John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
If cows wore jewelry I’m guessing that it’s safe to assume it would be a moo’ed ring.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If cows wore jewelry I’m guessing that it’s safe to assume it would be a moo’ed ring.
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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people at the gym think i'm listening to a powerful workout playlist. but it's just the 10-hour loop of a dial-up modem connecting. it fuels my rage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
people at the gym think i'm listening to a powerful workout playlist. but it's just the 10-hour loop of a dial-up modem connecting. it fuels my rage.
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After hearing that JFK’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, was running for Congress, Con Junior threw his coke spoon into the race. He’s running for president in 2028.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
After hearing that JFK’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, was running for Congress, Con Junior threw his coke spoon into the race. He’s running for president in 2028.
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But Obama wore a tan suit.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
But Obama wore a tan suit.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
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It's a well known fact that Epstein's house was bugged with secret cameras all over the place. The emails from today are a smoking gun. Trump being alone with a victim "for hours" means there's blackmail tapes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's a well known fact that Epstein's house was bugged with secret cameras all over the place. The emails from today are a smoking gun. Trump being alone with a victim "for hours" means there's blackmail tapes.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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Just a pedophile, another pedophile, and a guy who's totally not a pedophile hanging out together.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just a pedophile, another pedophile, and a guy who's totally not a pedophile hanging out together.
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The Epstein saga is the biggest political cover-up in modern history.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Epstein saga is the biggest political cover-up in modern history.
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Very excited to see what the Big Distraction will be to the new Epstein drop.
- Eliminating some tariffs?
- Sending troops to a new city?
- Blowing something up?
So many possibilities!
- Eliminating some tariffs?
- Sending troops to a new city?
- Blowing something up?
So many possibilities!
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Very excited to see what the Big Distraction will be to the new Epstein drop.
- Eliminating some tariffs?
- Sending troops to a new city?
- Blowing something up?
So many possibilities!
- Eliminating some tariffs?
- Sending troops to a new city?
- Blowing something up?
So many possibilities!
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Maybe Trump and every other billionaire in the Epstein files can be incarcerated in an ICE detention center
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Maybe Trump and every other billionaire in the Epstein files can be incarcerated in an ICE detention center
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
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It would be amazing if Trump was more worried that the Epstein Files prove he killed the guy and he's less worried about the pedo stuff
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It would be amazing if Trump was more worried that the Epstein Files prove he killed the guy and he's less worried about the pedo stuff
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There must be murders in the epstein files. These republicans don't care enough about women and children to be this afraid of the fallout
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There must be murders in the epstein files. These republicans don't care enough about women and children to be this afraid of the fallout
So is giving us a black razor supposed to compensate for their abandonment of DEI? I think not.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So is giving us a black razor supposed to compensate for their abandonment of DEI? I think not.
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
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I bet a factory reset would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I bet a factory reset would fix me
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Karoline Leavitt is only 29??? jesus christ being a horrible piece of shit really ages you
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Karoline Leavitt is only 29??? jesus christ being a horrible piece of shit really ages you
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If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
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What does that even mean? He wore a suit and tie while raping children?
Karoline Leavitt claimed today that Trump was always "extremely professional" while hanging out with [checks notes] Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What does that even mean? He wore a suit and tie while raping children?
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true