John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I never call BS, although we do text frequently.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I never call BS, although we do text frequently.
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Me: I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room
Elephant: wow rude I’m right here
Elephant: wow rude I’m right here
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Me: I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room
Elephant: wow rude I’m right here
Elephant: wow rude I’m right here
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you’d think she’d look happier
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
you’d think she’d look happier
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It's only Bullshit if it's from the Bulshite region of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Nonsense
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
It's only Bullshit if it's from the Bulshite region of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Nonsense
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Is anyone else having trouble charging their Zune?
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Is anyone else having trouble charging their Zune?
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I tried to make barley soup but didn't use enough water-- ended up with barely soup.
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I tried to make barley soup but didn't use enough water-- ended up with barely soup.
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Can't right now, busy doing things later
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Can't right now, busy doing things later
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condo handyman, checking out my basement leak: it could be coming from here. or here. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes . or
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
condo handyman, checking out my basement leak: it could be coming from here. or here. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here. or here. or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes. or here. or here . or
me: here ?
condo handyman: yes . or
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Elephants hate when they’re in a room and forget why they even came in.
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Elephants hate when they’re in a room and forget why they even came in.
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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I was holding a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing when my niece asked me who Paul Newman was. I told her he was an actor, basically the Brad Pitt of my mom's generation. Then she hit me with, "Who's Brad Pitt?"
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center eating applesauce.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center eating applesauce.
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I was holding a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing when my niece asked me who Paul Newman was. I told her he was an actor, basically the Brad Pitt of my mom's generation. Then she hit me with, "Who's Brad Pitt?"
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center eating applesauce.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center eating applesauce.
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Upcoming dentist appointment and they’ve texted, called, and hired a skywriter to remind me
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Upcoming dentist appointment and they’ve texted, called, and hired a skywriter to remind me
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every time i see trump i get sad bc the color he uses on his face reminds me of a favorite pair of sandals i once had that got destroyed by the dog
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
every time i see trump i get sad bc the color he uses on his face reminds me of a favorite pair of sandals i once had that got destroyed by the dog
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.
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It’s ironic that the people who claim
“Guns don’t kill people, people do”
Claim that drugs kill people and it’s foreign countries fault
“Guns don’t kill people, people do”
Claim that drugs kill people and it’s foreign countries fault
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It’s ironic that the people who claim
“Guns don’t kill people, people do”
Claim that drugs kill people and it’s foreign countries fault
“Guns don’t kill people, people do”
Claim that drugs kill people and it’s foreign countries fault
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Thinking of @michaelfanone.bsky.social and the other true patriots who defended our Capitol on J6. This Marine Corps combat veteran salutes you and your brothers and sisters in blue. You represent the best of America. Thank you for your courage.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Thinking of @michaelfanone.bsky.social and the other true patriots who defended our Capitol on J6. This Marine Corps combat veteran salutes you and your brothers and sisters in blue. You represent the best of America. Thank you for your courage.
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100 years from now, people will look at clips like this and be like "Really, that was the guy?"
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
100 years from now, people will look at clips like this and be like "Really, that was the guy?"
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I stand with Astronaut and Senator Mark Kelly, he’s an American hero who earned his place in history and won’t bow down to fascists like drunkard rapist fox propagandist Pete Hegseth who a disgraceful asshole as well a trashy weak little bully.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I stand with Astronaut and Senator Mark Kelly, he’s an American hero who earned his place in history and won’t bow down to fascists like drunkard rapist fox propagandist Pete Hegseth who a disgraceful asshole as well a trashy weak little bully.
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No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
We must speak plainly: January 6th was an attempted coup. It was an effort to nullify millions of lawful votes and subvert the will of the American people.
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
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What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
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If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
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Writing satire right now feels like being the string quartet on the Titanic
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Writing satire right now feels like being the string quartet on the Titanic
Just discovered that the farm down the road that I assumed was involved in legitimate agriculture is in reality a cult of aspiring influencers. I’m thrilled to be too cheap and in the wrong demographic for this. Ask me about my brand and I’ll tell you I’ve never been to a cattle ranch.
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Just discovered that the farm down the road that I assumed was involved in legitimate agriculture is in reality a cult of aspiring influencers. I’m thrilled to be too cheap and in the wrong demographic for this. Ask me about my brand and I’ll tell you I’ve never been to a cattle ranch.