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So is giving us a black razor supposed to compensate for their abandonment of DEI? I think not.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have no problem if Wendy’s wants to rebrand, but they should follow through and change the sign to the correct animated character.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I didn’t see it until this reference, but Emma Thompson and Aaron Neil are the new Doctor and companion combination that we really need to reenergize the franchise!
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🎶 ‘…up before you go go…’ 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine my surprise and disappointment to discover that an ‘easy corn stripper’ is NOT a promiscuous adult entertainer from Iowa.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m guessing it’s poltergeists.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I thought the idea was to ‘BEAT’ Bobby Flay, not ‘KILL’ him but I remain open to either outcome.
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure, pretty easy if you’re an Eagan. For the rest of us, not so much.

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October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m thinking it was when she realized that she was dating Pete Davidson, right?
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good to know what Pam from ‘The Office’ is up to.
October 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ah, but will they?
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I regret to inform you that your algorithm sucks and doesn’t know me very well at all.
October 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m sure someone in The White House is at this moment busy preparing an AI video telling Mango Mussolini that he won this prize.
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Now let’s go to The NFL Today for an update…
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I find myself wondering where I went wrong with this one and I’m realizing there’s probably a shit-ton of people who’ve never heard of either one.
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Whiskey Pete thinks beards are a problem. Never saw him as a student of history anyway.
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Honestly, this doesn't even taste like pumpkin.
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When Stephen Miller’s wife calls him a ‘sexual matador’ I’m assuming she’s referencing something like this.
September 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My biggest disappointment in the finale was that I expected more to be resolved, but by ending in a cliffhanger at least we’ve got all the characters we’re invested in around for season 2. And did Boy Cavalier have his office decorated by Doctor Who?
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is it more frightening to think that Disney executives missed the message of the Ghorman resistance episode of ‘Andor’ or that they’re just fans of the massacre that follows? Oops. Spoiler alert I guess.
September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I will be truly shocked and disappointed if Steamboat Willie doesn’t make an appearance on the next ‘Last Week Tonight’ since nobody trolls Disney quite as well as John Oliver.
September 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Should be interesting to see if Brendan Carr requires ABC to remove this controversial scene from their annual broadcast of The Sound of Music.
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’ll probably never recover from the cognitive dissonance of waiting for the release of an album that I remember from the 70’s.
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m sorry, but mention King Charles and THIS is the mental image I’m going to have.
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM