weird medieval guys
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my beautiful book is still only £13.59 on amazon and you can still get it in time for christmas!! woohoo what a deal!! please do grab a copy if you love this account....it's like this but as a book!
www.amazon.co.uk/Weird-Mediev...
www.amazon.co.uk/Weird-Mediev...
thinkin once more about this lost dog someone posted in my old neighbourhood group one time
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
thinkin once more about this lost dog someone posted in my old neighbourhood group one time
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms
hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!!
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!!
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
told everyone in the club that someone spilled their drink on my head and it was true!!! (the person was me)
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
told everyone in the club that someone spilled their drink on my head and it was true!!! (the person was me)
told everyone in the club
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
told everyone in the club
one of the reasons i only buy used clothes is because secretly i don’t like it when my clothes look new. “oh yeah i went out to a store and bought this because i wanted to wear it” noooo
June 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
one of the reasons i only buy used clothes is because secretly i don’t like it when my clothes look new. “oh yeah i went out to a store and bought this because i wanted to wear it” noooo
when i read a substack article and find more than one comma splice i close the tab immediately
June 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
when i read a substack article and find more than one comma splice i close the tab immediately
just clocked they’re called heathens bc they live in the heath
June 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
just clocked they’re called heathens bc they live in the heath
it’s so cool that el greco painted stuff like this in the early 1600s and people were like “hmmm…..bit odd! not sure about this!” and then 300 years later people looked at it again and were like “OHHHH”
June 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it’s so cool that el greco painted stuff like this in the early 1600s and people were like “hmmm…..bit odd! not sure about this!” and then 300 years later people looked at it again and were like “OHHHH”
hello all! i need a recommendation—books to gift to a very clever well-read english lady to cheer her up while she recovers from surgery :) she has very broad interests but especially loves history and especially women’s history !
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
hello all! i need a recommendation—books to gift to a very clever well-read english lady to cheer her up while she recovers from surgery :) she has very broad interests but especially loves history and especially women’s history !
my grandfather would send me these schizo emails when i was 16 and i would write back like “cool! i had math class today :D”
May 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my grandfather would send me these schizo emails when i was 16 and i would write back like “cool! i had math class today :D”
its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….
May 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….
breed standard dalmatians are these like tragically statuesque inbred monstrosities but at the source in dalmatia the ur-dogs are beautiful squat blocky robust mutts with ample joie de vivre
May 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
breed standard dalmatians are these like tragically statuesque inbred monstrosities but at the source in dalmatia the ur-dogs are beautiful squat blocky robust mutts with ample joie de vivre
fauvel lives rent free in my head still so i wrote a 2,500 word blog post about him and why he isnt like bart simpson !!!!!! please read
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
My favourite etymologies: "to curry favour"
Or, the unfathomably dark depths of the equine soul
open.substack.com
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
fauvel lives rent free in my head still so i wrote a 2,500 word blog post about him and why he isnt like bart simpson !!!!!! please read
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
im deadly serious here this is a 14th century illustration of a horse dying and going to hell
February 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
im deadly serious here this is a 14th century illustration of a horse dying and going to hell
brother got me lo fucking scorpione for hanukkah so pleased
December 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
brother got me lo fucking scorpione for hanukkah so pleased
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new wmg podcast episode is up!! and it’s out festive holiday special!! learn how to stay warm and nourished in medieval winter and also how to have fun!! open.spotify.com/episode/374G...
December 24, 2024 at 8:20 AM
new wmg podcast episode is up!! and it’s out festive holiday special!! learn how to stay warm and nourished in medieval winter and also how to have fun!! open.spotify.com/episode/374G...
sorry, not sorry, not going to care about christmas because i grew up with a loving, psychologically supportive father in constant state of peace, happiness, and excitement about the future.
hearing the key in the door was my own personal “christmas” for almost 20 years.
hearing the key in the door was my own personal “christmas” for almost 20 years.
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 PM
sorry, not sorry, not going to care about christmas because i grew up with a loving, psychologically supportive father in constant state of peace, happiness, and excitement about the future.
hearing the key in the door was my own personal “christmas” for almost 20 years.
hearing the key in the door was my own personal “christmas” for almost 20 years.
new wmg podcast episode is up!! and it’s out festive holiday special!! learn how to stay warm and nourished in medieval winter and also how to have fun!! open.spotify.com/episode/374G...
December 24, 2024 at 8:20 AM
new wmg podcast episode is up!! and it’s out festive holiday special!! learn how to stay warm and nourished in medieval winter and also how to have fun!! open.spotify.com/episode/374G...
i remember when i got into online fandom in the early 2010s as a pre teen and saw a tumblr post saying “tonight’s safe word is superwholock because i can’t think of anything more off putting” and i got so mad i had to log off for a bit
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
i remember when i got into online fandom in the early 2010s as a pre teen and saw a tumblr post saying “tonight’s safe word is superwholock because i can’t think of anything more off putting” and i got so mad i had to log off for a bit
hey guys i need u to recommend me ur fave youtube vids. ran out of things to watch while spinning. esp long form stuff but anything is fine!
December 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
hey guys i need u to recommend me ur fave youtube vids. ran out of things to watch while spinning. esp long form stuff but anything is fine!
snowball fight, italy, ca. 1400
December 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
snowball fight, italy, ca. 1400
everybody should follow the intelligent and beautiful @lennie-dsc.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
everybody should follow the intelligent and beautiful @lennie-dsc.bsky.social