
scrooge: then why the hell are you popping fireworks already?
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I hate when people go, “oh, you’re gonna get along so well with whoever, because you have so much in common.” I know what I’m like, and I hardly think I’ll like another fucking “me.”
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hate when people go, “oh, you’re gonna get along so well with whoever, because you have so much in common.” I know what I’m like, and I hardly think I’ll like another fucking “me.”
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a spinoff called Perfect Stranger Things
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
a spinoff called Perfect Stranger Things
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Just got a front end alignment and tire rotation from my psychiatrist.
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just got a front end alignment and tire rotation from my psychiatrist.
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The best way to resolve conflict is to take a deep breath then vanish into the woods.
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The best way to resolve conflict is to take a deep breath then vanish into the woods.