Ukobach
@uk0bach.bsky.social
I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
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Ukobach
@uk0bach.bsky.social
· Apr 14
You know the old Andy Griffith looking motherfucker in Die Hard 2?
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
The guy eating canned soup and watching an antique TV in a condemned building, 'til he got shot by weirdos?
First time I saw that shit, I was like "wow, what a weird life."
Joke's on me, now. That is basically my retirement plan.
Max Hass is a Pokémon. I refuse to elaborate. If you know, you know.
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Max Hass is a Pokémon. I refuse to elaborate. If you know, you know.
"Additional" means "we'll NEVER be done building them fuckers."
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"Additional" means "we'll NEVER be done building them fuckers."
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“🎶 After nine days, I let the horse run free cause the desert had turned to sea
Failing to name the horse earlier was foreshadowing to my eventual total neglect of said horse
Now it’ll drown or die of thirst depending on whether I’m hallucinating 🎶”
- America, “A Horse With No Chance”
Failing to name the horse earlier was foreshadowing to my eventual total neglect of said horse
Now it’ll drown or die of thirst depending on whether I’m hallucinating 🎶”
- America, “A Horse With No Chance”
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“🎶 After nine days, I let the horse run free cause the desert had turned to sea
Failing to name the horse earlier was foreshadowing to my eventual total neglect of said horse
Now it’ll drown or die of thirst depending on whether I’m hallucinating 🎶”
- America, “A Horse With No Chance”
Failing to name the horse earlier was foreshadowing to my eventual total neglect of said horse
Now it’ll drown or die of thirst depending on whether I’m hallucinating 🎶”
- America, “A Horse With No Chance”
This one has been sticking in my head, lately. The bass-line didn't have to go that hard. It goes above and beyond.
youtu.be/P--a8jEMmUA
youtu.be/P--a8jEMmUA
- M O V E - Y O U R - C U B E -
YouTube video by Dankmus
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This one has been sticking in my head, lately. The bass-line didn't have to go that hard. It goes above and beyond.
youtu.be/P--a8jEMmUA
youtu.be/P--a8jEMmUA
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
Bernie gang represent.🧞🎄🎬
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Bernie gang represent.🧞🎄🎬
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Call them what they are, concentration camps.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Call them what they are, concentration camps.
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
I think it's time, at the 40th anniversary of the first Fantasy Zone game to ask:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT GAME?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT GAME?
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I think it's time, at the 40th anniversary of the first Fantasy Zone game to ask:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT GAME?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT GAME?
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Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
My almost-18-year-old cat is sleeping on my bed.
I want to get into my bed.
I refuse to do so, because it will wake her up.
Current plan: sleep in my chair until she wakes up and starts screaming that it's time for me to feed her.
I want to get into my bed.
I refuse to do so, because it will wake her up.
Current plan: sleep in my chair until she wakes up and starts screaming that it's time for me to feed her.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My almost-18-year-old cat is sleeping on my bed.
I want to get into my bed.
I refuse to do so, because it will wake her up.
Current plan: sleep in my chair until she wakes up and starts screaming that it's time for me to feed her.
I want to get into my bed.
I refuse to do so, because it will wake her up.
Current plan: sleep in my chair until she wakes up and starts screaming that it's time for me to feed her.
Spaghetti-Os were really Spaghetti-Zeroes, the whole time.
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Spaghetti-Os were really Spaghetti-Zeroes, the whole time.
Remember: "people used to socialize in person" does not carry any moral meaning.
People socializing in person was just the face-to-face, analog, biological delivery system for news, gossip, and memes.
In other words, it served the function of doomscrolling and social media, in general.
People socializing in person was just the face-to-face, analog, biological delivery system for news, gossip, and memes.
In other words, it served the function of doomscrolling and social media, in general.
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Remember: "people used to socialize in person" does not carry any moral meaning.
People socializing in person was just the face-to-face, analog, biological delivery system for news, gossip, and memes.
In other words, it served the function of doomscrolling and social media, in general.
People socializing in person was just the face-to-face, analog, biological delivery system for news, gossip, and memes.
In other words, it served the function of doomscrolling and social media, in general.
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EVANGELION PRIME!
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
EVANGELION PRIME!
During the Snowboard Cross event, a couple minutes ago, there was a crash, and the announcer chose these words:
"AND THE GERMANS EXPLODE ALL OVER EACH OTHER."
🤨
"AND THE GERMANS EXPLODE ALL OVER EACH OTHER."
🤨
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
During the Snowboard Cross event, a couple minutes ago, there was a crash, and the announcer chose these words:
"AND THE GERMANS EXPLODE ALL OVER EACH OTHER."
🤨
"AND THE GERMANS EXPLODE ALL OVER EACH OTHER."
🤨
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Congressional Dems: Don't Let the GOP Redact the Constitution #ABlueView🧵1/2
R's unbelievably claim reverting to ICE's decades old, constitutional policy of judicial warrants being required to enter private property is "a nonstarter" & "obnoxious." Instead, they demand ....
R's unbelievably claim reverting to ICE's decades old, constitutional policy of judicial warrants being required to enter private property is "a nonstarter" & "obnoxious." Instead, they demand ....
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Congressional Dems: Don't Let the GOP Redact the Constitution #ABlueView🧵1/2
R's unbelievably claim reverting to ICE's decades old, constitutional policy of judicial warrants being required to enter private property is "a nonstarter" & "obnoxious." Instead, they demand ....
R's unbelievably claim reverting to ICE's decades old, constitutional policy of judicial warrants being required to enter private property is "a nonstarter" & "obnoxious." Instead, they demand ....
I would like to humbly suggest that we need less AI and more AiAi.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I would like to humbly suggest that we need less AI and more AiAi.
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Ayyy check out what I found whilst looking for something. Even has the CD keys in there for them!
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Ayyy check out what I found whilst looking for something. Even has the CD keys in there for them!
THIS IS NOW THE ONLY INTERMISSION ENTERTAINMENT I WILL ACCEPT AT HOCKEY GAMES.
Either dachshund racing or we can all sit and eat comically overpriced arena chow, in silence until play resumes.
Either dachshund racing or we can all sit and eat comically overpriced arena chow, in silence until play resumes.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
THIS IS NOW THE ONLY INTERMISSION ENTERTAINMENT I WILL ACCEPT AT HOCKEY GAMES.
Either dachshund racing or we can all sit and eat comically overpriced arena chow, in silence until play resumes.
Either dachshund racing or we can all sit and eat comically overpriced arena chow, in silence until play resumes.
Blazing hot take: the lack of z-buffer and the resulting wobbly polygons means that there were ZERO good 3D games on the PS1 platform.
There are plenty of games that could have been good, if the system had been built with a complete set of necessary hardware. But it wasn't, so they're ruined.
There are plenty of games that could have been good, if the system had been built with a complete set of necessary hardware. But it wasn't, so they're ruined.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Blazing hot take: the lack of z-buffer and the resulting wobbly polygons means that there were ZERO good 3D games on the PS1 platform.
There are plenty of games that could have been good, if the system had been built with a complete set of necessary hardware. But it wasn't, so they're ruined.
There are plenty of games that could have been good, if the system had been built with a complete set of necessary hardware. But it wasn't, so they're ruined.
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IN CASE ANYONE IS STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO UNDERSTAND:
ALL THIS "AGE VERIFICATION" ON THE WEB HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN.
IT IS ABOUT SURVEILLANCE OF ADULTS.
IT IS ABOUT TYING YOUR ONLINE IDENTITY TO YOUR REAL LIFE IDENTITY.
SO THAT YOU WILL BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT EXERCISING YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
ALL THIS "AGE VERIFICATION" ON THE WEB HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN.
IT IS ABOUT SURVEILLANCE OF ADULTS.
IT IS ABOUT TYING YOUR ONLINE IDENTITY TO YOUR REAL LIFE IDENTITY.
SO THAT YOU WILL BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT EXERCISING YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
IN CASE ANYONE IS STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO UNDERSTAND:
ALL THIS "AGE VERIFICATION" ON THE WEB HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN.
IT IS ABOUT SURVEILLANCE OF ADULTS.
IT IS ABOUT TYING YOUR ONLINE IDENTITY TO YOUR REAL LIFE IDENTITY.
SO THAT YOU WILL BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT EXERCISING YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
ALL THIS "AGE VERIFICATION" ON THE WEB HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN.
IT IS ABOUT SURVEILLANCE OF ADULTS.
IT IS ABOUT TYING YOUR ONLINE IDENTITY TO YOUR REAL LIFE IDENTITY.
SO THAT YOU WILL BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT EXERCISING YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
This will probably never make its way to anyone who needs to hear it, but here goes:
If you're outraged about twerking but you'll make excuses about people getting shot in the street by masked government thugs, you are neither a patriot nor a Christian.
If you're outraged about twerking but you'll make excuses about people getting shot in the street by masked government thugs, you are neither a patriot nor a Christian.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
This will probably never make its way to anyone who needs to hear it, but here goes:
If you're outraged about twerking but you'll make excuses about people getting shot in the street by masked government thugs, you are neither a patriot nor a Christian.
If you're outraged about twerking but you'll make excuses about people getting shot in the street by masked government thugs, you are neither a patriot nor a Christian.
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I don't normally watch Xs and Os of football plays made by true football nerds, but when I do, you can bet it's just because a team I hated got embarrassed in the Super Bowl.
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I don't normally watch Xs and Os of football plays made by true football nerds, but when I do, you can bet it's just because a team I hated got embarrassed in the Super Bowl.
If you ever visit visit the Southwest, make sure to tell people that their abode is made of adobe, and that's an anagram.
Say it a lot. Even when their house isn't real adobe.
They love it. They'll invite you back.
Say it a lot. Even when their house isn't real adobe.
They love it. They'll invite you back.
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
If you ever visit visit the Southwest, make sure to tell people that their abode is made of adobe, and that's an anagram.
Say it a lot. Even when their house isn't real adobe.
They love it. They'll invite you back.
Say it a lot. Even when their house isn't real adobe.
They love it. They'll invite you back.