Mass Dude
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
I like to believe the Earth drifted through a cloud of “insanity” gas back in 2016 and we’ve had all of this chaos since.
Hey if we can all have bullshit conspiracy theories I like this one.
Hey if we can all have bullshit conspiracy theories I like this one.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I like to believe the Earth drifted through a cloud of “insanity” gas back in 2016 and we’ve had all of this chaos since.
Hey if we can all have bullshit conspiracy theories I like this one.
Hey if we can all have bullshit conspiracy theories I like this one.
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If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
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We all have our crosses to bear. I am compelled to do kegels whenever I hear Tainted Love. We all have our crosses to bear.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We all have our crosses to bear. I am compelled to do kegels whenever I hear Tainted Love. We all have our crosses to bear.
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He said he was shooting blanks, but he doesn't look like a basketball player
Hmm, I'll ask him how much he scores... brb
Hmm, I'll ask him how much he scores... brb
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He said he was shooting blanks, but he doesn't look like a basketball player
Hmm, I'll ask him how much he scores... brb
Hmm, I'll ask him how much he scores... brb
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The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
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spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
Not sure if it’s amazing, terrifying or just plain sad that “Office Space” is still incredibly relevant 26 years later.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not sure if it’s amazing, terrifying or just plain sad that “Office Space” is still incredibly relevant 26 years later.
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lol “find the backside hole” OKAY TROY DAMN
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
lol “find the backside hole” OKAY TROY DAMN
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MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.
It waaaay past time to kick out the old, tired Dem politicians who can’t recognize that we are in a new era. Primary them and get candidates with energy and fight. Jesus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It waaaay past time to kick out the old, tired Dem politicians who can’t recognize that we are in a new era. Primary them and get candidates with energy and fight. Jesus.
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White people be like I’ll flip you for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
White people be like I’ll flip you for it
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
* random Beavis noises
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
* random Beavis noises
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
The opportunity to tell the worst person you know to fuck off without any consequences is an underrated genie wish.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The opportunity to tell the worst person you know to fuck off without any consequences is an underrated genie wish.
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably be surprised to learn that I don’t own a robe
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably be surprised to learn that I don’t own a robe
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Me, sober: Ham is pretty mid, tbh.
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me, sober: Ham is pretty mid, tbh.
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
Me, drunk: Hey…you got any ham?
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Today's goal: not engaging with people who get their news from Facebook.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Today's goal: not engaging with people who get their news from Facebook.
If the end of the world is inevitable, get the best quality booze you can for the ride. Imagine drinking Jäegermeister for the apocalypse?
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If the end of the world is inevitable, get the best quality booze you can for the ride. Imagine drinking Jäegermeister for the apocalypse?