Ukobach
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I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
RIP to a goddamn legend. That man had the stage presence of an army.
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
RIP to a goddamn legend. That man had the stage presence of an army.
There was a really amazing animal shelter helping out, providing traps and the spaying service.
The sad part was that they clip a corner off of the released ones' ears, so everyone will know they've been spayed. They CLEARLY just did it with scissors, while the animals were anesthetized.
The sad part was that they clip a corner off of the released ones' ears, so everyone will know they've been spayed. They CLEARLY just did it with scissors, while the animals were anesthetized.
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There was a really amazing animal shelter helping out, providing traps and the spaying service.
The sad part was that they clip a corner off of the released ones' ears, so everyone will know they've been spayed. They CLEARLY just did it with scissors, while the animals were anesthetized.
The sad part was that they clip a corner off of the released ones' ears, so everyone will know they've been spayed. They CLEARLY just did it with scissors, while the animals were anesthetized.
I've never even seen pigeons around my house, either. Who knows how far they went to go get it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I've never even seen pigeons around my house, either. Who knows how far they went to go get it.
I mean, this bird was like a small chicken. Biggest damn pigeon I have ever seen. And they laid it DIRECTLY IN CONTACT WITH THE BACK DOOR.
I felt bad, just throwing it away, when the little fuckers had clearly hunted it for us to eat.
I felt bad, just throwing it away, when the little fuckers had clearly hunted it for us to eat.
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I mean, this bird was like a small chicken. Biggest damn pigeon I have ever seen. And they laid it DIRECTLY IN CONTACT WITH THE BACK DOOR.
I felt bad, just throwing it away, when the little fuckers had clearly hunted it for us to eat.
I felt bad, just throwing it away, when the little fuckers had clearly hunted it for us to eat.
They'll also eat all the dead zombies. And the ankles of the "living" zombies. But yeah, the birds will be fucked.
Before they were even full-grown, when we were trying to get them to accept coming into the house full time, two of the kittens that we kept killed a HUGE PIGEON and brought it to us.
Before they were even full-grown, when we were trying to get them to accept coming into the house full time, two of the kittens that we kept killed a HUGE PIGEON and brought it to us.
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They'll also eat all the dead zombies. And the ankles of the "living" zombies. But yeah, the birds will be fucked.
Before they were even full-grown, when we were trying to get them to accept coming into the house full time, two of the kittens that we kept killed a HUGE PIGEON and brought it to us.
Before they were even full-grown, when we were trying to get them to accept coming into the house full time, two of the kittens that we kept killed a HUGE PIGEON and brought it to us.
And it worked. New fertile cats never moved in, to cause another cat plague, although it WAS the cutest plague of all time, while it lasted.
People ain't kidding about how quick they can reproduce, though.
People ain't kidding about how quick they can reproduce, though.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
And it worked. New fertile cats never moved in, to cause another cat plague, although it WAS the cutest plague of all time, while it lasted.
People ain't kidding about how quick they can reproduce, though.
People ain't kidding about how quick they can reproduce, though.
The last time I saw The Mother Cat, she was happily rolling around on the sidewalk across the street, letting neighbor kids pet her.
I'll note that while we got many of the kittens adopted out, the adults were released back into the neighborhood, to keep control of the territory.
I'll note that while we got many of the kittens adopted out, the adults were released back into the neighborhood, to keep control of the territory.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The last time I saw The Mother Cat, she was happily rolling around on the sidewalk across the street, letting neighbor kids pet her.
I'll note that while we got many of the kittens adopted out, the adults were released back into the neighborhood, to keep control of the territory.
I'll note that while we got many of the kittens adopted out, the adults were released back into the neighborhood, to keep control of the territory.
Two of her kittens are now 17-year-old cats in my house. They are amazing cats. Time flies.
She must be gone by now, because nobody ever knew how old she was. But when she finally did get trapped and spayed, she weirdly mellowed out and stopped being a cranky, jumpy, semi-aggressive cat.
She must be gone by now, because nobody ever knew how old she was. But when she finally did get trapped and spayed, she weirdly mellowed out and stopped being a cranky, jumpy, semi-aggressive cat.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Two of her kittens are now 17-year-old cats in my house. They are amazing cats. Time flies.
She must be gone by now, because nobody ever knew how old she was. But when she finally did get trapped and spayed, she weirdly mellowed out and stopped being a cranky, jumpy, semi-aggressive cat.
She must be gone by now, because nobody ever knew how old she was. But when she finally did get trapped and spayed, she weirdly mellowed out and stopped being a cranky, jumpy, semi-aggressive cat.
I subsequently ended up with two of the kittens, because they bonded with our household.
Their mom, a wily, grumpy old girl who all the neighbors just called "The Mother Cat" had three more litters before anyone could trap her. She was a force of nature, like, literally.
Their mom, a wily, grumpy old girl who all the neighbors just called "The Mother Cat" had three more litters before anyone could trap her. She was a force of nature, like, literally.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I subsequently ended up with two of the kittens, because they bonded with our household.
Their mom, a wily, grumpy old girl who all the neighbors just called "The Mother Cat" had three more litters before anyone could trap her. She was a force of nature, like, literally.
Their mom, a wily, grumpy old girl who all the neighbors just called "The Mother Cat" had three more litters before anyone could trap her. She was a force of nature, like, literally.
I got to see some of it, when a feral cat colony started up in my neighborhood, years ago, and a bunch of the neighbors had to do a coordinated trap-neuter-and-release thing, to keep it from getting out of hand.
The mother cats chose my backyard for the main creche territory.
The mother cats chose my backyard for the main creche territory.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I got to see some of it, when a feral cat colony started up in my neighborhood, years ago, and a bunch of the neighbors had to do a coordinated trap-neuter-and-release thing, to keep it from getting out of hand.
The mother cats chose my backyard for the main creche territory.
The mother cats chose my backyard for the main creche territory.
It's sort of like a lion pride, except there's no resident male.
The males usually get kicked out of the nursery/female-territory-area and then go hang out with a bachelor group, kinda like young male lions do.
The males usually get kicked out of the nursery/female-territory-area and then go hang out with a bachelor group, kinda like young male lions do.
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's sort of like a lion pride, except there's no resident male.
The males usually get kicked out of the nursery/female-territory-area and then go hang out with a bachelor group, kinda like young male lions do.
The males usually get kicked out of the nursery/female-territory-area and then go hang out with a bachelor group, kinda like young male lions do.
Not just hunting. Also avoiding BEING hunted. They're small carnivores, so they benefit from having friends to help watch each other's back's.
Particularly the female groups, who often share kitten-sitting duties and defend a female-and-kitten-only territory.
Particularly the female groups, who often share kitten-sitting duties and defend a female-and-kitten-only territory.
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not just hunting. Also avoiding BEING hunted. They're small carnivores, so they benefit from having friends to help watch each other's back's.
Particularly the female groups, who often share kitten-sitting duties and defend a female-and-kitten-only territory.
Particularly the female groups, who often share kitten-sitting duties and defend a female-and-kitten-only territory.
Btw, for those who don't understand why I'm saying any of this, Gordon Freeman also has a PhD in Theoretical Physics.
And he will fuck up your shit with a crowbar. And also shoot you in the face. Possibly with a crossbow that fires red-hot, sharpened lengths of rebar.
And he will fuck up your shit with a crowbar. And also shoot you in the face. Possibly with a crossbow that fires red-hot, sharpened lengths of rebar.
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Btw, for those who don't understand why I'm saying any of this, Gordon Freeman also has a PhD in Theoretical Physics.
And he will fuck up your shit with a crowbar. And also shoot you in the face. Possibly with a crossbow that fires red-hot, sharpened lengths of rebar.
And he will fuck up your shit with a crowbar. And also shoot you in the face. Possibly with a crossbow that fires red-hot, sharpened lengths of rebar.
I mean, you can kinda think of Gordon Freeman as an Iron Man type hero.
His suit is no joke, in terms of how it defensively buffs him, and he's highly resourceful and aggressive.
His suit is no joke, in terms of how it defensively buffs him, and he's highly resourceful and aggressive.
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I mean, you can kinda think of Gordon Freeman as an Iron Man type hero.
His suit is no joke, in terms of how it defensively buffs him, and he's highly resourceful and aggressive.
His suit is no joke, in terms of how it defensively buffs him, and he's highly resourceful and aggressive.
Lowkey, the Hulk vs Gordon Freeman fight would be FULLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT.
I know you think the Hulk has it sewn up, but Gordon fucked up whatever the fuck the Nihilanth was, with zero preparation or foreknowledge that he was going to be fighting a 200 foot tall space fetus beast monster kaiju.
I know you think the Hulk has it sewn up, but Gordon fucked up whatever the fuck the Nihilanth was, with zero preparation or foreknowledge that he was going to be fighting a 200 foot tall space fetus beast monster kaiju.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Lowkey, the Hulk vs Gordon Freeman fight would be FULLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT.
I know you think the Hulk has it sewn up, but Gordon fucked up whatever the fuck the Nihilanth was, with zero preparation or foreknowledge that he was going to be fighting a 200 foot tall space fetus beast monster kaiju.
I know you think the Hulk has it sewn up, but Gordon fucked up whatever the fuck the Nihilanth was, with zero preparation or foreknowledge that he was going to be fighting a 200 foot tall space fetus beast monster kaiju.
I'm counting it as a workout. Spasms are a workout.
Pain = gain. Feel the burn.
Pain = gain. Feel the burn.
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm counting it as a workout. Spasms are a workout.
Pain = gain. Feel the burn.
Pain = gain. Feel the burn.
The more explicit point is that FASCISM IS ALL BASED ON VIBES.
It's not a fact thing. It's not an analysis thing.
It's about "WE'RE GREAT! SOMEONE TOLD US NOT TO BE PROUD OF BEING WHITE! WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS OR IF IT *REALLY* ACTUALLY HAPPENED, BUT FUCK THOSE WOKE LIBTARDS, WOOO!"
It's not a fact thing. It's not an analysis thing.
It's about "WE'RE GREAT! SOMEONE TOLD US NOT TO BE PROUD OF BEING WHITE! WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS OR IF IT *REALLY* ACTUALLY HAPPENED, BUT FUCK THOSE WOKE LIBTARDS, WOOO!"
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The more explicit point is that FASCISM IS ALL BASED ON VIBES.
It's not a fact thing. It's not an analysis thing.
It's about "WE'RE GREAT! SOMEONE TOLD US NOT TO BE PROUD OF BEING WHITE! WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS OR IF IT *REALLY* ACTUALLY HAPPENED, BUT FUCK THOSE WOKE LIBTARDS, WOOO!"
It's not a fact thing. It's not an analysis thing.
It's about "WE'RE GREAT! SOMEONE TOLD US NOT TO BE PROUD OF BEING WHITE! WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS OR IF IT *REALLY* ACTUALLY HAPPENED, BUT FUCK THOSE WOKE LIBTARDS, WOOO!"
This all weirdly obligates you to keep doing dumb shit, on a regular basis.
You can't suddenly change course and start doing smart, well-explained shit. That's not the brand you got to power with. It'll just confuse the idiots.
So you just keep forcing moron shit out of your orange anus mouth.
You can't suddenly change course and start doing smart, well-explained shit. That's not the brand you got to power with. It'll just confuse the idiots.
So you just keep forcing moron shit out of your orange anus mouth.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This all weirdly obligates you to keep doing dumb shit, on a regular basis.
You can't suddenly change course and start doing smart, well-explained shit. That's not the brand you got to power with. It'll just confuse the idiots.
So you just keep forcing moron shit out of your orange anus mouth.
You can't suddenly change course and start doing smart, well-explained shit. That's not the brand you got to power with. It'll just confuse the idiots.
So you just keep forcing moron shit out of your orange anus mouth.
You just announce your dumb, self-serving nonsense, and let it lie out there like a turd in the sun.
Some people think your slugs of shit are bars of gold. Nobody understands why. Trying to actually talk functional people into joining that club is not going to work.
So you just don't do that.
Some people think your slugs of shit are bars of gold. Nobody understands why. Trying to actually talk functional people into joining that club is not going to work.
So you just don't do that.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
You just announce your dumb, self-serving nonsense, and let it lie out there like a turd in the sun.
Some people think your slugs of shit are bars of gold. Nobody understands why. Trying to actually talk functional people into joining that club is not going to work.
So you just don't do that.
Some people think your slugs of shit are bars of gold. Nobody understands why. Trying to actually talk functional people into joining that club is not going to work.
So you just don't do that.
Stupidity is part of the strategy, at least tangentially.
It's like the Nigerian Prince scam. You don't try and offer proof that you're a prince. You don't explain why you need to receive 5 grand to release 50 grand.
If you start explaining, it just raises suspicions, even in dumb motherfuckers.
It's like the Nigerian Prince scam. You don't try and offer proof that you're a prince. You don't explain why you need to receive 5 grand to release 50 grand.
If you start explaining, it just raises suspicions, even in dumb motherfuckers.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Stupidity is part of the strategy, at least tangentially.
It's like the Nigerian Prince scam. You don't try and offer proof that you're a prince. You don't explain why you need to receive 5 grand to release 50 grand.
If you start explaining, it just raises suspicions, even in dumb motherfuckers.
It's like the Nigerian Prince scam. You don't try and offer proof that you're a prince. You don't explain why you need to receive 5 grand to release 50 grand.
If you start explaining, it just raises suspicions, even in dumb motherfuckers.
A "sense" of ownership, huh?
Yeah, that's not an ominous weasel word at all, right?
Yeah, that's not an ominous weasel word at all, right?
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A "sense" of ownership, huh?
Yeah, that's not an ominous weasel word at all, right?
Yeah, that's not an ominous weasel word at all, right?
I broke down and bought Affinity Photo 2 a while back, and it's SO good.
I just wish it was, ya know, FOSS.
I just wish it was, ya know, FOSS.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I broke down and bought Affinity Photo 2 a while back, and it's SO good.
I just wish it was, ya know, FOSS.
I just wish it was, ya know, FOSS.