Ukobach
@uk0bach.bsky.social
I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
It's obviously Ol' Drippy.
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's obviously Ol' Drippy.
Who would think soothing ambient-ish music and longform narratives of speedrun record attempts would make me sleepy, right?
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Who would think soothing ambient-ish music and longform narratives of speedrun record attempts would make me sleepy, right?
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
One of those memes that isn't so much "ha-ha funny" as it is "nod-nod true."
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
One of those memes that isn't so much "ha-ha funny" as it is "nod-nod true."
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
where I'm posting from
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
where I'm posting from
If you don't remember the feeling of clicking the buttons on one of these with your foot, I lowkey think you're too young to be on the Internet.
Also, just look at those fuckers. People used to DESIGN shit.
Also, just look at those fuckers. People used to DESIGN shit.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you don't remember the feeling of clicking the buttons on one of these with your foot, I lowkey think you're too young to be on the Internet.
Also, just look at those fuckers. People used to DESIGN shit.
Also, just look at those fuckers. People used to DESIGN shit.
I've always wanted to know: are the buttons on those old computers the same ones that you get on the vintage fans of the same era?
The ones that even come in the same colors? (and also 70s Rustic Brown, natch)
The ones that even come in the same colors? (and also 70s Rustic Brown, natch)
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I've always wanted to know: are the buttons on those old computers the same ones that you get on the vintage fans of the same era?
The ones that even come in the same colors? (and also 70s Rustic Brown, natch)
The ones that even come in the same colors? (and also 70s Rustic Brown, natch)
Found Jason Robertson's new, highly formulated sports drink.
Dunno where he sources it.
#sports #NHL #DallasStars
Dunno where he sources it.
#sports #NHL #DallasStars
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Found Jason Robertson's new, highly formulated sports drink.
Dunno where he sources it.
#sports #NHL #DallasStars
Dunno where he sources it.
#sports #NHL #DallasStars
Our world is depressed and depressing. Silver cars, brushed-metal and black kitchens, gray carpets, white walls, gray or beige furniture.
Bright yellow and red text on a bright blue background is rebellion, in and of itself.
And the color is like cooling water to our boredom-parched eyeballs.
Bright yellow and red text on a bright blue background is rebellion, in and of itself.
And the color is like cooling water to our boredom-parched eyeballs.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Our world is depressed and depressing. Silver cars, brushed-metal and black kitchens, gray carpets, white walls, gray or beige furniture.
Bright yellow and red text on a bright blue background is rebellion, in and of itself.
And the color is like cooling water to our boredom-parched eyeballs.
Bright yellow and red text on a bright blue background is rebellion, in and of itself.
And the color is like cooling water to our boredom-parched eyeballs.
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
Maybe they can make it seem like he's somehow simultaneously gay and yet planning to destroy the gay community because of his extremist religious views.
Nah. That's too stupid. That would be too implausible.
Also, oops. I accidentally appended a photo to this skeet. It's totally not related.
Nah. That's too stupid. That would be too implausible.
Also, oops. I accidentally appended a photo to this skeet. It's totally not related.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Maybe they can make it seem like he's somehow simultaneously gay and yet planning to destroy the gay community because of his extremist religious views.
Nah. That's too stupid. That would be too implausible.
Also, oops. I accidentally appended a photo to this skeet. It's totally not related.
Nah. That's too stupid. That would be too implausible.
Also, oops. I accidentally appended a photo to this skeet. It's totally not related.
Drop some SPIRITS 👻 🖤 🍸
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Drop some SPIRITS 👻 🖤 🍸
I don't usually repost my own shit, but I feel like this has somehow become EVEN MORE TRUE over the past 19 days since I posted it. So it gets another go-round.
September 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don't usually repost my own shit, but I feel like this has somehow become EVEN MORE TRUE over the past 19 days since I posted it. So it gets another go-round.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
September 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
FRANK LUNTZ STYLE OPINION MEASUREMENT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
WE ARE RALPH WIGGUM, CRYING AND TURNING HIS "DISLIKE" KNOB.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
WE ARE RALPH WIGGUM, CRYING AND TURNING HIS "DISLIKE" KNOB.
August 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
FRANK LUNTZ STYLE OPINION MEASUREMENT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
WE ARE RALPH WIGGUM, CRYING AND TURNING HIS "DISLIKE" KNOB.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
WE ARE RALPH WIGGUM, CRYING AND TURNING HIS "DISLIKE" KNOB.
I'm not just saying this because of how very, VERY much I look like Dave the Diver.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm not just saying this because of how very, VERY much I look like Dave the Diver.
name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
August 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
I'm starting to get a little actually freaked out, now. Look at this shit: I HAVE FOR SURE, 100 PERCENT SEEN THIS EXACT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE:
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm starting to get a little actually freaked out, now. Look at this shit: I HAVE FOR SURE, 100 PERCENT SEEN THIS EXACT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE:
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
August 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive