Mass Dude
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
Remember the good old days when black ice was the scariest ice you had to worry about?
January 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Remember the good old days when black ice was the scariest ice you had to worry about?
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I know you all secretly love my posts. Silence is just another form of admiration.
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I know you all secretly love my posts. Silence is just another form of admiration.
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my ignorance is a choice whats your excuse
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
my ignorance is a choice whats your excuse
Executives are just well-dressed and overpaid psychopaths who somehow became an accepted part of our society.
January 23, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Executives are just well-dressed and overpaid psychopaths who somehow became an accepted part of our society.
Despite all my rage…nah it’s still mostly a rage thing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Despite all my rage…nah it’s still mostly a rage thing.
Sales kick off meetings would be way more fun if we could kick certain co-workers.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Sales kick off meetings would be way more fun if we could kick certain co-workers.
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Be the person they talk about in therapy
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Be the person they talk about in therapy
When I time the edible, the pizza and the drunken “how you doing?” text at just the right time
a man with his eyes closed in a blurry picture
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a blurry picture
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When I time the edible, the pizza and the drunken “how you doing?” text at just the right time
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Now if you will all excuse me, I am about to enjoy this piece of broccoli.
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Now if you will all excuse me, I am about to enjoy this piece of broccoli.
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earbuds imply the existence of earenemies
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
earbuds imply the existence of earenemies
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The feminine urge to burn all insurance companies to the ground
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The feminine urge to burn all insurance companies to the ground
Remember the days when stupid people didn’t have the internet and you could easily ignore them?
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Remember the days when stupid people didn’t have the internet and you could easily ignore them?
Fear and Loathing in the self-checkout lane.
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Fear and Loathing in the self-checkout lane.
One more Gen Z idiot calls me a boomer…I swear to God I will open a portal to 1985 and see if they can survive 2 hours outside without a screen, TikTok or their parents.
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
One more Gen Z idiot calls me a boomer…I swear to God I will open a portal to 1985 and see if they can survive 2 hours outside without a screen, TikTok or their parents.
On the bright side, “Call of Duty: Greenland” will be a lit game.
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
On the bright side, “Call of Duty: Greenland” will be a lit game.
Going to the dentist not only keeps your teeth healthy, it also fulfills any scolding fetish you may have.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Going to the dentist not only keeps your teeth healthy, it also fulfills any scolding fetish you may have.
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My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
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Black Mirror and The Onion out here FIGHTING for their lives to maintain their shock value while competing with the literal news
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Black Mirror and The Onion out here FIGHTING for their lives to maintain their shock value while competing with the literal news
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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It’s very rude to interrupt me when I’m procrastinating.
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
It’s very rude to interrupt me when I’m procrastinating.
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great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void
Can’t. Too busy setting up my 2026 “who are we invading now” bingo card.
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Can’t. Too busy setting up my 2026 “who are we invading now” bingo card.
Damn. I didn’t have an illegal military action on my Bingo card until March.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Damn. I didn’t have an illegal military action on my Bingo card until March.
*looks at watch impatiently
“Where the hell is this new me at?!”
“Where the hell is this new me at?!”
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
*looks at watch impatiently
“Where the hell is this new me at?!”
“Where the hell is this new me at?!”