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Dr. Moist Squelching
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Dr. Moist Squelching
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don’t have much to say lately because the computer is poison
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
don’t have much to say lately because the computer is poison
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
Getting quenched probably feels good af if you're a thirst
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Getting quenched probably feels good af if you're a thirst
They're sweeping me into a dustpan tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They're sweeping me into a dustpan tomorrow
At Claire's getting my veil pierced
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At Claire's getting my veil pierced
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Are you sure you don’t have a crawl space? Are you really sure?? I swore last time I was here I was laying in a crawl space for days becoming progressively more haggard and emaciated
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Are you sure you don’t have a crawl space? Are you really sure?? I swore last time I was here I was laying in a crawl space for days becoming progressively more haggard and emaciated
Ground coffee is fine, but sky coffee is way better, imho
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ground coffee is fine, but sky coffee is way better, imho
Tender and juicy Tamagotchi in every bite
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tender and juicy Tamagotchi in every bite
Well.. I've gone this whole time not catching the rona, but i finally got it
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Well.. I've gone this whole time not catching the rona, but i finally got it
Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should say "you're smelling extra delicious today, baby"
If they’re within four feet, the employee should say "you're smelling extra delicious today, baby"
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should say "you're smelling extra delicious today, baby"
If they’re within four feet, the employee should say "you're smelling extra delicious today, baby"
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Dear Diary,
Today I met a man covered with skin.
Today I met a man covered with skin.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Dear Diary,
Today I met a man covered with skin.
Today I met a man covered with skin.
Thought about googling "how many pull-ups should a grown man be able to do" but im confident the answer is "2" so im not going to bother
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thought about googling "how many pull-ups should a grown man be able to do" but im confident the answer is "2" so im not going to bother
They're sending me down to the food depot to retrieve a week's worth of sustenance rations for my state-designated familial unit
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They're sending me down to the food depot to retrieve a week's worth of sustenance rations for my state-designated familial unit
Just found out the singer of one of my fav bands left bc her bandmates were being dickheads. There's no bit here, I'm just upset about it
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just found out the singer of one of my fav bands left bc her bandmates were being dickheads. There's no bit here, I'm just upset about it
Putting "enshittification expert" on my resume
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Putting "enshittification expert" on my resume
Crying and screaming because my phone updated and the new UI looks like donkey shit
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Crying and screaming because my phone updated and the new UI looks like donkey shit
Hairlines don't recede; foreheads become more powerful
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hairlines don't recede; foreheads become more powerful
[Doing my best butt-rock voice over some sick thrash metal] YEAH IT WOULD BE COOL TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOM AND DAD [headbangs]
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[Doing my best butt-rock voice over some sick thrash metal] YEAH IT WOULD BE COOL TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOM AND DAD [headbangs]
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[immediately forgetting what I came to Jupiter for when I get there]
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[immediately forgetting what I came to Jupiter for when I get there]
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Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
My favorite part of a wedding is when everyone gets burger king afterwards
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My favorite part of a wedding is when everyone gets burger king afterwards
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thicker
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corns
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the 🍇
sweeter
🍇
the 🍇
juice 🧃
🧃
🧃
🧃
the
thicker
🦶
the 🦶
corns
🍇
🦶
the 🍇
sweeter
🍇
the 🍇
juice 🧃
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November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
🦶
the
thicker
🦶
the 🦶
corns
🍇
🦶
the 🍇
sweeter
🍇
the 🍇
juice 🧃
🧃
🧃
🧃
the
thicker
🦶
the 🦶
corns
🍇
🦶
the 🍇
sweeter
🍇
the 🍇
juice 🧃
🧃
🧃
🧃
Are you guys bursting with flavor or not really
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Are you guys bursting with flavor or not really
Looking up different kinds of straws in the strawbrary
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Looking up different kinds of straws in the strawbrary